The Confederacy Vs. The Elevator

The famous disney ride teaches us here what it would be like to actually fall 11 stories.

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The Main Lift
This lift is huge. Nearly one hundred dwarves could stand on the lift
at once, but apparently capacity is rarely reached. The lift is also
exorbitantly clean, which is particularly surprising in light of the fact
that it is a mining lift, obviously the engineers take great pride in their
design, to have kept it sparkling. Walled in by the mountain, there is not
much to do in the lift. A large set of buttons is set against the western
and eastern walls, a good twenty minotaur lengths apart.
Yamoto the Male Half Elf is sitting here. (flying)

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The sound of heavy gears grinding together indicates that the lift is on the rise.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C > gt be READY
You tell your group 'be READY'

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C > gt be READY
gt be READY
You tell your group 'be READY'

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C > gt be READY
You tell your group 'be READY'
661H 141V 5756177X 2461C > You tell your group 'be READY'

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Ramsay tells your group 'k'

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Your body feels pressed down as the lift raises you upward.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C > sit
You're sitting already.

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Yaz tells your group 'Tick in 10!!'

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Yamoto says 'ruh roh'

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Gaining speed, the lift accelerates up the dark mountain shaft.

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Beric tells your group 'yeah g's.. im here'

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You settle into a state of comfort, despite the oppressiveness of claustrophobia.

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Beric tells your group 'gregoriy right?'

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The lift begins to slow down, throwing off your equilibrium.

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Ramsay tells your group 'gregoriy kro oiuja narul'
661H 141V 5756177X 2461C > gt gregoriy kro oiuja narul
You tell your group 'gregoriy kro oiuja narul'

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C > sca
Looking north:
The rock wall of the interior of a mountain is here.
Looking east:
Shadows dance around on the craggy wall as the lift climbs up the shaft.
Looking south:
The rock wall of the interior of a mountain is here.
Looking west:
The lift's floor comes to within a few feet of the craggy wall.
Looking up:
Infinite darkness lies in this direction.
Looking down:
The floor of the lift is clean.
661H 141V 5756177X 2461C > sca
Looking north:
The rock wall of the interior of a mountain is here.
Looking east:
Shadows dance around on the craggy wall as the lift climbs up the shaft.
Looking south:
The rock wall of the interior of a mountain is here.
Looking west:
The lift's floor comes to within a few feet of the craggy wall.
Looking up:
Infinite darkness lies in this direction.
Looking down:
The floor of the lift is clean.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C > sca
Looking north:
The rock wall of the interior of a mountain is here.
Looking east:
Looking south:
The rock wall of the interior of a mountain is here.
Looking west:
The lift's floor comes to within a few feet of the craggy wall.
Looking up:
Infinite darkness lies in this direction.
Looking down:
The floor of the lift is clean.
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Donnie tells your group 'are you guys going up corey?'

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C > gt SHIT SON HERE WE GO
You tell your group 'SHIT SON HERE WE GO'

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Donnie tells your group 'i do but i wont use them'

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Ramsay tells your group 'ok'

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C > gt BE READY TO HEAL US
You tell your group 'BE READY TO HEAL US'

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Donnie tells your group 'ill sunbolt'

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Yamoto tells your group 'HERE IT GOES'

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Beric tells your group 'no no use em!'

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C >
sca

Lift operators graciously open the safety gate allowing passage east.
A small box in the wall says, 'Have a nice day.'

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E> Looking north:
The rock wall of the interior of a mountain is here.
Looking east:
The safety gate is open, leading into a wide passage.
Looking south:
The rock wall of the interior of a mountain is here.
Looking west:
The lift's floor comes to within a few feet of the craggy wall.
Looking up:
Infinite darkness lies in this direction.
Looking down:
The floor of the lift is clean.

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Nasol flies in from the east.
Narul flies in from the east.
Oiuja flies in from the east.
A behir arrives from the east.
Galarash flies in from the east.
Anthony flies in from the east.
Artoo flies in from the east.
Kro flies in from the east.
Titon flies in from the east.
push button
push 2.button
Gregoriy flies in from the east.

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The door clangs shut and the lift begins to shake as Yamoto presses the button.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C > Pressing the button, a small box in the wall says, 'The lift is in mot
ion, please be patient.'
The grinding of hidden gears and sudden jerks mark the beginning of the lift's
journey downward.

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The lift stops suddenly as Yamoto presses a button.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C > The lift stops suddenly as you press the button.

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You feel a sharp jolt just before the lift begins to freefall.
You feel a sharp jolt just before the lift begins to freefall.

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Your feet leave the floor as the lift plummets ever faster.
Your feet leave the floor as the lift plummets ever faster.

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The grinding of hidden gears and sudden jerks mark the beginning of the lift's
journey downward.

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Beric tells your group 'itd be funny'

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The sound of screeching metal tears through your ears as the lift
continues its plunge.
The sound of screeching metal tears through your ears as the lift
continues its plunge.

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Yaz tells your group 'Tick in 10!!'

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Your body feels lifted as the lift begins to lower you down.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
Gregoriy lands hard on the rocky ground. That's got to hurt.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
Titon lands hard on the rocky ground. That's got to hurt.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
Kro lands hard on the rocky ground. That's got to hurt.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
Artoo lands hard on the rocky ground. That's got to hurt.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
Someone lands hard on the rocky ground. That's got to hurt.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
Someone lands hard on the rocky ground. That's got to hurt.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
Someone lands hard on the rocky ground. That's got to hurt.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
Anthony lands hard on the rocky ground. That's got to hurt.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
Galarash lands hard on the rocky ground. That's got to hurt.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
A behir lands hard on the rocky ground. That's got to hurt.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
Oiuja lands hard on the rocky ground. That's got to hurt.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
Narul lands hard on the rocky ground. That's got to hurt.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
Nasol lands hard on the rocky ground. That's got to hurt.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
Yamoto lands hard on the rocky ground. That's got to hurt.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
That Really did HURT!
You crash into the rocky ground. Oh, the agony!
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
get coins corpse
Gregoriy is dead! R.I.P.
Gregoriy's body crumples as it hits the ground; it must of come from a long way up.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
Titon lands hard on the rocky ground. That's got to hurt.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
get coins corpse
Kro is dead! R.I.P.
Kro's body crumples as it hits the ground; it must of come from a long way up.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
Artoo lands hard on the rocky ground. That's got to hurt.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
Someone lands hard on the rocky ground. That's got to hurt.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
Someone lands hard on the rocky ground. That's got to hurt.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
Someone lands hard on the rocky ground. That's got to hurt.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
get coins corpse
Anthony is dead! R.I.P.
Anthony's body crumples as it hits the ground; it must of come from a long way up.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
Galarash lands hard on the rocky ground. That's got to hurt.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
get coins corpse
A behir is dead! R.I.P.
A behir's body crumples as it hits the ground; it must of come from a long way up.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
get coins corpse
Oiuja is dead! R.I.P.
Oiuja's body crumples as it hits the ground; it must of come from a long way up.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
Narul lands hard on the rocky ground. That's got to hurt.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
Nasol lands hard on the rocky ground. That's got to hurt.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
Yamoto lands hard on the rocky ground. That's got to hurt.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
That Really did HURT!
You crash into the rocky ground. Oh, the agony!
The death cry of Oiuja echoes from somewhere nearby...
Oiuja stops following Nasol.
A behir stops following Oiuja.
A behir transcends this world and enters another plane.
The death cry of Anthony echoes from somewhere nearby...
Anthony stops following Nasol.
The death cry of Kro echoes from somewhere nearby...
Kro stops following Nasol.
The death cry of Gregoriy echoes from somewhere nearby...
Gregoriy stops following Titon.

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Ramsay flies in from the east.
Yaz flies in from the east.
Beric flies in from the east.
Donnie flies in from the east.
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Ramsay presses the button, and a small box crackles to life, 'The lift is in motion, please be pa
tient.'

269H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E> st

Beric massacres Narul with his cleave.

269H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E>
Donnie focuses on Yamoto and utters some strange words.
Donnie heals Yamoto.

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Narul steps aside as Ramsay attempts a bash, stumbles, and falls flat on his face.

269H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E>
Ramsay crushes Narul extremely hard.
Beric misses Narul with his cleave.
Narul slowly fades into existence.
Narul massacres Beric with his slash.

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Gaining speed, the lift accelerates down the dark mountain shaft.

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Yaz focuses harshly on Narul and utters some strange words.
Narul dies a fiery death as Yaz enshrouds him in a cloak of flame.
You receive 0 experience.
get coins corpse
Narul is dead! R.I.P.
The death cry of Narul echoes from somewhere nearby...
Narul stops following Nasol.

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Beric massacres Nasol with his cleave.
Donnie focuses on you and utters some strange words.
Your entire body tingles for a few seconds.

656H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E>
Beric misses Nasol with his cleave.
Nasol slowly fades into existence.
Nasol misses Beric with his cleave.
Nasol's crystal flickers and goes out.

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Galarash has lost his link.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E>
Lottie tells you 'where is a log'

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E>
Donnie says 'EB TVOJU MAT'

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E>
Ramsay stands up.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E>
Nasol steps aside as Ramsay attempts a bash, stumbles, and falls flat on his face.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E>
Beric presses the button, and a small box crackles to life, 'The lift is in motion, please be pat
ient.'

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E>
Galarash has reconnected.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E>
Ramsay massacres Nasol with his crush.
Beric cleaves Nasol extremely hard.
Nasol cleaves Beric extremely hard.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E>
You settle into a state of comfort, despite the oppressiveness of claustrophobia.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E>
Donnie focuses harshly on Nasol and utters some strange words.
Nasol withers as a ray of sunlight sent by Donnie engulfs him!

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E> push button

Lottie tells you 'with kuss corpse'

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E>
Yaz focuses harshly on Artoo and utters some strange words.
Flesh burns as Yaz enshrouds Artoo in a cloak of flames.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E> bas narul
Galarash gets a black stone from the corpse of Narul.
Galarash is zapped by a huge broadsword of blackened steel and instantly drops it.
Galarash gets an ergothian battle bracer from the corpse of Narul.
Galarash gets a stained grey pouch from the corpse of Narul.
Galarash gets a dirty tan vest from the corpse of Narul.
Galarash gets an ebony shield from the corpse of Narul.
Galarash is zapped by a pair of ebony engraved bracers and instantly drops it.
Galarash gets a pair of silver dwarven gauntlets from the corpse of Narul.
Galarash gets a silver plated boots from the corpse of Narul.
Galarash gets a silver inlaid helm from the corpse of Narul.
Galarash gets a dark red thieving plate from the corpse of Narul.
Galarash gets a black pearl amulet from the corpse of Narul.
Galarash gets a large pile of coins from the corpse of Narul.
Galarash gets a silver dwarven talisman from the corpse of Narul.
Galarash gets a small glowing amulet from the corpse of Narul.
Galarash gets a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Narul.
Galarash gets a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Narul.
Galarash gets a vial of golden sap from the corpse of Narul.
Galarash gets a pair of silver gauntlets from the corpse of Narul.
Galarash gets a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Narul.
Galarash gets a spiked green shield from the corpse of Narul.
The corpse doesn't seem to have what you are looking for.
Yamoto stands up.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E> The corpse doesn't seem to have what you are looking for.
Titon stops using a crimson dust covered chest.
Titon grabs a glowing scroll of recall.
Titon recites a glowing scroll of recall.
Titon disappears.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E> The corpse doesn't seem to have what you are looking for.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E> Yaz misses Artoo with his hit.
Artoo cleaves Yaz very hard.
Ramsay massacres Nasol with his crush.
Beric cleaves Nasol extremely hard.
Nasol cleaves Beric extremely hard.
The corpse doesn't seem to have what you are looking for.
Nasol stops using a black stone.
Nasol grabs a glowing scroll of recall.
Nasol recites a glowing scroll of recall.
Nasol disappears.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E> The corpse doesn't seem to have what you are looking for.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E> Artoo stands up.
You stand up.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E> Artoo crashes into Yaz in a thundering collision, knocking him
to the ground!
The corpse doesn't seem to have what you are looking for.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E>
Yamoto slashes Artoo very hard.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E> Pressing the button, a small box in the wall says, 'The lift is
in motion, please be patient.'

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E>
Beric massacres Galarash with his cleave.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E> You couldn't find what you were looking for.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E> bas galarahs
You couldn't find what you were looking for.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E> bas galarash
You try to bash Galarash, but you miss and tumble forward onto your face.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C [Beric:V.Good] [Galarash:V.Bad] Exits:E>
Donnie focuses harshly on Galarash and utters some strange words.
Galarash withers as a ray of sunlight sent by Donnie engulfs him!

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C [Beric:V.Good] [Galarash:Awful] Exits:E>
Ramsay stands up.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C [Beric:V.Good] [Galarash:Awful] Exits:E>
The lift begins to slow down, throwing off your equilibrium.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C [Beric:V.Good] [Galarash:Awful] Exits:E>
You miss Galarash with your crush.
Beric massacres Galarash with his cleave.
Galarash misses Beric with his slash.
Yamoto slashes Artoo extremely hard.
Yamoto slashes Artoo extremely hard.
Yaz misses Artoo with his hit.
Artoo cleaves Yaz extremely hard.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C [Beric:V.Good] [Galarash:Awful] Exits:E>
Ramsay presses the button, and a small box crackles to life, 'The lift is in motion, please be pa
tient.'

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C [Beric:V.Good] [Galarash:Awful] Exits:E>
Ramsay crashes into Artoo in a thundering collision, knocking him to the ground!

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C [Beric:V.Good] [Galarash:Awful] Exits:E>
Artoo spasms as Yamoto places his hand on Artoo's chest.
Artoo is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
Artoo shivers and begins to grow extremely pale.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C [Beric:V.Good] [Galarash:Awful] Exits:E>
Beric tries to sweep Galarash's legs, but misses badly.

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Ramsay annihilates Artoo with his crush.
You receive 0 experience.
get coins corpse
Artoo is dead! R.I.P.
You massacre Galarash with your crush.
Beric massacres Galarash with his cleave.
Galarash misses Beric with his slash.
The death cry of Artoo echoes from somewhere nearby...

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C [Beric:V.Good] [Galarash:Awful] Exits:E> push 2.button

Donnie gets a black stone from the corpse of Artoo.
Donnie gets a tarnished steel axe from the corpse of Artoo.
Donnie gets a granite bracer from the corpse of Artoo.
Donnie gets a red dragonarmy shield from the corpse of Artoo.
Donnie gets a rune etched mithril ring from the corpse of Artoo.
Donnie gets a very large pile of coins from the corpse of Artoo.
Donnie gets a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Artoo.
Donnie gets a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Artoo.
Donnie gets a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Artoo.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C [Beric:V.Good] [Galarash:Awful] Exits:E>
Yamoto gazes at Galarash with a look of evilness.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C [Beric:V.Good] [Galarash:Awful] Exits:E>
Galarash steps aside as Beric attempts a bash, stumbles, and falls flat on his face.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C [Beric:V.Good] [Galarash:Awful] Exits:E> You stand up.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C [Beric:V.Good] [Galarash:Awful] Exits:E> The sound of gears grinding rev
eals your close proximity to the bottom of the lift.
The corpse doesn't seem to have what you are looking for.
Yaz stands up.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C [Beric:V.Good] [Galarash:Awful] Exits:E>
Donnie focuses harshly on Galarash and utters some strange words.
Donnie turns Galarash to ashes with brilliant rays of sunlight.
You receive 0 experience.
get coins corpse
Galarash is dead! R.I.P.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C [Galarash:Dying] Exits:E> The death cry of Galarash echoes from somewher
e nearby...
e nearby...
The lift stops suddenly as you press the button.

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You feel a sharp jolt as the lift begins to freefall.

661H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E> st

A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
Donnie lands hard on his butt. Sure, it hurts, but he'll live.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
Beric lands hard on his butt. Sure, it hurts, but he'll live.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
Yaz lands hard on his butt. Sure, it hurts, but he'll live.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
Ramsay lands hard on his butt. Sure, it hurts, but he'll live.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
Yamoto lands hard on his butt. Sure, it hurts, but he'll live.
A thunderous sound echoes through the shaft as the lift slams to the ground,
knocking the safety gate clear open.
You land hard on your ass. Now, get up and walk it off.

607H 141V 5756177X 2461C Exits:E> grou
st
sa ok we win
You get a very large pile of coins from the corpse of Galarash.
sp 2332
There were 2332 coins.

607H 141V 5756177X 4793C Exits:E> You stand up.

607H 141V 5756177X 4793C Exits:E> Your group of 6 members consists of:
Member Hits Move Position Fly Inv Water Here Light Mem
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Grauth v.good rested standing N N N Y 0 0
Ramsay v.good rested sitting Y N N Y 0 0
Yaz fair rested sitting Y N N Y 0 2
Beric good rested sitting Y N N Y 0 0
Donnie good rested sitting Y N N Y 1 9
Yamoto v.good rested sitting Y N N Y 0 0

607H 141V 5756177X 4793C Exits:E> You are already standing.

607H 141V 5756177X 4793C Exits:E> You say 'ok we win'

607H 141V 5756177X 4793C Exits:E> You can't split 2332 evenly among the people in the room; split
ting 2328 instead.
You divide 2328 coins equally among the group members present.

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Ramsay gets a black stone from the corpse of Galarash.
Ramsay gets a splendidly sharp red longsword from the corpse of Galarash.
Ramsay gets a blue ochre bracer from the corpse of Galarash.
Ramsay gets a blue ochre bracer from the corpse of Galarash.
Ramsay gets a snow leopard tail from the corpse of Galarash.
Ramsay gets a scouting pack from the corpse of Galarash.
Ramsay gets a berserker shield from the corpse of Galarash.
Ramsay gets a spherical diamond pendant from the corpse of Galarash.
Ramsay gets a vial of golden sap from the corpse of Galarash.
Beric stands up.

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Yamoto stands up.

607H 141V 5756177X 2853C Exits:E> The Main Lift
This lift is huge. Nearly one hundred dwarves could stand on the lift
at once, but apparently capacity is rarely reached. The lift is also
exorbitantly clean, which is particularly surprising in light of the fact
that it is a mining lift, obviously the engineers take great pride in their
design, to have kept it sparkling. Walled in by the mountain, there is not
much to do in the lift. A large set of buttons is set against the western
and eastern walls, a good twenty minotaur lengths apart.
The corpse of Galarash is lying here.
The corpse of Artoo is lying here.
Some wicked looking bracers have been left here...it glows blue
A sword with a wide black blade has been thrust into the ground here...it glows blue
The corpse of Narul is lying here.
The corpse of Gregoriy is lying here.
The corpse of Kro is lying here.
The corpse of Anthony is lying here.
A quartz crystal sphere has been dropped here...it glows blue
The corpse of Oiuja is lying here.
A sheaf of spellbook pages has been left here...it glows blue
Donnie Deadheart, Nowclan's Empty Soul is sitting here. (flying)
. . . is outlined with a dim aura.
Lord Beric Dondarrion, Nowclan's Twisted Firestarter is standing here. (flying) (white aura)
Yaz, Nowclan's Defender of the Fens is sitting here. (flying)
Ramsay Bolton, Flayed Man of Nowclan is sitting here. (flying) (white aura)
Yamoto the Male Half Elf is standing here. (flying)

607H 141V 5756177X 2853C Exits:E>

127 comments

runulv · 30 Sep 2005

hahahhhahhaha
nol · 30 Sep 2005

hahaha wtf
ktm200 · 30 Sep 2005

haha, ya that sucked. abuse?
davidcz · 30 Sep 2005

Corey Thank you for that Log
Emperor Corey Rules the Confederation!
Sorry Joe
Matthew · 30 Sep 2005

I knew it would make a good log
al · 30 Sep 2005

that was good
Shesh · 30 Sep 2005

Every time someone uses the brains, there are envious blockheads to yell 'abuse!'. The implementor that coined that word, is the greatest miscreant in Arctic history.
Matthew · 30 Sep 2005

Well ...definately bugged, no one should have died on impact. It should only go once.
ktm200 · 30 Sep 2005

Shesh to point out the obvious, each person took fall damage * 2 instead of just once.
RottenPotato · 30 Sep 2005

Yea it did bug, wasn't my intention, but I can't help that.
eric- · 30 Sep 2005

quiet shesh, get back on the bread line comrade.
reafe · 30 Sep 2005

totally owned.
eddiex · 30 Sep 2005

I voted this log a 5 because it was totally fuckin awesome. P.S. I still hate you corey!
Myte · 30 Sep 2005

"You land hard on your ass. Now, get up and walk it off"

Take that to heart !
Hravitz · 30 Sep 2005

This is why I have a ton of respect for Corey. If you're going to do something, do it well. He's not a bitch who needs a clan to hold his hand, he takes risks and enjoys a challenge and using his head.

That's not to say I wouldn't hunt him or whatever, but with these logs, whatever else is out there, adam and corey are at least respectable adversaries.

Sidenote: Why would Pishta not recall in earlier log? I think Corey does a public service at times, stripping newbies of gear.
jorake · 30 Sep 2005

Hahaha i was more like 'What the fuck!?' then 'that bastard'. Totaly owns. Good fight, Love that shit. Lets see more of it!

John (Narul)
Matthew · 30 Sep 2005

Raoul is dead! R.I.P.
The death cry of Raoul echoes from somewhere nearby...
Raoul sinks gently to the ground.
Titon stops following Raoul.
Raoul now follows Titon.
Titon is the new leader of Raoul's group.
Raoul stops following Titon.
Nasol stops following Raoul.
Nasol now follows Titon.
Narul stops following Raoul.
Narul now follows Titon.
Pishta stops following Raoul.
Pishta now follows Titon.
Kro stops following Raoul.
Kro now follows Titon.
You direct your attention to Pishta.
The death cry of a tired refugee echoes from somewhere nearby...

466H 134V 5807072X 1420C [Grauth:Fair] [Pishta:Perfect] Exits:NW>
A travelling bard utters some strange words.

466H 134V 5807072X 1420C [Grauth:Fair] [Pishta:Perfect] Exits:NW>
Yaz utters some strange words.
A huge swarm of biting, stinging insects fills the air.

466H 134V 5807072X 1420C [Grauth:Fair] [Pishta:Perfect] Exits:NW>
Yamoto gets a metal canteen from the corpse of a tired refugee.
Yamoto gets a thin walking stick from the corpse of a tired refugee.

466H 134V 5807072X 1420C [Grauth:Fair] [Pishta:Perfect] Exits:NW> bas kro

Pishta sinks gently to the ground.
Pishta stops using an ivory inlaid mithril staff.
Pishta grabs a scroll of recall.
Pishta recites a scroll of recall.

466H 134V 5807072X 1420C [Grauth:Fair] [Pishta:Perfect] Exits:NW>
Malth · 30 Sep 2005

Taeldath cheatroomofdoom was better I think, altho bonus points go to Corey and co for making the dmg spec go off twice.

Wonder if the message will get changed now sop that you only see the 'safety gate flies off' part once, period, not once per person. Had to suck to suddenly get spammed like that.
Edwai · 30 Sep 2005

The lift fell down again at the end of the fight too, I don't get it. That lift defies all laws of physics, it fell from the same height twice simultaneously!
karat · 30 Sep 2005

Best log ever
nigora · 30 Sep 2005

haha
aeglus · 30 Sep 2005

hahahahahaha voted 5 best log ever
ddog · 30 Sep 2005

haha good one
Rurh · 30 Sep 2005

aÂ·buse ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-byz)
tr.v. aÂ·bused, aÂ·busÂ·ing, aÂ·busÂ·es
1) To use wrongly or improperly; misuse: abuse alcohol; abuse a privilege.
2) To hurt or injure by maltreatment; ill-use.
3) To force sexual activity on; rape or molest.
4) To assail with contemptuous, coarse, or insulting words; revile.
5) Obsolete. To deceive or trick.

#3 seems to apply here.

How does Renshai seem to keep falling this stuff?

Learn something. Corey -always- has an ace up his sleeve. Never fight him on his terms. He's never capable of fighting fairly.
adam- · 1 Oct 2005

What exactly wasnt fair about the first fight?
tran · 1 Oct 2005

sheafs/crystals galore!
Rurh · 1 Oct 2005

Okay I apologize.

Hardly ever.
RottenPotato · 1 Oct 2005

All is fair in love and war.

What constitues fair on Arctic? I'm not cheating, what's the problem?

Or maybe you are suggesting "The Confederacy" finally hands over weekly tribute to NOWclan for peace?
Loretta · 1 Oct 2005

Kuss keeps falling to traps again and again. Nice to see it.
iprj7foot · 1 Oct 2005

Good stuff:

I'm not cheating either. Special thanks to RGB tactics and Corey and his fearslaves for making the MUD suck in general. Congrats guys!
RottenPotato · 1 Oct 2005

Remove that link you moron.
Don't you ever throw accusations at me of throwing game information around.
tikk · 1 Oct 2005

Theres no Renshai in that log. Best log ever, glad I'm not playing lol.
Wezlar · 1 Oct 2005

"All is fair in love and war."

And in pokemon battles. Our Jigglypuff totally owned their Snorlax amirite?
Malth · 1 Oct 2005

I hope you posted that link on the Arctic MUD forums from the same place you play from, it'll make it that much easier for Aristox to nuke your chars and ban your dumbass.

"Never fight him on his terms. He's never capable of fighting fairly. " -Rurh

Corey's quite capable of fighting fairly, but only a fool fights 'fair' when they're trying to win a war.

I don't recall Sun Tzu's writings ever mentioning that you should fight fair when you're trying to win...
matt_kam · 1 Oct 2005

We got hosed, Tommy. We got hosed.
Rurh · 1 Oct 2005

Malthros:

Trying to win?

The concept isn't that similar in Arctic.

If Confederacy wanted to win vs. NowCLAN, they ought to recognize NOWclan's achilles heel... boredom.

Corey and company play, and battle like this for the thrill of the fight. Falling into their traps, dying stupidly, etc, only fuels them.

Now if they don't care whether they die or not, or if they 'win', or not.. okay then, have fun.

Corey:
By "Fighting Fair", I mainly mean equally matched, no sneaky tricks. 10vs10 [same preps/spells], not 1+mass_dt vs 10 [the other extreme].
Rurh · 1 Oct 2005

By the way, has BSD won yet?

I haven't been paying attention.
doobie · 1 Oct 2005

wha.... a new clan led by an inept american hick (kuss) getting slaughtered again and again, gee what does this bare similarity to

oh yes.. the intermediate periods that kuss has played over during the past 7 years

NOWCLAN RULES!

ps kam i hate joo
RottenPotato · 1 Oct 2005

You do realize in the log before this we fought outnumbered, right? If we had 10 people to fight 10v10, then sure, I wouldn't mind doing that either. Any fight I set up will be fair too, it just happens VERY rarely.
Gyp · 1 Oct 2005

as much as it sucks to lose to shit like that, good one!

even in fictional environments, gravity always wins.

REMOVE THAT LINK SUF!!! that document ruins lots of people's hard work.

argh!
Rhaegar · 1 Oct 2005

Yeah, Corey never fights fair. I recall a few battles that consisted of Nowclan fighting and winning when the enemy had twice our numbers. Those aren't fair fights at all. Shame on you, Corey!
Rurh · 1 Oct 2005

Which?
adam- · 1 Oct 2005

Go back and look, it's not like you don't have the time.
Rurh · 1 Oct 2005

I'm sure it'll fall under the category of "1+a bazillian 3x massacre charmies vs. 10" trick..

I.e.. outspelled. Similar spells and such were a requirement to fair fights.

A prisming mage vs. 10 level 5's isn't a fair fight.
Wezlar · 1 Oct 2005

Look GASP one log down

http://arctic.elay.org/index.php?option=viewlog&logid=1616
Enjoy as I get raped by guards for using my SUPERIOR SPELLZ.
MVP.

http://arctic.elay.org/index.php?option=viewlog&logid=1543
six vs 7? or 6 or something. Props to Jim for healing me when I walked back in at 70 and started swarming.
MVP

http://arctic.elay.org/index.php?option=viewlog&logid=1526
6v8 or something, NOWClan wins again. Sadly I cannot claim the MVP award in this log.
Malth · 1 Oct 2005

Yes Rurh, you hit the nail on the head.

Going by your dumbass logic, Outlaws were fighting unfair for most of last wipe because they had most of the epic items in the game, even though BSP heavily outnumbered them?
Rurh · 1 Oct 2005

Malthros, doesn't seem you actually understand the logic given.

Maybe one day you could actually stop spinning what I say into saying something I haven't.

BSD had a neverending supply of decent equipment, in addition to numbers, can be matched for the most part with fewer numbers and better equipment.
Rurh · 1 Oct 2005

Welzar, while your list is impressive, it's dwarfed by the number of kills corey has that are 'unfair'.

I don't suppose you could add any more to that minature list... it's sort of pathetic.

Oh, and when are you going to attack non-newbies like bsd or outlaw? I thought you were going to wage war on all clans, except myth/kos/neutrals, but then kill them anyway.
RottenPotato · 1 Oct 2005

Uh we do fight them.
Rurh · 1 Oct 2005

Weird, where are the 6 vs 7/8 logs then?

I'm not talking about lame, overpowered ambushes on single targets.
Wezlar · 1 Oct 2005

I could probably add to that list, I found them all in like 2 minutes, but uhh believe what you like, nowclan are a bunch of abusers and we hate fairness and love nothing more than crushing the dreams of good fair mud players like Sigils and Addiction.

I don't really understand what makes Corey's kills unfair? He executes a plan that he thinks up, that is easily counterable (WEAR 2 LIGHTS WHEN GRAUTH IS ON (SORRY IF I RUINED YOUR LEET (OOPS I MEAN CHEATER/ABUSE)TACTICS COREY)).

PS I love brackets
RottenPotato · 1 Oct 2005

We don't have people, I've said that before and I'll say it again. It's a rare occurance when we have more than 3 that can log. (Including myself and Adam)
Seq · 1 Oct 2005

Alright Rurh I'll bite.

http://arctic.elay.org/index.php?option=viewlog&logid=1552
7v10, yes we used haste and charmies but we still didn't WIN, or come close. Compare those groups, 1 healer (who hadn't memmed full) vs what, 3? Going to that fight with 7 without corpses would have been hopeless, and the fact that we fought at all just demonstrates how awesome we are.

http://arctic.elay.org/index.php?option=viewlog&logid=1526
I wasn't here for this and I don't care to reread the log, but if I remember right it's 6 Nowclan vs 10 Sigil? C'mon, I should think at this point we've demonstrated beyond a shadow of a doubt that Nowclan is willing and eager to fight whenever there's a fight to be had, with few exceptions. We're just not eager to throw our characters away to make our enemies feel good when we can make the fight more even and entertaining for all.

There have also been times, and obviously there are no logs of this, where we've tried to fight Sigil on their terms and they've refused. There was an incident where Sigil had 10 and we had 8 I think and they trash talked for about 20 minutes then massrented. We've also offered them such lucrative fights as 7v12, 7v15 and 10v25 and been turned down.

Finally with the elevator fight... would it have been fair for our unhasted 6 to fight their 10 that was coming to kill us? This isn't a case of us opting out of a fair fight to screw them over, it was going to be unbalanced either way- we just unbalanced it in our favor... a lot!
Rurh · 1 Oct 2005

Welzar: I didn't even bring that up, nor was I thinking that.

Corey: And?

If you're so high and mighty, declaring war on all clans, you should be battling those you are at war with, shouldn't you?
Wezlar · 1 Oct 2005

http://arctic.elay.org/index.php?option=viewlog&logid=1515

There's another, we try to jump a 10man with 4.
"Welzar, while your list is impressive, it's dwarfed by the number of kills corey has that are 'unfair'." What were you refering to?
RottenPotato · 1 Oct 2005

Yes Rurh, and? We were actually on our way to jump outlaw and bsp fighting yesterday when renshai got in our way. The first fight we had was right in front of Que Kul.
Rurh · 1 Oct 2005

Jumping falls under the category of a trick.

It's not 4 vs 10.

It's 4 + badass mob vs. 10.

That, and the group was already hurt, and unprepared.

If you had faught 4 vs. 10 straight up, you would have lost hardcore.
reafe · 1 Oct 2005

This is Rurh's weakest whine yet. Nobody ever fights with equal numbers and with the exact same, pre-specified tactis. Here are some examples to back up my argument, I am sure you will try and refute them with horrible logic and method of argumentation:

1) One side has their casters sit a room away from the tanks, so that they may enter after the initial engagement.
2) One side uses charmies.
3) One side uses different preparation items.
4) Some people use triggers, some do not.
5) People use fight location to their advantage. This includes zone features such as the one shown in this log, weather availability - outside or inside, room type - barriable/fly required/waterbreath required/etc, closeable or lockeable doors, etc.

The closest way to get a "fair" fight is to have it set up by the immortals in a tournament ring. Even then different tactics will be used.
Rurh · 1 Oct 2005

And, Corey?

I was on my way to slaughter BSD with my thief.
But I was distracted by a bandit, and didn't get around to it.
RottenPotato · 1 Oct 2005

Rurh you're an idiot.
Rurh · 1 Oct 2005

No, really, I was. But that damned bandit...

I assert that you are an idiot. However, I refuse to backup my assertion.

Therefore you are.
Wezlar · 1 Oct 2005

Rurh you're right. You've shown NOWClan the way. We promise to never use tactics again. We will also be popping spells and eq for other clans so that we will be evenly matched for some fun planned 10v10 warfare. If they decide that they acctually want to fight us.

Edit: Note I cannot vouch for the rest of NOWClan but I will do my damnedest in this quest.
Rurh · 1 Oct 2005

Either that or you can pick on someone your own size.
Wezlar · 1 Oct 2005

Please tell me a clan that is comparable to our 10 members in spells and EQ and I will be glad to war them.

Take some time to think on it. I have Sox/Yanks to watch.
mattafk · 1 Oct 2005

shit son, nowclan can never fight fair. even when we sit around for 10 hours and finally agree on a place to fight 10v10, we'll throw in that extra barkskin just to throw the fight in our favor.. we just can't help playing an angle like that..

honestly though.. why would we ever do that? prearranging fights absolutely nullifies any real skill involved in pk. it's not hard to type 'bash target' or st;cast 'ice storm'.. what's hard is getting yourself in a position where you have a strong chance of killing the enemy without dying yourself. the real skill in pk is gaining that advantage, and executing a plan to perfection.

dont talk about 'fairness'.. they could do a ridiculous number of things to prevent this shit from happening to them. either they aren't good enough for it and should ask us for peace (if they dont then they deserve what they get), or we're just doing a badass job of executing our pk plans.

PS: Jumping falls under the category of a trick.

It's not 4 vs 10.

It's 4 + badass mob vs. 10.

that's the funniest shit i've ever seen posted.
RottenPotato · 1 Oct 2005

Rurh you're an idiot.
Gyp · 1 Oct 2005

Will someone please kick rurh off this message board also.

his endless, pointless spam needs to be stopped before we are all dumber for having read his ramblings.

speaking of pointless posts... :P

ps. thanks suf for removing that link, you da man.
sheepop · 1 Oct 2005

Shut the fuck up Rurh.
suf · 1 Oct 2005

what link?
ronsy · 1 Oct 2005

what suf?
suf · 1 Oct 2005

die evil russians
Malth · 1 Oct 2005

I wonder if that link was posted by Rurh using an alt, because the guy's post here and on the arctic forums was a whine much like Rurh cnstantly uses.

Rurh Malthros, doesn't seem you actually understand the logic given.

Nobody understand that 'logic' you give Rurh. Newsflash you dumbass, it's not the rest of the world that's the problem, it's you.

"Maybe one day you could actually stop spinning what I say into saying something I haven't."

You think that having better equipment, spell,s or charmies, even when facing greater numbers, is still 'unfair', hence, by your dumbass logic, you'd probably think Outlaw was unfairly fighting BSP last wipe when they could log 10 chars that were stacked so heavily that they could crush 1.5x their numbers...alot.

Rurh, you're like Arctic's very own Jesse Jackson. Complete with the mental retardation, hypocracy, and bullshit.
Loretta · 1 Oct 2005

suf: fuckyou(c)
suf · 1 Oct 2005

does rurh go to the university of wisconsin in oshkosh? that's where the guy posted from...
Mike R. · 1 Oct 2005

congrats corey. how many months was that in the making? too bad i couldn't be around when it got pulled off :)
reafe · 1 Oct 2005

osh kosh bigosh
Gyp · 1 Oct 2005

76 comments rules.

77 now.

best log ever! god i love spamming, sorry!
Rurh · 1 Oct 2005

Welzar:
"Please tell me a clan that is comparable to our 10 members "

I thought you guys said you didn't have that many.
Supposedly BSD is fairly good. If you can win a few battles against them, then you'd actually be considered to be good, as opposed to ambushing helpless newbies.

Matthew:

"what's hard is getting yourself in a position where you have a strong chance of killing the enemy without dying yourself"
It's wrong if you've set yourself up as the self proclaimed awesome pkers of the mud.
You can be considered to be good if you managed to overcome bad odds against you. You're nothing more than a wimp, with cowardly tactics, if you rely on anything less.

"that's the funniest shit i've ever seen posted."
Care to explain the humor?

A level 1 with 2 pws/prism/2-3 anni/oblit charmies, can wreak a bit of havoc, despite the fact it's a stupid little level 1.
Mages have been known to relocate in, and fuck up large groups during fights. Remember that?
Wait a sec, people were complaining about that... odd.. seems like you people would think it was a perfectly legit tactic that should be applauded.

Corey:

You're an idiot. You're an idiot. You're an idiot.

There, because I've said it more times than you've called me that, it's true.
Rurh · 1 Oct 2005

Gyp:

"Will someone please kick rurh off this message board also."

There has been nothing preventing me from rejoining that board.

And btw,

"that document ruins lots of people's hard work"

I find it funny how all of a sudden that's a valid argument. But it doesn't apply to randoming.

The staff voluntarily put time into their work. No one made them do it. They didn't pay to do it. If they don't like it, they should leave.
The players voluntarily put time into their chars. No one made them do it. They didn't pay to do it. If they don't like it, they should leave.

The only difference really, is in quantity of work, and for how many... basically scale.

But as far as I remember, scale didn't matter to you guys.

Sheepop:

Shut the fuck up sheepop.
Rurh · 1 Oct 2005

Malthros:

"I wonder if that link was posted by Rurh using an alt, because the guy's post here and on the arctic forums was a whine much like Rurh cnstantly uses."

I was wondering how long until someone tried to make that connection.

"Nobody understand that 'logic' you give Rurh."

Nor yours, since yours is always heavily flawed and based on false understandings.

"Newsflash you dumbass, it's not the rest of the world that's the problem, it's you."

Nice newsflash. It's weird how that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about, though.

"You think that having better equipment, spell,s or charmies, even when facing greater numbers, is still 'unfair',"

Thank you for telling me what I think. Too bad it's wrong.
Rurh · 1 Oct 2005

See this is the fundamental issue here, with your childlike brain unable to fathom simple concepts.

1) If, when all the pro's and con's are summed, they are evenly matched (within a certain amount of tolerance), then it's fair.
2) References to "well we defeated them when they were twice our numbers" is an attempt to decree how awesome they are.. despite the fact that they had bonuses which leveled the playing field. So they weren't so awesome. Fairness wasn't really in debate at that point, other than ambushing at major battles. MoM is hairy, even when everything is going according to plan. The power of the attacking group is heavily amplified in these situations, even when you don't have that many people. Just bashing their healers is enough to fuck them over.

"you'd probably think Outlaw was unfairly fighting BSP last wipe when they could log 10 chars that were stacked so heavily that they could crush 1.5x their numbers"
See above.
Yeah, but I don't.. weird that. It's almost as though.. you didn't understand..

"Complete with the mental retardation, hypocracy, and bullshit. "
You're like the gullydwarves. Unable to argue about anything that exists. Or something.

75% of your arguments are based upon strawmen which are fundamentally flawed. And despite being shown that, you keep thinking you've somehow won the argument.
Nowclan smugingly thrust themselves into the spotlight, by trying to make everyone 'ooh ahhh' because they were daring enough to "declare war on all clans" except for those clans which might actually be a threat to them, as opposed to renshai who keeps 'falling', or myth/kos who can barely defend themselves to begin with.
I'm not just talking about numbers, or spells/equipment. Newbieness plays a heavy factor as well.
Rurh · 1 Oct 2005

Yet nowclan has some of the "best" pk individuals in the game. You'd think they could take on a challenge on occasion.
RottenPotato · 1 Oct 2005

Just because we have the best pkers does not mean we have the best eq. It's been said before that any old idiot can type st;bash. What's dangerous is when they are 15damage.
Kuss · 1 Oct 2005

Andrew, shouldn't you be shouting keywords and zone info by now. Or does that only happen when bsp or whoever decides to destroy the remnants of your clan.

There is nothing wrong with dicking around with new clans, it's better than whoring myself to much larger clans who obsess over this game and destroying their enemies to the point where it isn't fun anymore.

And Seq you're so full of shit, I can't name any time this wipe where we've had anything close to 25 members. The Confederates and Nowclan probably have roughly the same numbers. However, we'll keep zoning, re-eqing and continue to fight. Eventually nowclan will lose a major fight and because they don't zone and lost their shinies, they'll all quit or join Wildlaw.

As for the fight itself, I figured there was some sort of trap ahead but didn't think it would be anything of that magnitude, not even sure corey knew how well it would work. Cheers to randomerclan, you win the day.
mattafk · 1 Oct 2005

"You can be considered to be good if you managed to overcome bad odds against you. You're nothing more than a wimp, with cowardly tactics, if you rely on anything less."

Just a little sports reference here... so say, Roger Federer, who completely dominates mens tennis.. he's really not accomplishing anything, because he's so much better than his opponents and consistently crushes them? We should call him a coward and a wimp for that. Same goes for Tiger Woods and any other athlete who has ever dominated a sport. They should let their opponents play them 2 on 1 or something, that'd be fairer.

Now, you're probably going to say that they all started on an even playing field.. but arctic is an even playing field as well. We're just doing what we can to win with the tools we've been given. (That EVERYONE has been given.)
RottenPotato · 1 Oct 2005

Don't you mean, NOWldlaw?
Kuss · 1 Oct 2005

Dude, did you just use golf and tennis analogies in reference to mud?
darns · 2 Oct 2005

Nice log. Gratz Nowclan. You still suck though!

And Rurh, 6posts in a row! wow.. seriously.. go get help.
Malth · 2 Oct 2005

"Wait a sec, people were complaining about that... odd.. seems like you people would think it was a perfectly legit tactic that should be applauded."

It was perfectly legit, until people started udoing ti with naked trash chars. Rurh, even you know that magebombing was never a no-no when you actually had something to lose.

When will you stop your bullshit arguements that even you know are twisted beyond belief? Do us all a favor and go kill yourself.
Seq · 2 Oct 2005

Hey, I offered Monty 10v25 and he said no is all I'm saying, I don't know how many members are in your clan!

Rurh/other jerks, I've offered Sigil/Confederates/Renshai peace on multiple occasions with reasonable terms of cash tribute. They've steadfastly refused, and it's not a case of them being unable to meet our terms. As far as I'm concerned that means they want to keep fighting us, and obviously they do because they keep doing it. If they want to keep fighting, why in god's name would we stop? We also have been fighting BSP, they've killed our characters and we've killed uh, at least one of theirs, I think more but I may be wrong. The part about fighting BSP that's tough for us is we have precisely TWO members who play regularly, and the kind of fight group you see here is pretty much the most we ever have at one time. Yes, we have more than 10 members, I think in total we have roughtly 16, but none of them PLAY! Now look at Outlaw, they are capable of forming larger and better groups than we are and they barely ever fight BSP. Hell, we don't even fight Sigil that often, I think we've had half a dozen actual battles this wipe. So expecting us to have a bunch of 7v7 10v10 fights against BSP is not only unreasonable, it's stupid. I know this won't make a difference to you but despite those challenges we've almost fought BSP/Outlaw on several occasions and then had the opportunity go away for whatever reason. This fight being a case in point, like Corey said, our plan was to charge into the Outlaw/BSP fight and make it unfair and ruin everything. Too bad Sigil decided they wanted to fight Nowclan. Yeah we're real bullies.
Wezlar · 2 Oct 2005

"I thought you guys said you didn't have that many.
Supposedly BSD is fairly good. If you can win a few battles against them, then you'd actually be considered to be good, as opposed to ambushing helpless newbies."

So what your saying is for a war with NOWClan to be fair, we have to attack a clan that has way better eq, way better spells, and probably 3-4x the players? Are we THAT good?

edit: we have about 7 who log even semi regularily
Kuss · 2 Oct 2005

We keep fighting you because you guys scummed it up by declaring war on "all clans" then just jumped Sigil and didn't attack anyone else. Or am I the only one who remembers that?
doobie · 2 Oct 2005

Kuss, you may refer to me as 'Sir', 'Divine One' or 'Lord'. Please, in the future, attempt to recall the appropiate title for one of my status - one of the few god-like players to grace the Arctic pantheon.
Seq · 2 Oct 2005

Please, we also attacked KoS and Myth.
feroz · 2 Oct 2005

Nice pk set-up btw
Loretta · 2 Oct 2005

Losers attempts to ambush us about 3 times in last month but failed. Learn to type who Kuss.
Gyp · 3 Oct 2005

well i had a large post ripping rurh's dumbass down, but for some reason it wont let me post it, guess it was to big and i'm to lazy to retype another one.

so in a nutshell "fuckoff"

system of a down rules!
Dragne · 3 Oct 2005

"In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun, you find the fun and SNAP the job's a game!"
ZexxFable · 3 Oct 2005

Wonderful log, wonderful log. Corey/Adam you're damn smart about these pk tactics. Rurh shut up. Corey/Adam I would fucking kill you with my bare hands if I found out where you lived. And stop stealing my ideas about disrupting BSP/Outlaw fights! Thats for Fables to do so we get all the shinies!
runulv · 3 Oct 2005

post number 100! w00t
RottenPotato · 4 Oct 2005

I live in Winnipeg, MB, Canada, at 186 Chestnut St. in the Wolseley area.
Ville · 4 Oct 2005

Is that place near Tarsis?
jorake · 4 Oct 2005

Yes major props to corey and nowclan for the use of that zone. However what people dont understand/relize/or even know, is that the lift didnt fuck up and just hit twice by chance. It hit twice because the button was pushed twice. Grauth/Yamoto hit the button twice because that was just enough damage to take out most casters, and do heavy damage to the tanks. If there were 3 people pushing the button, all would of more then likely died. Some call it abuse, others would say using to your advantage. Good log all in all. Hope to see more like it.
RottenPotato · 4 Oct 2005

In all honesty, it wasn't supposed to go off twice. The reason we had 2 people up there is in case one of us got bashed. You see, the plan normally consisted of three people at the top and 7 at the bottom, and smart enemies who bash people. This obviously was altered in some way.
ZexxFable · 4 Oct 2005

Total Est. Time: 23 hours, 54 minutes Total Est. Distance: 1502.18 miles

Start prepping some elevators out there in Winnipeg jerk.
RottenPotato · 4 Oct 2005

Are the other 6 minutes of the day the time it'll take for me to beat the shit out of you?
tikk · 4 Oct 2005

HAhahah corey i know ur address and I'll be in Winnipeg this weekend. Prepare to be BROWNED

Rick
RottenPotato · 4 Oct 2005

Rick come to Shannon's on Saturday night. It's an Irish pub just by the convention center.
feroz · 4 Oct 2005

Blaaah, to much trash talking, Rick will meet Corey at the pub, order a few beers, crack open a CODENE pill and put it in corey's drink, but with Corey's great pk tactic he will counter-attack it will some rat poisoning and in the end corey will be passed out in ricks dead arms.

Anyways im kidding, good luck for all you E-Thugs
RottenPotato · 4 Oct 2005

Are you kidding? Rick wouldn't do something like that, it's not his style. More like, he'd run in with explosives strapped to his chest and just blow me up.
feroz · 4 Oct 2005

LoL, Either way i bet you guys will not fight each other until someone brings up a conversation about mud
RottenPotato · 4 Oct 2005

Look Feroz, I don't know how things work down there in America, but up here we're civil. People don't run around on the streets "fighting" eachother all day.
feroz · 4 Oct 2005

BLAME CANADA!!!!
RottenPotato · 4 Oct 2005

Yes..blame Canada...for America's incessant idiocy.
minch · 4 Oct 2005

oh, just because there were some people wondering, this trap has been planned since about 1 week after deep mines came out, was planned to get no bash/orb/humas from outlaws but it never went down, glad someone was stupid enough to fall for it.
eddiex · 4 Oct 2005

Joe and any other members of your clan, do you guys feel insulted by Rurh calling you helpless newbies?
tikk · 4 Oct 2005

Thats like the kid with no legs telling you that you dont run fast enough
Monty · 4 Oct 2005

Well seeing as how Rurh is a moron and knows shit nah didnt bother me. And wtf with Rick saying no Renshai in this log?! Nasol is more Renshai then you would ever be.
Malth · 4 Oct 2005

Rurh calling someone a newbie is a good thing though.

It'd be alot like having Courtney Love say she would never sleep with you. It seems bad, until you realize who said it, then you sit back and laugh. ;)
Matthew · 5 Oct 2005

Just thought id make it 120 posts here....
toren · 5 Oct 2005

man oh man, corey strikes back...
i remember being here for the first one. nicejob.
Matthew · 6 Oct 2005

No one will ever fall for this again....
adam- · 6 Oct 2005

I'm sure he meant Taeldeth trap.
RottenPotato · 6 Oct 2005

These are only my area traps, I haven't even thrown my item traps in yet, much more deadly!
Paulo · 7 Oct 2005

Worms of Morten got deleted and abyssed for similar "abuse" when using pax item.

just a side note.
dean · 9 Oct 2005

I am forming a new clan named W.O.M. Worms of Mitch all are welcome to join. Also i think mavlad is forming some new clan named W.O.M. Worms of Mavlad.
morthj · 14 Oct 2005

evil paulo! it wasnt Worms and you know it!!! grr!