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Fiona Rip

Good Ol' Gateguard Trick

5 Oct 2004 · Submitted by Coops · POV: Tu · 642 views · ★ Score +0.6 · 10 votes
03H 144V 37402X 525C Exits:EW>
Lachlan ARRIVED! -------------------- EAST
Mang ARRIVED! -------------------- EAST

503H 144V 37402X 525C Exits:EW>
()()()++()()Mang missed bash on YOU()()()++()()

503H 144V 37402X 525C [Me:Perfect] [Mang:Perfect] Exits:EW> l
Western City Gates
     You are inside the western city gates. The gates are made of thick
wood, reinforced with iron bars, and are very tough to break. The gateway
is arched, and above you you can see steel bars that can slide down in case
of siege or attack.
Mang E, Like a Rapid Dog is SITTING here, fighting    -----  YOU. (flying)
Lachlan Woodblood, Cold and Ruthless Garbage Champion is standing here. (flying)
A large pigeon is here pecking at some bread crumbs.
A buckskin gelding is tethered here.
A cityguard of Vietnam stands here, guarding the western gates.
A cityguard of Vietnam stands here, guarding the western gates.
A cityguard of Vietnam stands here, guarding the western gates.
A cityguard of Vietnam stands here, guarding the western gates.

503H 144V 37402X 525C [Me:Perfect] [Mang:Perfect] Exits:EW> fle

Lachlan starts moaning.

503H 144V 37402X 525C [Me:Perfect] [Mang:Perfect] Exits:EW>
A Vietnam gateguard looks at Mang and yells  'There's the scoundrel!'
bash Fiona
Fiona ARRIVED! -------------------- EAST
A Vietnam gateguard looks at Mang and yells  'There's the scoundrel!'
A Vietnam gateguard looks at Mang and yells  'There's the scoundrel!'
A Vietnam gateguard looks at Mang and yells  'There's the scoundrel!'
A Vietnam gateguard looks at Mang and yells  'There's the scoundrel!'

503H 144V 37402X 525C [Me:Perfect] [Mang:Perfect] Exits:EW> You flee head over heels.
Intersection of Market Street and Wall Road
     You are at the intersection of Market Street and Wall Road. Market
Street runs east-west through Vietnam, while Wall Road runs along the
inside of the city wall. Market Street is the busiest street in Vietnam;
many of the shops and stands are located here.

503H 143V 37402X 525C Exits:NESW> You couldn't find what you were looking for.

503H 143V 37402X 525C Exits:NESW> sca
Looking    NORTH
You see nothing special.
A large pigeon is here pecking at some bread crumbs.
Looking    EAST
You see nothing special.
Looking    SOUTH
You see nothing special.
A street cleaner is walking about, cleaning up the trash.
Looking    WEST
You see nothing special.
Mang E, Like a Rapid Dog is SITTING here, fighting    -----  a Kalaman gateguard. (flying)
Lachlan Woodblood, Cold and Ruthless Garbage Champion is standing here. (flying)
A large pigeon is here pecking at some bread crumbs.
A buckskin gelding is tethered here.
A Kalaman gateguard is STANDING here, fighting    -----  Mang.
A Kalaman gateguard is STANDING here, fighting    -----  Mang.
A Kalaman gateguard is STANDING here, fighting    -----  Mang.
A Kalaman gateguard is STANDING here, fighting    -----  Mang.
Looking    UP
You see nothing special.
Looking    DOWN
You see nothing special.

503H 143V 37402X 525C Exits:NESW> w
Western City Gates
     You are inside the western city gates. The gates are made of thick
wood, reinforced with iron bars, and are very tough to break. The gateway
is arched, and above you you can see steel bars that can slide down in case
of siege or attack.
bash Fiona
Fiona the Female Human is standing here. (flying)
Mang E, Like a Rapid Dog is SITTING here, fighting    -----  a Kalaman gateguard. (flying)
Lachlan Woodblood, Cold and Ruthless Garbage Champion is standing here. (flying)
A large pigeon is here pecking at some bread crumbs.
A buckskin gelding is tethered here.
A Kalaman gateguard is STANDING here, fighting    -----  Mang.
A Kalaman gateguard is STANDING here, fighting    -----  Mang.
A Kalaman gateguard is STANDING here, fighting    -----  Mang.
A Kalaman gateguard is STANDING here, fighting    -----  Mang.

503H 142V 37402X 525C Exits:EW>
Fiona focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.

503H 142V 37402X 525C Exits:EW> You crash into Fiona in a bone crunching bash, sending her sprawling to the ground.

503H 142V 37402X 525C [Me:Perfect] [Fiona:V.Good] Exits:EW>
You slash Fiona extremely hard.
Fiona crushes YOU very hard.
Mang crushes a Vietnam gateguard extremely hard.
A Vietnam gateguard misses Mang with his slash.
A Vietnam gateguard massacres Mang with his slash.
A Vietnam gateguard massacres Mang with his slash.
A Vietnam gateguard misses Mang with his slash.
A Vietnam gateguard massacres Mang with his slash.
A Vietnam gateguard massacres Mang with his slash.
A Vietnam gateguard slashes Mang extremely hard.

491H 142V 37402X 525C [Me:V.Good] [Fiona:V.Good] Exits:EW>
+++____________+++Mang STANDS UP+++____________+++

491H 142V 37402X 525C [Me:V.Good] [Fiona:V.Good] Exits:EW>
A Vietnam gateguard looks at Fiona and yells  'There's the scoundrel!'
Mang panics, and attempts to flee.
Mang LEFT! -------------------- WEST

491H 142V 37402X 525C [Me:V.Good] [Fiona:V.Good] Exits:EW>
A Vietnam gateguard looks at Fiona and yells  'There's the scoundrel!'

491H 142V 37402X 525C [Me:V.Good] [Fiona:V.Good] Exits:EW>
A Vietnam gateguard looks at Fiona and yells  'There's the scoundrel!'

491H 142V 37402X 525C [Me:V.Good] [Fiona:V.Good] Exits:EW>
A Vietnam gateguard looks at Fiona and yells  'There's the scoundrel!'

491H 142V 37402X 525C [Me:V.Good] [Fiona:V.Good] Exits:EW>
A Vietnam gateguard massacres Fiona with his slash.
A Vietnam gateguard misses Fiona with his slash.
A Vietnam gateguard massacres Fiona with his slash.
A Vietnam gateguard massacres Fiona with his slash.
You slash Fiona extremely hard.
Fiona crushes YOU extremely hard.
A Vietnam gateguard tries to sweep Fiona's legs, but misses badly.

494H 154V 37402X 525C [Me:V.Good] [Fiona:Fair] Exits:EW>
Lachlan says 'umm...'

494H 154V 37402X 525C [Me:V.Good] [Fiona:Fair] Exits:EW>
A Vietnam gateguard looks at Fiona and yells  'There's the scoundrel!'

494H 154V 37402X 525C [Me:V.Good] [Fiona:Fair] Exits:EW>
A Vietnam gateguard looks at Fiona and yells  'There's the scoundrel!'

494H 154V 37402X 525C [Me:V.Good] [Fiona:Fair] Exits:EW>
A Vietnam gateguard looks at Fiona and yells  'There's the scoundrel!'

494H 154V 37402X 525C [Me:V.Good] [Fiona:Fair] Exits:EW>
A Vietnam gateguard looks at Fiona and yells  'There's the scoundrel!'

494H 154V 37402X 525C [Me:V.Good] [Fiona:Fair] Exits:EW> get all corpse

A Vietnam gateguard misses Fiona with his slash.
A Vietnam gateguard massacres Fiona with his slash.
A Vietnam gateguard massacres Fiona with his slash.
A Vietnam gateguard misses Fiona with his slash.
A Vietnam gateguard misses Fiona with his slash.
A Vietnam gateguard misses Fiona with his slash.
A Vietnam gateguard massacres Fiona with his slash.
You slash Fiona extremely hard.
Fiona crushes YOU extremely hard.

477H 154V 37402X 525C [Me:V.Good] [Fiona:Bad] Exits:EW> get all corpse
What are you trying to get from?

477H 154V 37402X 525C [Me:V.Good] [Fiona:Bad] Exits:EW> What are you trying to get from?

477H 154V 37402X 525C [Me:V.Good] [Fiona:Bad] Exits:EW>
Lachlan says 'not smart'

477H 154V 37402X 525C [Me:V.Good] [Fiona:Bad] Exits:EW>
A Vietnam gateguard massacres Fiona with his slash.
A Vietnam gateguard misses Fiona with his slash.
A Vietnam gateguard slashes Fiona extremely hard.
A Vietnam gateguard slashes Fiona extremely hard.
A Vietnam gateguard massacres Fiona with his slash.
A Vietnam gateguard massacres Fiona with his slash.
A Vietnam gateguard massacres Fiona with his slash.
A Vietnam gateguard massacres Fiona with his slash.
You receive 0 experience.
Fiona is dead! R.I.P.
get all.coins corpse
examine corpse
The death cry of Fiona echoes from somewhere nearby...
Fiona sinks gently to the ground.
A seahorse stops following Fiona.

477H 154V 37402X 525C Exits:EW> You get a large pile of coins from the corpse of Fiona.
split 670
There were 670 coins.

477H 154V 37402X 525C Exits:EW> You get a large pile of coins from the corpse of Fiona.
split 670
There were 670 coins.

477H 154V 37402X 1195C Exits:EW> It's a pretty ghastly sight! Searching through the remains, you find:
corpse (here) :
Ebon Fyr..it glows dimly
a bracelet of threaded rose petals
an intricately twined gold bracelet
a belt of seashells..it glows dimly
a yeti pelt
the wings of an eagle..it hums softly
a pair of studded leather gloves
a pair of knee-high leather boots
thick padded leggings
a pair of electrum hair braid tassels
a puma skin vest
a light medallion..it glows dimly
a beaded leather necklace..it glows dimly
a black runed ring
a glowing scroll of recall..it glows dimly [2]
a large first-aid kit
a scouting pack
a scroll of recall
a necklace of draconian teeth..it glows dimly
a light medallion..it glows dimly

 [more]

477H 154V 37402X 1195C Exits:EW> get all corpse
You get Ebon Fyr from the corpse of Fiona.
You get a bracelet of threaded rose petals from the corpse of Fiona.
You get an intricately twined gold bracelet from the corpse of Fiona.
You get a belt of seashells from the corpse of Fiona.
You get a yeti pelt from the corpse of Fiona.
You get the wings of an eagle from the corpse of Fiona.
You get a pair of studded leather gloves from the corpse of Fiona.
You get a pair of knee-high leather boots from the corpse of Fiona.
You get thick padded leggings from the corpse of Fiona.
You get a pair of electrum hair braid tassels from the corpse of Fiona.
You get a puma skin vest from the corpse of Fiona.
You get a light medallion from the corpse of Fiona.
You get a beaded leather necklace from the corpse of Fiona.
You get a black runed ring from the corpse of Fiona.
You get a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Fiona.
You get a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Fiona.
You get a large first-aid kit from the corpse of Fiona.
You get a scouting pack from the corpse of Fiona.
You get a scroll of recall from the corpse of Fiona.
You get a necklace of draconian teeth from the corpse of Fiona.
You get a light medallion from the corpse of Fiona.
You get a milky potion of see invisible from the corpse of Fiona.
You get a light medallion from the corpse of Fiona.
You get a bejeweled amulet from the corpse of Fiona.
You get a small canteen from the corpse of Fiona.
You get a small canteen from the corpse of Fiona.
You get a small canteen from the corpse of Fiona.
You get a merchant's beltpouch from the corpse of Fiona.
You get a jet black potion from the corpse of Fiona.

477H 154V 37402X 1195C Exits:EW>
bash Fiona
Fiona ARRIVED! -------------------- EAST

477H 154V 37402X 1195C Exits:EW>
A stallion arrives from the west, carrying Zise.
A quarter horse arrives from the west, carrying Racoris.

477H 154V 37402X 1195C Exits:EW> You try to bash Fiona, but you miss and tumble forward onto your face.

477H 154V 37402X 1195C [Me:V.Good] [Fiona:Awful] Exits:EW>
You slash Fiona extremely hard.
You receive 0 experience.
Fiona is dead! R.I.P.
get all.coins corpse
examine corpse
The death cry of Fiona echoes from somewhere nearby...

43 comments

  1. Steve87 · 5 Oct 2004
    Dales finest work yet!!! Sad to see Mang with garbage now =(
  2. Maldrik · 5 Oct 2004
    Nice subs
  3. Coops · 5 Oct 2004
    HAHA I Knew you were gonna say something about that Bob.
  4. kamij · 5 Oct 2004
    I still have A gateguard of Vietfuckingnam stands here, guarding the western gates.
  5. Malth · 5 Oct 2004
    You need one more sub...

    A Vietnam gateguard looks at Mang and yells 'Me love you long time!'
  6. ralfiepoo · 5 Oct 2004
    laugh
  7. Loretta · 5 Oct 2004
    Well, Oleg have smthing to do now. Reexp druid for example.
  8. Sfinx · 5 Oct 2004
    Subs for teh win! =P
  9. Parn · 5 Oct 2004
    Ralf's comment was both thought provoking and comedy gold at the same time, who else could think of a more useful and memorable comment than "laugh". WELL, maybe me with this comment about his lame comment making my comment the lamest comment. Therefore, I win again foolish mortals!
  10. ddog · 5 Oct 2004
    the subs.. they hurt my eyes!! unbelievable someone is still stupid enough to go on that trick :p
  11. ralfiepoo · 5 Oct 2004
    oeoeoe
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  13. feroz · 6 Oct 2004
    COREY IS A FAT FUCK COREY IS A FAT FUCK COREY IS A FAT FUCK COREY IS A FAT FUCK COREY IS A FAT FUCK COREY IS A FAT FUCK COREY IS A FAT FUCK COREY IS A FAT FUCK COREY IS A FAT FUCK COREY IS A FAT FUCK COREY IS A FAT FUCK
    SANCHO CAN SUCK BALLS SANCHO CAN SUCK BALLS SANCHO CAN SUCK BALLS SANCHO CAN SUCK BALLS SANCHO CAN SUCK BALLS SANCHO CAN SUCK BALLS
    STILL....
    COREY IS A FUCKING JEW BEANER

    [ hey feroz why don't you shut the fuck up before the elders of zion get you in your sleep -suf ]
  14. feroz · 6 Oct 2004
    :( :( :( :( :( :(
  15. tudets · 6 Oct 2004
    I still don't get it why people run back to their corpse just to die again for crap equipment
  16. Melee · 7 Oct 2004
    Jesus Christ Corey, what are you? 12? meh, grow up.

    Yeah, you too feroz... god, you people are freaks
  17. Rurh · 7 Oct 2004
    Tudets:

    It's a similar effect to when you chop off a chicken's head.
  18. feroz · 7 Oct 2004
    no i just turned 15 melee leave me alone i like to be young as for corey hes just immature and always will be no wonder hes never been laid. well if you think you have corey. adam does not count... ((PEACE OUT))
  19. RottenPotato · 7 Oct 2004
    do you have a gotee too?
  20. feroz · 7 Oct 2004
    haha corey you dont even have facial hair i bet you fucking looser go get yourself a woman you fucking fat ass.
  21. stunt · 7 Oct 2004
    Dear Nightbringer,

    I've been missing you alot, i only have been seeing you cheating with someone else this wipe, bad bringer! Anyways i hope we get back together soon, we had blast last wipe!

    Your true love, Zanley
  22. Hravitz · 8 Oct 2004
    Feroz - Ever heard a saying about a pot calling the kettle black?

    It seems a little hypocritical for a 15 year old kid who spends almost all his time being hated on an online game to talk shit about some dude not having a life/girlfriend.

    But then again, you do drink beer and get stoned according to your own posts, so I retract that stuff - You are the man.
  23. feroz · 8 Oct 2004
    well lol being hated online doesnt interfer with my personal life, so its all good btw party this weekend free to come lol... PEACE
  24. Malth · 8 Oct 2004
    Feroz: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
  25. feroz · 8 Oct 2004
    hey malthros i have something to say.. suck some balls get a life mud is gay and you are gay yourself. fucking looser. PEACE OUT!
  26. Parn · 8 Oct 2004
    I agree with Corey. Sancho is a fag. Feroz I wish the best of luck in your obviously promising life.
  27. feroz · 8 Oct 2004
    ya know what i made the A on a roll with a 3.5 gpa seems im doing good enough so um. fuck off...see ya l8ter got to get to school. PEACE!
  28. RottenPotato · 8 Oct 2004
    How can you even attain 2.0 gpa with your moronic English?
    It could make baby Jesus cry.
  29. Rurh · 9 Oct 2004
    What's with the 'PEACE' crap?

    Is that just some form of replacement for the period at the end of a sentence?
  30. Hravitz · 9 Oct 2004
    Wow. Great job guy. I have a perfect 4.0, go to Harvard, an am a gold medalling olympiad who dates supermodels...

    saying something doesn't make it so. If anything, your life is probably that much shittier considering how much you overcompensate.

    You're inviting us to parties? Telling us about how you drink beer? And yet you're still on just about whenever I log on? Where exactly do you live? I'm sure someone would love to come to one of these imaginary parties you attend.

    You are going to be hauling asphalt in 3 years, stop pretending you have a future. Maybe I'll hire you to landscape or something if you're nice.

    Sorry, I forgot to end this msg how all the cool non-lemming douchebags end it...

    PEACE OUT HOMESKILLETS, CHECK YOU LATER DAWGZ
  31. Mike R. · 9 Oct 2004
    laugh, and to think we've been letting feroz group on his 'unknown' healer lately. that ends as soon as i start zoning again! on behalf of the entire mud you get to reroll once again, jackass.
  32. Parn · 9 Oct 2004
    #Trying to connect..
    Your site has been banned!

    #SESSION 'ses1' DIED.
    #THERE'S NO ACTIVE SESSION NOW.
    Blargh!
  33. feroz · 9 Oct 2004
    haha parn im not dumb enough to get sitebanned you idjit wow!
  34. Jackson · 9 Oct 2004
    Hi Malthros. I have a date with you. Come play.

    oh yeah, feroz....wow, just wow. (PEACE)
  35. minch · 9 Oct 2004
    Author Message
    feroz ya know what i made the A on a roll with a 3.5 gpa seems im doing good enough so um. fuck off...see ya l8ter got to get to school. PEACE!

    feroz, your a fucking dumbass, the A on a roll? a 3.5 would be 1/2 A's, 1/2 B's, and its fucking honor roll, not on a roll, anyone who actually got on it would know that, your a fucking douchebag who pretends your great irl, but a fucking lame ass nerd who gets his ass kicked online.
  36. feroz · 9 Oct 2004
    minch i bet you anything i would kick the fuck out of you RL. so talk more shit douchebag its a fucking game get a life.
  37. Parn · 9 Oct 2004
    It's a good thing feroz took up the slack from haley and rurh posting less or we would all be bored to death! I for one say thank you feroz for volunteering to be our punching bag.
  38. Malth · 9 Oct 2004
    Ah fuck, now Feroz has gone into the "I'm a hardass in real life" stage.

    Jackson: Unless you're actually one of my 4 remaining midterms that I have to take this week, no, you don't. :P
  39. Coops · 9 Oct 2004
    MAN What happened to talking about my SUBS fuckers!
  40. ddog · 9 Oct 2004
    i vote this comment section to be closed!
  41. feroz · 9 Oct 2004
    aight ill be your punching bag. im used to it ive been getting crap since the day i started mud. it dont even bother me at all but enough out of me i got some homework to do =(
  42. Coops · 9 Oct 2004
    I agree with ddog!
  43. MikeS · 12 Oct 2004
    i know it's already been mentioned, but... "on a roll"? are you shitting me? the next joint you smoke, the next beer you drink will be your first. the next girl you kiss will be...your mom. good luck loser.