Herman Munster

You may get clanned...but that doesn't make you any smarter!

3 Mar 2005 · Submitted by meetalisher · POV: Me · 576 views · ★ Score +2.0 · 16 votes

481H 168V 4309902X 1920C Exits:NEW> gt he's
You tell your group 'he's'

481H 168V 4309902X 1920C Exits:NEW> c
Herman focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
You freeze in place, unable to move.

481H 168V 4309902X 1920C Exits:NEW> c 'bli'
You are unable to use your physical form.

481H 168V 4309902X 1920C Exits:NEW> ha
Za arrives from the south.

481H 168V 4309902X 1920C Exits:NEW> laugh
You laugh heartily.

481H 168V 4309902X 1920C Exits:NEW> gt
Herman focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
YOU'RE HIT. A lightning bolt from Herman has reached its goal.

428H 168V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Good] [Herman:Perfect] Exits:NEW> gt wait
You tell your group 'wait'

428H 168V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Good] [Herman:Perfect] Exits:NEW> gt b
Sanka focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
Huge flames scorch you from above.

343H 168V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:Perfect] Exits:NEW> gt bash
Herman whips YOU very hard.

329H 168V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:Perfect] Exits:NEW> gt bash it
You tell your group 'bash it'

329H 168V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:Perfect] Exits:NEW>
Za crashes into Sanka in a thundering collision, knocking him to the ground!

329H 168V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:Perfect] Exits:NEW>
Herman focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
YOU'RE HIT. A lightning bolt from Herman has reached its goal.

272H 168V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:Perfect] Exits:NEW> dra
Za slashes Sanka extremely hard.
Sanka misses Za with his drain.

272H 168V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:Perfect] Exits:NEW> drain
A Balifor watchman arrives from the east.

272H 168V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:Perfect] Exits:NEW> drain
Fuer shouts '20 war lookin for group'

272H 168V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:Perfect] Exits:NEW> drain
Za slashes Sanka hard.
Sanka misses Za with his drain.
Herman whips YOU extremely hard.

256H 168V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:Perfect] Exits:NEW> drain
Za crashes into Herman in a thundering collision, knocking him to the ground!

256H 168V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:V.Good] Exits:NEW> drain
A Balifor watchman looks at Za and yells  'There's the scoundrel!'

256H 168V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:V.Good] Exits:NEW> drain
A Balifor watchman massacres Za with his smite.
A Balifor watchman smites Za very hard.
Za slashes Sanka hard.
Sanka drains Za extremely hard.
Herman whips YOU very hard.

242H 168V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:V.Good] Exits:NEW> drain
Sanka stands up.

242H 168V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:V.Good] Exits:NEW> drain
Sanka focuses harshly on Za and utters some strange words.
Huge flames burn Za from above.

242H 168V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:V.Good] Exits:NEW> c 'bli'sanka
You feel the magic bond holding you shatter!
A Balifor watchman smites Za extremely hard.
A Balifor watchman smites Za extremely hard.
Za misses Sanka with his slash.
Herman misses you with his whip.
You stab Herman very hard.

242H 168V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:Good] Exits:NEW> c 'bli'sanka
A Balifor watchman looks at Za and yells  'There's the scoundrel!'

242H 168V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:Good] Exits:NEW> c 'bli'sanka
You utter the words, 'blindness'

242H 168V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:Good] Mem:3 Exits:NEW>
Sanka focuses harshly on Za and utters some strange words.

242H 168V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:Good] Mem:3 Exits:NEW>
Herman stands up.

242H 168V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:Good] Mem:3 Exits:NEW> d
Za panics, and attempts to flee.
Za leaves west.

242H 168V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:Good] Mem:3 Exits:NEW> d
Herman focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
Luckily for you Herman slept during draining-lessons.

242H 168V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:Good] Mem:3 Exits:NEW> c
Za arrives from the west.
A Balifor watchman looks at Herman and yells  'There's the scoundrel!'

242H 168V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:Good] Mem:3 Exits:NEW> drain

A Balifor watchman smites Herman extremely hard.
A Balifor watchman smites Herman extremely hard.

242H 168V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:Good] Mem:3 Exits:NEW> Herman spasms as you place
your hand on his chest and drain his life-force.

384H 169V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Good] [Herman:Fair] Mem:3 Exits:NEW>
Za crashes into Herman in a thundering collision, knocking him to the ground!

384H 169V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Good] [Herman:Fair] Mem:3 Exits:NEW>
Sanka focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
Huge flames scorch you from above.

333H 169V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:Fair] Mem:3 Exits:NEW>
A Balifor watchman looks at Za and yells  'There's the scoundrel!'

333H 169V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:Fair] Mem:3 Exits:NEW> c 'bl
Za slashes Herman extremely hard.
A Balifor watchman massacres Herman with his smite.
A Balifor watchman massacres Herman with his smite.
Herman misses you with his whip.
You stab Herman extremely hard.

333H 169V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:V.Bad] Mem:3 Exits:NEW> c 'bli'
You utter the words,
'blindness'

333H 169V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:V.Bad] Mem:4 Exits:NEW>
Sanka focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
Huge flames scorch you from above.

272H 169V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:V.Bad] Mem:4 Exits:NEW>
Za slashes Herman extremely hard.
A Balifor watchman smites Herman extremely hard.
A Balifor watchman massacres Herman with his smite.
Herman misses you with his whip.

272H 169V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:Awful] Mem:4 Exits:NEW> im

A Balifor watchman looks at Za and yells  'There's the scoundrel!'

272H 169V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:Awful] Mem:4 Exits:NEW> After lightning fast strikes
from your rapier, Herman is wheeling to regain his balance.

272H 169V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:Awful] Mem:4 Exits:NEW> g
Za spins and tries to kick Herman, but Herman dodges out of the way.

272H 169V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Fair] [Herman:Awful] Mem:4 Exits:NEW> g all co
Sanka focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
Sanka hits you with a chilling blast of cold air.  You're numb all over.

226H 169V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Bad] [Herman:Awful] Mem:4 Exits:NEW> g all corpse

Fayre flies in from the south.
A Balifor watchman looks at Za and yells  'There's the scoundrel!'

226H 169V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Bad] [Herman:Awful] Mem:4 Exits:NEW>
Fayre flies east.

226H 169V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Bad] [Herman:Awful] Mem:4 Exits:NEW>
A Balifor watchman looks at Za and yells  'There's the scoundrel!'

226H 169V 4309902X 1920C [Me:Bad] [Herman:Awful] Mem:4 Exits:NEW>
Za misses Herman with his slash.
A Balifor watchman massacres Herman with his smite.
You receive 0 experience.
Herman is dead! R.I.P.
The death cry of Herman echoes from somewhere nearby...
Herman stops following Sanka.
A fire salamander stops following Herman.

226H 169V 4309902X 1920C Mem:4 Exits:NEW> laugYou get a large first-aid kit from the corpse
of Herman.
You get a dragontail whip from the corpse of Herman.
You get a stark white wrist guard from the corpse of Herman.
You get a runed bracelet from the corpse of Herman.
You get a plain component pouch from the corpse of Herman.
You get an imp skin pouch from the corpse of Herman.
Pack : You can't carry that much weight.
You get a wolf's head shield from the corpse of Herman.
You are zapped by some studded leather sleeves and instantly drop it.
You are zapped by a pair of leather gloves and instantly drop it.
You get a pair of bone boots from the corpse of Herman.
You get a set of silver anklets from the corpse of Herman.
You get a leather jerkin from the corpse of Herman.
You get a long black stole, lined with red from the corpse of Herman.
You get an embroidered black wool cape from the corpse of Herman.
You get a rune etched mithril ring from the corpse of Herman.
Ring : You can't carry that many items.
You get a large pile of coins from the corpse of Herman.
There were 450 coins.
Potion : You can't carry that many items.
Cod : You can't carry that many items.
Cod : You can't carry that many items.
Scroll : You can't carry that many items.
Bottle : You can't carry that many items.
Pitcher : You can't carry that many items.

226H 169V 4309902X 2370C Mem:4 Exits:NEW> laugh
You laugh heartily.

226H 169V 4309902X 2370C Mem:4 Exits:NEW>
A Balifor watchman leaves south.
Sanka focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
Sanka hits you with a chilling blast of cold air.  You're numb all over.
That Really did HURT!

27 comments

jnick · 3 Mar 2005

Haha them lackies sure know how to pk... Funny log.
minch · 3 Mar 2005

Way to use broken english while talking about intelligence.
Derek11 · 3 Mar 2005

Not one of Mike's better efforts and Jnick shut the hell up lacky... you sure dont know how to pk. Idiot.
reafe · 3 Mar 2005

this coming from haley...
Rurh · 3 Mar 2005

I know how to pk.

ki bob
jnick · 3 Mar 2005

Damn derek you need to pick a number and get in line....!
Derek11 · 4 Mar 2005

It wasn't an offensive comment. I'm fairly confident Mike would agree. Not that anything you say really phases me.
al · 4 Mar 2005

Slashing very hard is godly.
Rorc · 4 Mar 2005

I think some of us just need to practice, anyone want to volunteer to be a victim?
ddog · 4 Mar 2005

you can start by killing yourself
johntesh · 4 Mar 2005

"Haha them lackies sure know how to pk... Funny log. "

It's hilarious when people who are fodder for fodder of Outlaws call others "lackies".
meetalisher · 4 Mar 2005

jnick we're not lackeys, we're just good pk'ers.
minch, the grammar in that descrip is fine...why you hatin?

and lastly...

hahahahaha that was mike? man, that makes it sooo much sweeter
kylep · 5 Mar 2005

Not really much fodder for outlaws. Just those that idiot Mavlad attacked, and bit off more than he could chew. Wouldn't quite call them lackes, we all just share the same goal to kill Mavlad and his legions of newbies.
ddog · 5 Mar 2005

who is jnick?
Steve87 · 5 Mar 2005

Haha jnick you talk as if your good at pkilling, I can remember ambushing a group of chaos in dko, and instead of recalling you just hid 3 rooms away, only til we saw ya and killed you. You don't know shit when it comes down to pkilling so shut ur fucking mouth.
jnick · 5 Mar 2005

Ahh i remember that day. Ya when im drunk i dont recall i fight to the death. And when your ambush by a bunch of unknowns. Its either recall or be and man a fight to the bitter death. I didnt hide i stood infront of death and took like a man. But as i recall you and your clannies paid the price weeks later. Steve you suck and if your going to call me out like that settle it on the battlefield and not on sufs site. Trash talk is lame. You must be one of derek friends who plan to mud again once it wipes.
Derek11 · 5 Mar 2005

Yes that's it. Steve and me are best friends. You suprise me with your idiocy more and more everyday. Ever consider that maybe you really are just plain awful?
meetalisher · 5 Mar 2005

jnick - "Ya when im drunk i dont recall i fight to the death"

how low is your self esteem when you need to be drunk to have confidence in mud? freak
ralfiepoo · 5 Mar 2005

hehe, did jnick just say that trash talk is lame?
i hail you.
HAIL FINLAND TOO!
ddog · 5 Mar 2005

i lub you ralfie
Rurh · 5 Mar 2005

Now don't lie Derek..

Else Corey and I will come get you.
Steve87 · 5 Mar 2005

Actually jnick, im nto dereks friend in fact i helped destroy his clan when i was in kot, Ill settle on the battle field with ya, toss a tell to Knum any fuckin day, so quit thinking your badass, and your obviously stupid arctic isnt about fuckin honor, unless ur a kos....So taking it like a man is jut fuckin stupid, and you didnt have the chance to get out once we saw you hiding a few rooms away, since we had 2 bashers and a mge who instantly held you, and i never paid for it at all actually, and even more i ended up killing ur fuckin leader who said he would never die, after you guys told me he was ur hardest char to kill, but Leij/Kholos never had a problem with killing ur supposedly 850hp barb....so learn what you are fuckin talking about before you run ur mouth.
runulv · 5 Mar 2005

wow, that sound really badass................
jnick · 5 Mar 2005

Man steve you got some issues.. So much hatred in your tiny little heart. Leij ripped a week ago. Kholos ask for peace. Knum hiding in the shadows. Hail ralfie.

HAIL the Latin World!
Derek11 · 5 Mar 2005

Steve is an idiot, jnick just happens to be the bigger idiot. That's about it.
bryton · 7 Mar 2005

shut up derek u suck ass
Derek11 · 8 Mar 2005

LMAO Dravin just told me I sucked.