Don't trash talk about barbs

Poor Qane feels the mighty wrath of a almost naked barbarian.

Undated · Submitted by karat · POV: Alkoholik · 93 views · ★ Score +2.0 · 26 votes

700H 21V 1X 291C Exits:NSW> kil belefonte
You massacre Belefonte with your bludgeon.

700H 21V 1X 291C [Alkoholik:Perfect] [Belefonte:Fair] Exits:NSW> wardance

You massacre Belefonte with your bludgeon.
You slash Belefonte very hard.
Belefonte misses you with his slash.
Belefonte misses you with his pierce.

700H 21V 1X 291C [Alkoholik:Perfect] [Belefonte:Bad] Exits:NSW> #TICK
You let out a yell and fight harder!

700H 21V 1X 291C [Alkoholik:Perfect] [Belefonte:Bad] Exits:NSW>
You massacre Belefonte with your bludgeon.
You massacre Belefonte with your slash.
You massacre Belefonte with your bludgeon.
Belefonte misses you with his slash.
Belefonte misses you with his pierce.

700H 43V 1X 291C [Alkoholik:Perfect] [Belefonte:V.Bad] Exits:NSW>
You annihilate Belefonte with your bludgeon.
You massacre Belefonte with your slash.
You annihilate Belefonte with your bludgeon.
You receive 0 experience.
Belefonte RIP RIP RIP
The death cry of Belefonte echoes from somewhere nearby...

700H 43V 1X 291C Exits:NSW>

700H 43V 1X 291C Exits:NSW> l
It is pitch black.
The corpse of Belefonte is lying here.

700H 43V 1X 291C Exits:NSW> exa corpse
It's a pretty ghastly sight! Searching through the remains, you find:
corpse (here) :
a crystal shard necklace..it glows dimly
a golden collar..it glows blue..it glows dimly..it hums softly
an embroidered purple scarf..it glows dimly
a glowing scroll of recall..it glows blue..it glows dimly
a crystal shard necklace..it glows dimly [5]

Qane appears before you in a puff of smoke.
Qane focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
You feel a slight chill.

697H 58V 1X 422C Exits:NS> st
You stand up.

697H 58V 1X 422C Exits:NS> kil qane
You miss Qane and destroy an image instead.

697H 58V 1X 422C [Alkoholik:Perfect] [Qane:Perfect] Exits:NS>
Qane focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
You feel a slight chill.

697H 58V 1X 422C [Alkoholik:Perfect] [Qane:Perfect] Exits:NS>
You miss Qane with your bludgeon.
You miss Qane and destroy an image instead.

697H 58V 1X 422C [Alkoholik:Perfect] [Qane:Perfect] Exits:NS>
Qane focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
You feel ribs shatter as Qane's force bolt slams into you.

648H 58V 1X 422C [Alkoholik:V.Good] [Qane:Perfect] Exits:NS>
You massacre Qane with your bludgeon.
You feel intense pain as you swing through Qane's flaming aura.
You slash Qane very hard.
You feel intense pain as you swing through Qane's flaming aura.

615H 58V 1X 422C [Alkoholik:Good] [Qane:Good] Exits:NS> charge
You charge into Qane, but she manages to hold firm.

615H 58V 1X 422C [Alkoholik:Good] [Qane:Good] Exits:NS>
Qane focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
You feel ribs shatter as Qane's force bolt slams into you.

563H 58V 1X 422C [Alkoholik:Good] [Qane:Good] Exits:NS>
You bludgeon Qane very hard.
You feel intense pain as you swing through Qane's flaming aura.
You slash Qane extremely hard.
You feel intense pain as you swing through Qane's flaming aura.

533H 58V 1X 422C [Alkoholik:Good] [Qane:Fair] Exits:NS> l

You miss Qane with your bludgeon.
You slash Qane very hard.
You feel intense pain as you swing through Qane's flaming aura.
Qane misses you with her hit.
Qane focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
You feel ribs shatter as Qane's force bolt slams into you.

474H 58V 1X 422C [Alkoholik:Fair] [Qane:Fair] Exits:NS> wardance
You let out a yell and fight harder!

474H 58V 1X 422C [Alkoholik:Fair] [Qane:Fair] Exits:NS>
Qane dodges your attack!
You slash Qane extremely hard.
You feel intense pain as you swing through Qane's flaming aura.
You miss Qane and destroy an image instead.

459H 58V 1X 422C [Alkoholik:Fair] [Qane:Fair] Exits:NS>
Qane focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
YOU'RE HIT. A lightning bolt from Qane has reached its goal.

405H 58V 1X 422C [Alkoholik:Fair] [Qane:Fair] Exits:NS> charge
You swing a petrified cannabis clavariaceae madly at Qane, knocking her to the ground.

405H 58V 1X 422C [Alkoholik:Fair] [Qane:Bad] Exits:NS>
You massacre Qane with your bludgeon.
You feel intense pain as you swing through Qane's flaming aura.
You slash Qane extremely hard.
You feel intense pain as you swing through Qane's flaming aura.
You massacre Qane with your bludgeon.
You feel intense pain as you swing through Qane's flaming aura.

345H 58V 1X 422C [Alkoholik:Bad] [Qane:Awful] Exits:NS>

345H 58V 1X 422C [Alkoholik:Bad] [Qane:Awful] Exits:NS> g sheaf
You don't see what you are looking for here.

345H 58V 1X 422C [Alkoholik:Bad] [Qane:Awful] Exits:NS> g sheaf

You massacre Qane with your bludgeon.
You feel intense pain as you swing through Qane's flaming aura.
Qane is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
You massacre Qane with your slash.
You feel intense pain as you swing through Qane's flaming aura.
You receive 0 experience.
Qane RIP RIP RIP
The death cry of Qane echoes from somewhere nearby...

305H 58V 1X 422C Exits:NS> You get a sheaf of spellbook pages.

You get a silver-streaked black hood from the corpse of Qane.
You get an ancient medallion from the corpse of Qane.
You get a very large pile of coins from the corpse of Qane.
There were 3263 coins.
You get a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Qane.
You get a fairy skull ring from the corpse of Qane.
You get a hooded lantern from the corpse of Qane.
You get a black runed ring from the corpse of Qane.
You get a carved stone seal from the corpse of Qane.
You get a feathered bone charm from the corpse of Qane.
You get a spiked steel mace from the corpse of Qane.
You get a smoked Tarsis ham from the corpse of Qane.
You get a smoked Tarsis ham from the corpse of Qane.
You get a smoked Tarsis ham from the corpse of Qane.
Ham : You can't carry that many items.
Ham : You can't carry that many items.
Pike : You can't carry that many items.
Bottle : You can't carry that many items.
Chest : You can't carry that many items.

83 comments

kaldean · 2 Dec 2005

Lets see how you do with my mage.
ddog · 2 Dec 2005

HAhahaHAHA! laughing at log AND kaldean!
kaldean · 2 Dec 2005

What the hell kind of name is ddog, what are you? 12? 13 years old maybe? I use my mage to pk evils cause i find it funny that so many evils die to it at lvl 26, you are more than welcome to dual any of my ranked chars anytime.
Ninda · 2 Dec 2005

<[David]> Alkoholik tells you 'you know, now that i know who qane actually is, i dont care if i die really be
<[David]> cause killing ej is so worth it'

Glad killing my trash char has brought you happiness!
henke · 2 Dec 2005

haha.

EDIT: hahahaha.
Lebean · 2 Dec 2005

hahaha Kaldean is funny man!
or boy, who knows...
al · 2 Dec 2005

You don't know the infamous ddog? It's you who must be 13!
nigora · 2 Dec 2005

you died to a barbarian you idiot
kaldean · 2 Dec 2005

http://www.myspace.com/anthonyweetman
there you go
big 13 yr old huh
u05 · 2 Dec 2005

>you died to a barbarian you idiot

I think that's quite acceptable for a bsp since he was fighting one on one. He didn't have 10dam and 3 trash mages in support so the odds were clearly stacked against him.
Hravitz · 2 Dec 2005

Ahahah. Kaldean is that guy who claims he's a genious because he went to some crappy school called "Bede college". Oh, that brought back some good nostalgia, thank you for that.
chris T · 2 Dec 2005

ok Alkoholik u (your barb sucks) btw my character is cal 1v1 anytime?
Myte · 2 Dec 2005

kaldean What the hell kind of name is ddog, what are you? 12? 13 years old maybe? I use my mage to pk evils cause i find it funny that so many evils die to it at lvl 26, you are more than welcome to dual any of my ranked chars anytime.

Posted: 2005-12-02 04:00:46

..... ahhh man.

If anyone wanna 1v1 a real barb I welcome all challenges (excluding thieves-- otyebis!)
patrick · 2 Dec 2005

Hey "kaldean" I would make some insulting post to you but instead you have posted your "personal webpage"
I cant add to that shitstorm, I have a merciful heart
Malth · 2 Dec 2005

Myte-If anyone wanna 1v1 a real barb I welcome all challenges (excluding thieves-- otyebis!)

I can see it now...

Rath charges at you, but you remain standing.
ave prim
get all
wield claymore
You force Rath to drop his weapon.

Rath misses you with his hit.
You miss Rath with your hit.

You wield a heavily battle scarred claymore.

Rath misses you with his hit.
You decapitate Rath in a shower of blood and arteries.

Unlucky, but damn it'd be funny.

And Kaldean, wow, a Bede grad from Texas. Were you trying to shut people up or add fuel to the fire? ;)
Andr3as · 2 Dec 2005

Author Message
kaldean What the hell kind of name is ddog, what are you? 12? 13 years old maybe? I use my mage to pk evils cause i find it funny that so many evils die to it at lvl 26, you are more than welcome to dual any of my ranked chars anytime.

hahahaha

And i almost forgot: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Addy · 2 Dec 2005

-=-=-
RE: Author kaldean http://www.myspace.com/anthonyweetman
there you go
big 13 yr old huh

Posted: 2005-12-02 06:13:37
-=-=-
lol
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Matthew · 2 Dec 2005

Holy shit Patrick said something funny.
kaldean · 2 Dec 2005

Your welcome Hravitz, although id love it if you could show me where i ever claimed that. Also im really not sure why you guys laugh, i havent done so badly for myself, ive been neutral the entire wipe and i had the highest ranked scout in the game for several weeks. I didnt back down to nowclan or outlaw when they attacked me, i went back to fight them with less numbers, btw outlaw i could have mass ripped u in the chest room(sanction) if i wanted to, i know you had no thief in that group but anyway,it was fun having my little duals with bezinka and corey. Save your shittalk i think some of you forget that its just text. Myte ill duel your barb with mine if you dont use the capper! So yeah im taking a break for a couple of months so ill rarely be on, have fun people.
Malth, that university is not in the U.S.
runulv · 3 Dec 2005

oh, and just how would you have "mass ripped" us?
ladno · 3 Dec 2005

duel
A prearranged, formal combat between two persons, usually fought to settle a point of honor.

dual
Composed of two usually like or complementary parts; double.
Malth · 3 Dec 2005

I never said it was in the US, but I know it's just a little shit school that people go to who can't make it into something better (like St. Mary's people acting like the go to Notre Dame). ;)
Andr3as · 3 Dec 2005

omg Kaldean is a moron.
henke · 3 Dec 2005

who? what? when? why?

whyyyyyyyy?
nigora · 3 Dec 2005

Patrick is the head of the pen15 club
jeppe · 3 Dec 2005

I once farted in the blue lagoon
Matthew · 3 Dec 2005

I bet its brown now too.
patrick · 3 Dec 2005

Nigora you seem fixated with me, yet I have no clue who the fuck you are, yet are sure you are no one of consequence. go stalk someone else
kaldean · 3 Dec 2005

Well, erm you walk in the room and type open chest then FOOM! :) And Malth im not from texas either i just live here atm. Andreas who are you?
runulv · 3 Dec 2005

hahahahaha, moron
kaldean · 3 Dec 2005

I have explained how you would have mass ripped in that room. I think it is obvious that you dont know what the fuck you are talking about runulv. You are the moron. You must be some scummy ass RGB, you know i have fun with Outlaw they are a pretty fun crew it seems but every RGB ive talked to is a fucking prik.
Especially Fu, complete wanker.
runulv · 3 Dec 2005

so you actually think I would bring an entire group to that room, or even walk there without a disabled crate? and you obviously dont know who I am :)
kaldean · 3 Dec 2005

Unless the zone repopped, which im almost positive it didnt then i know it wasnt disabled, i know this because Steve ran back in after the fight hehe
nigora · 4 Dec 2005

I confess patrick, i'm a p.i. hired by your parents to make sure that your retardation doesn't accidentally get you killed. i'm just keeping you grounded so you don't get too cocky and go try to pull some stupid shit like you did last year when you ate a bag of lemons (yeah the er still has your file and i hear it's cause for a lot of laughs)

edit: i lied, the er staff also cries a lot when they talk about you... something about the plight of humanity?
Rurh · 4 Dec 2005

Whereas Patrick, who works in SALES, is of huge consequence to society.

Actually, I can picture that.
patrick · 4 Dec 2005

Touche Nigora, Touche. Not only was that devastating to my sense of self worth, it was a masterpiece of blending pure creativity with brutal honesty.(read: Your shit is weak and pathetic, a trait you will pass on to your children if you ever manage to impregnate the overweight and overbearing bitch that will someday make you her husband, an enjoyable life being ordered around and made a fool of in supermarkets and restaurants all over, while slaving away the evenings rubbing her nasty feet while watching her eat cake frosting out of the tub with her chubby fingers. I do so envy you and am grateful for whatever attention you give me)

P.S Rurh Like I could give a fuck about society, my checks cash thats what matters to me
Rurh · 4 Dec 2005

So I take it you don't mind inflation.

Nevermind that check wouldn't be worth the paper it was printed on...
nigora · 4 Dec 2005

pat you're so cute when you get mad! your sister is the same way, but she likes to bare her teeth and growl too... however since i can't pat you or ruffle the fur growing between your pointy ears, let me offer you a scoobie snack

wait a minute, let me offer you something that you're much more used to sucking on: 8===[)

edit: suckit!
patrick · 4 Dec 2005

omgomg IM onzwored
Ninda · 4 Dec 2005

Patrick rules.
RottenPotato · 5 Dec 2005

Why does my name keep coming up through this crap? Go to hell all of you.

ps. NoWCLAN RULES
Malth · 5 Dec 2005

Kaldaen, just stfu.

1. If you live in Texas right now, go on vacation, and someone asks where you're from what are you going to say? "Well, I live in Texas but I'm from my mom?"

2. How the fuck are you going to mass rip a group at a trapped chest? Hint: NOBODY KEEPS THE FUCKING GROUP IN A ROOM WITH A MASSIVE DAMAGE DEALING TRAP. You make it sound like people just go there and bullshit while waiting for the thief to come, instead of being 1 room over.

3. Break that shovel and yell for a ladder, the hole you've dug yourself into is deep enough.

4. Not all RGBs are dicks, just Loretta (who was fine until I decided I didn't like being a a clan that zones from 3-9am EST) and a few others.

P.S. Are you asking for proof of when you acted like hot shit because of where you went to school? You're just assuming alot of different people came up with the same 'lie' at the same time or what? ;)
Cain · 5 Dec 2005

It's a crate, not a chest...
Malth · 5 Dec 2005

Yes I know, after reading so many Kaldean comments you'd screw up too. :P
ZexxFable · 6 Dec 2005

http://www.myspace.com/anthonyweetman
Master of dillusions...
Master of Wanktasticism.

Pie.
Pie.
Pie again.
And again.
Oh, and RGB FUCKING RULES YOU !!!!
Anyone heard anything from Laks!?
Oh, and Ddog is the fucking MAN!
ZexxFable · 6 Dec 2005

Ozymandias

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert....Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

(1817)
Percy Bysshe Shelley (1792-1822)
RottenPotato · 6 Dec 2005

Time to nitpick at your myspace.

First of all, according to that, you graduated in 1998. Which would mean you started attending at 16. We all know Americans are not that smart. YES I read you're from England, which has to be fake, because Anthony is a bl*** man's name, and your picture is of a white man. There are no bl*** people in England.

On top of that, we all know bl*** people don't go to University. Not to mention anyone who's spoken a word to you knows that you are not capable of passing through grade school.

*edit* Oh also, bl*** people don't have friends, they have homies' who they then bang their sisters...and mothers and grandparents.
bribera · 6 Dec 2005

they do too have friends:
http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/
RottenPotato · 6 Dec 2005

I was CLEARLY talking about blIND people.
Malth · 6 Dec 2005

Corey, before you go back eating, I'd like to give you a clue:

Anthony(Tony) is an Italian name in orgin. It's used heavily by hispanics too, but it's not a 'black' name, like Shenaynay or Kuntakintae.

And black people do go to universities. They're called Athletes(who don't actually go to class).
RottenPotato · 6 Dec 2005

Malthros, before you go back to sucking your mother's dick, I'd like to give you a clue:

Shut the fuck up.
ronsy · 6 Dec 2005

at least corey is polite, unlike you jerks
p.s. ddog is feroz
ddog · 6 Dec 2005

ronsy wants a bullet in the groin
Malth · 6 Dec 2005

Wow Corey, for someone who allegedly lost alot of weight and isn't fat anymore, you sure are sensitive, or are you pissed that Anthony is about as much of a 'black name' as say... Corey? ;)
Seq · 6 Dec 2005

it always comes back to weight
Monty · 6 Dec 2005

Yeah noshit give up the fat thing. I mean you could pick something else. Like Corey looks like he laid his face under a garden tiller. ZING
ZexxFable · 6 Dec 2005

Kaldean = Rurh Wannabe.
Corey, you are a genius yet again.
Ddog is Feroz, I concur.
Patrick, Sales are Sales, just Sales me something sometime, kthx.

Fable Destruct0 Leader #1.
sheepop · 6 Dec 2005

Hey guys I'm using the internet.
kaldean · 6 Dec 2005

Corey, tons of black people in England actually.
Malth, why dont you stfu, ill say whatever the fuck i want, i dont even play the game anymore if you have a problem do something about it bitch, oh and the reason i say 'atm' is because im moving to Arizona in a couple of months why dont you get a fucking clue and find something to do. Oh yeah and Zexx im still waiting for BSP to kick you again so i can start ripping you again. Last thing, you dont dig yourself in a hole, its the fucking internet.
Rurh · 6 Dec 2005

Kaldean, I hate to point this out to you..

But how would you rip him if you don't play anymore?
Malth · 7 Dec 2005

I'm sorry Kaldean, I forgot to install my ESP card before posting. I don't have a problem, I'm mearly making fun of you dumbass, and to be honest, you don't need to make it any easier. As for finding something to do, I just took a final, now I'm making fun of you, afterwards I'll browse a few more websites, then finish a paper that's due by friday. Maybe I'll come back here and make fun of you some more. ;)

I'm trying to read your mind now, but (not) suprisingly, you're blank. I also found your comment to zexx funny as hell:

"Last thing, you dont dig yourself in a hole, its the fucking internet. "

Sure you don't, just as EQ2 player Cecilintas about not being able to dig holes. It might not have the same effect as in real life, but it's possible. Hell I'll give you an example for on Arctic: Rurh. What do you think happens to his chars if all his enemies knew who he played?
kaldean · 7 Dec 2005

Why dont you give it a rest malth? What is your point anyway? You're saying im digging myself into a hole?
How? With who?A couple of bsp dont like me, who cares, im cool with the ones that matter, rgb doesnt like me, that doesnt matter they have yet to kill me. Outlaw? Not really we just fuck around with each other. Corey, he knows i can take care of myself and that i will fight back, besides it seems we just have fun fighting each other anyway, i think we can both rely on each other to come out and fight 1on1 anytime. Im sorry malth but i dont really know any enemies out there of consequence.
To answer your question Rurh, its simple, id just come back. I just need a reason thats all. Malth im sorry that in response to me saying find something to do you wrote that paragraph, nuff said. Who's Malth anyway, he acts like hes some elite player or something, funny i never see any logs from him on this site.
al · 7 Dec 2005

brama and bruce it is time for you to return. without your power we are subject to the witty comments of ruhr, malth, and kaldean.
nigora · 7 Dec 2005

holy shit the estrogen is flying recklessly around here!!!
Dimians · 7 Dec 2005

I like pie.
ddog · 7 Dec 2005

i like koskenkorva!
Rurh · 7 Dec 2005

Malthros: I'm quite confident that if they found out who I play, I'd be showered with presents.

I never considered myself as digging myself into a hole. It was always me burrowing into a giant ball of crap (Arctic) trying to see if there was anything valuable inside that still existed.

I dug for awhile, and found nothing, so I climbed out of the hole.
It's actually been quite awhile since I've played as well.

I won!
ZexxFable · 7 Dec 2005

Kaldean, just so you know Feroz did boot me from BSP so you can start ripping me all day and all night. Feroz is uninandisputible leader of BSP, and don't you forget it Kaldean, you ugly ugly ugly Frenchie.
Seq · 7 Dec 2005

oh noes, the ultimate insult to both Englishmen and Americans

an interesting question: which stereotype will respond? the proper, effete, tea-sipping, drily witty Bede College alumnus or the impotently angry, incoherent, largely illiterate and totally dignityless Texan whiteboy?
the two sides of kaldean's heritage in constant conflict, which will prevail? tough question to answer, especially without a Bede College-level education
ZexxFable · 7 Dec 2005

Holy shit, thats the funniest stuff I've read in awhile, of course, all this is funny as hell. LONG LIFE LAKS UND BRAMA!
Wezlar · 7 Dec 2005

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/3606/stupid7lz.jpg

Game. Set. Match.
ddog · 7 Dec 2005

if someone thinks an education changes you somehow, or makes your life better, you're typical brainwashed people! congratulations!
kaldean · 7 Dec 2005

Its ok zexx ive never really had any problems with feroz before, just that one time when he unsuccessfully tried to 3 man my mage due to a mishighlight in BSP because i ripped you a few times for randoming. Why dont you try doing it some more ill rip you again, lets see what the outcome is this time. Seq pls dont associate me as a Texan just because ive lived here for a few years :) and if you're gonna insult somebody insult the pakistani's or somebody who hasnt been hand in hand with the U.S for decades.
ZexxFable · 8 Dec 2005

By randoming he means killing him, over and over, and, over....Ddog U FAWKIN RULZE!
patrick · 8 Dec 2005

hahaha wezler...OWNED
Malth · 8 Dec 2005

What would you like me to post logs of Kaldean? Most fights worth logging have been posted here by others who were there, and 1v1 logs are about exciting as watching reruns of Friends... Tell me, are you some reality TV watching metro(closet gay) too?

I must say, I'm very impressed that you manage to not get ripped by RGB. I suppose it's hard to do that when (as you already said), you don't play anymore. I bow to your skills.

Your patheticness aside, reading that FEROZ kicked someone out of BSP makes me wonder if I should send Aristox some money for a tombstone. That has to be the first sign that Arctic's dying fast.
ZexxFable · 8 Dec 2005

Wow, I guess that whole Feroz joke went right over Malth's head now didn't it? Sad day when someone believes what I say!
runulv · 8 Dec 2005

what?!?!? so Ddog doesn't rule?!?!?!?! zexx, you motherfucker!
kaldean · 8 Dec 2005

Zexx, besides the one time when you randomed my healer with some of your stupid fable clannies you have never killed me. If i remember correctly the last time you attacked me not only did you die but you got other bsp unknowns killed in the fight.
u05 · 9 Dec 2005

>> Tell me, are you some reality TV watching metro(closet gay) too?

These posts are reality TV. It's like Jerry Springer, just not quite sure yet which one of you is the token crazy woman.
ZexxFable · 9 Dec 2005

I take that back, Ddog does fucking rule. I appologize for that take back mistake.
Myte · 11 Dec 2005

[quote](Malth) Myte-If anyone wanna 1v1 a real barb I welcome all challenges (excluding thieves-- otyebis!)

I can see it now...

Rath charges at you, but you remain standing.
ave prim
get all
wield claymore
You force Rath to drop his weapon.

Rath misses you with his hit.
You miss Rath with your hit.

You wield a heavily battle scarred claymore.

Rath misses you with his hit.
You decapitate Rath in a shower of blood and arteries.

Unlucky, but damn it'd be funny.
[/quote]

First of all, we all know 2hand weapons are nodisarm!
Second of all, you couldn't wield that on a trashy paladin anyway.

DREAMMMMMMM ONNNNNNNNNN, DREAMMMONNN DREAM UNTIL YOUR DREAMMM COMES TRUEEEE >>>------smith------->
(actually, i don't even lke aerosmith but THAT'S WHAT COMES TO MIND)
jnick · 13 Dec 2005

FF7....