Cameron Dies Again

I think he was mad. I told him i was bringing a bashing charmie. So i brought Chivas! Best bashing charmie ever!

25 Aug 2007 · Submitted by jorake · POV: Crispen · 620 views · ★ Score -2.0 · 12 votes

XXXH 28V 13537909X 171C Mem:5 Exits:ESW> e
A gargoyle flies in from the west.
Outside the Western Gates of Kalaman
A gargoyle is standing here.
<R> Cameron Javon Brukal, Drunk with Rage is sitting here. (flying)

XXXH 26V 13537909X 171C Mem:5 Exits:EW> l e
You see nothing special.
The gate is open.
A cityguard of Kalaman looks about for signs of trouble.
A cityguard of Kalaman stands here, guarding the western gates.
A cityguard of Kalaman stands here, guarding the western gates.
A cityguard of Kalaman stands here, guarding the western gates.
A cityguard of Kalaman stands here, guarding the western gates.

XXXH 26V 13537909X 171C Mem:5 Exits:EW> o gargoyle kil Cameron
A gargoyle spins and tries to kick Cameron, but Cameron dodges out of the way.

XXXH 26V 13537909X 171C Mem:5 Exits:EW> c 'haste'gargoyle
You utter the words, 'haste'
A gargoyle starts to fidget.

XXXH 26V 13537909X 171C Mem:5 Exits:EW>
Cameron stands up.

XXXH 26V 13537909X 171C Mem:5 Exits:EW>
Cameron panics, and attempts to flee.
Cameron flies east.

XXXH 26V 13537909X 171C Mem:5 Exits:EW>
Cameron flies in from the east.

XXXH 26V 13537909X 171C Mem:5 Exits:EW>
Cameron misses you and destroyes an image.<----LOST IMAGE

XXXH 26V 13537909X 171C [Me:Perfect] [Cameron:Perfect] Mem:5 Exits:EW>
Cameron misses you with his cleave.
You miss Cameron with your whip.

XXXH 42V 13537909X 171C [Me:Perfect] [Cameron:Perfect] Mem:5 Exits:EW> #TICK
gt come
Huh?!

XXXH 42V 13537909X 171C [Me:Perfect] [Cameron:Perfect] Mem:5 Exits:EW> You tell your group 'come'

XXXH 42V 13537909X 171C [Me:Perfect] [Cameron:Perfect] Mem:5 Exits:EW> !
You tell your group 'come'

XXXH 42V 13537909X 171C [Me:Perfect] [Cameron:Perfect] Mem:5 Exits:EW> !
You tell your group 'come'

XXXH 42V 13537909X 171C [Me:Perfect] [Cameron:Perfect] Mem:5 Exits:EW>
Chivas flies in from the west.

XXXH 42V 13537909X 171C [Me:Perfect] [Cameron:Perfect] Mem:5 Exits:EW>
Cameron cleaves YOU extremely hard.
Cameron burns as he passes through your fire shield.
You miss Cameron with your whip.

XXXH 42V 13537909X 171C [Me:V.Good] [Cameron:V.Good] Mem:5 Exits:EW> o gargoyle kil Cameron
A gargoyle spins and tries to kick Cameron, but Cameron dodges out of the way.

XXXH 42V 13537909X 171C [Me:V.Good] [Cameron:V.Good] Mem:5 Exits:EW>
Cameron tries to bash you, but he passes right through your image.

XXXH 42V 13537909X 171C [Me:V.Good] [Cameron:V.Good] Mem:5 Exits:EW>
Cameron steps aside as Chivas attempts a bash, stumbles, and falls flat on his face.

XXXH 42V 13537909X 171C [Me:V.Good] [Cameron:V.Good] Mem:5 Exits:EW>
Chivas massacres Cameron with his slash.
A gargoyle massacres Cameron with its claw.
A gargoyle pierces Cameron extremely hard.
Cameron cleaves YOU extremely hard.
Cameron burns as he passes through your fire shield.
You miss Cameron with your whip.

XXXH 42V 13537909X 171C [Me:Good] [Cameron:Good] Mem:5 Exits:EW> c 'haste'chivas
You utter the words, 'haste'
Chivas starts to fidget.226H 42V 13537909X 171C [Me:Good] [Cameron:Good] Mem:6 Exits:EW> st

A gargoyle tries to sweep Cameron's legs, but misses badly.

XXXH 42V 13537909X 171C [Me:Good] [Cameron:Good] Mem:6 Exits:EW> c 'hold p' cameron

Chivas massacres Cameron with his slash.
Chivas massacres Cameron with his slash.
A gargoyle massacres Cameron with its claw.
A gargoyle massacres Cameron with its pierce.
Cameron cleaves YOU very hard.
Cameron burns as he passes through your fire shield.

XXXH 42V 13537909X 171C [Me:Good] [Cameron:Fair] Mem:6 Exits:EW> You are already standing.

XXXH 42V 13537909X 171C [Me:Good] [Cameron:Fair] Mem:6 Exits:EW> You utter the words, 'hold person'
Cameron freezes in place.

XXXH 42V 13537909X 171C [Me:Good] [Cameron:Fair] Mem:6 Exits:EW>
Chivas stands up.

XXXH 42V 13537909X 171C [Me:Good] [Cameron:Fair] Mem:6 Exits:EW>
Cameron <-- BASHED BY --> Chivas

XXXH 42V 13537909X 171C [Me:Good] [Cameron:Fair] Mem:6 Exits:EW> c 'l b' cameron

A gargoyle delivers a vicious kick to Cameron's face. Blood flies as his head snaps back.
Chivas massacres Cameron with his slash.
Chivas massacres Cameron with his slash.
A gargoyle massacres Cameron with its claw.
A gargoyle massacres Cameron with its pierce.

XXXH 42V 13537909X 171C [Me:Good] [Cameron:V.Bad] Mem:6 Exits:EW> You utter the words, 'lightning bolt'
The lightning bolt hits Cameron with full impact.

XXXH 42V 13537909X 171C [Me:Good] [Cameron:V.Bad] Mem:7 Exits:EW>
Cameron <-- BASHED BY --> Chivas

XXXH 42V 13537909X 171C [Me:Good] [Cameron:V.Bad] Mem:7 Exits:EW> get all cameron

Chivas massacres Cameron with his slash.
A gargoyle massacres Cameron with its claw.
A gargoyle pierces Cameron extremely hard.
A gargoyle massacres Cameron with its claw.

XXXH 42V 13537909X 171C [Me:Good] [Cameron:Awful] Mem:7 Exits:EW> get all cameron
get all cameron
What are you trying to get from?

XXXH 42V 13537909X 171C [Me:Good] [Cameron:Awful] Mem:7 Exits:EW> get all cameron
What are you trying to get from?214H 42V 13537909X 171C [Me:Good] [Cameron:Awful] Mem:7 Exits:EW> get all cameron
get all cameron
Chivas massacres Cameron with his slash.
Chivas massacres Cameron with his slash.
A gargoyle massacres Cameron with its claw.
You receive 0 experience.
get all.coins corpse
exa corpse
Cameron is dead! R.I.P.
The death cry of Cameron echoes from somewhere nearby...
Cameron sinks gently to the ground.
You get a griffon feather from the corpse of Cameron.
You get a black adamantite bardiche from the corpse of Cameron.
You get a bloodstained steel band (12_health -10_ac) from the corpse of Cameron.
You get a thick dwarven bracelet (1_hr) from the corpse of Cameron.
You get a jewelled black belt from the corpse of Cameron.
You get a berserker shield from the corpse of Cameron.
You get a pair of ebony engraved bracers (1_str) from the corpse of Cameron.
You get a pair of green boots (8_res_gas 20_mv) from the corpse of Cameron.
You get a suit of treated steel platemail (10_hit 5_health 1_str) from the corpse of Cameron.
You get a crimson pendant (1_age det_evil det_good) from the corpse of Cameron.
You get a crimson pendant (1_age det_evil det_good) from the corpse of Cameron.
You get a black ice ring from the corpse of Cameron.
You get a large pile of coins from the corpse of Cameron.
split 452
There were 452 coins.
You get a crystal shard necklace from the corpse of Cameron.
You get Mishakal's White potion from the corpse of Cameron.Lantern : You can't carry that many items.
Canteen : You can't carry that many items.
Canteen : You can't carry that many items.
Canteen : You can't carry that many items.
Canteen : You can't carry that many items.
Canteen : You can't carry that many items.
Decanter : You can't carry that many items.
Sphere : You can't carry that many items.
Chest : You can't carry that many items.

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Chivas gets a hooded lantern from the corpse of Cameron.
Chivas gets a small canteen from the corpse of Cameron.
Chivas gets a small canteen from the corpse of Cameron.
Chivas gets a small canteen from the corpse of Cameron.
Chivas gets a small canteen from the corpse of Cameron.
Chivas gets a small canteen from the corpse of Cameron.
Chivas gets a decanter of brandy from the corpse of Cameron.
Chivas gets a black ice sphere from the corpse of Cameron.
get all cameron
Chivas gets a crimson dust covered chest (luni_chest) from the corpse of Cameron.

23 comments

ahrimen · 26 Aug 2007

No, you're just a noob mage that doesn't have the balls to take on a warrior even with a gargoyle, mirror image and fireshield and and and...
meetalisher · 26 Aug 2007

john you are everything ahrimen said, noob, poosie, zoneinfogathererforsuckingmavandpablosdickthenbraggingaboutknowingthezonesperson,

BUT

479H 39V 8918862X 978C Exits:NESW>
Segun flies in from the south.

479H 39V 8918862X 978C Exits:NESW> Come on! I'm relaxing!

479H 39V 8918862X 978C Exits:NESW>
Segun gives you a fig.

479H 39V 8918862X 978C Exits:NESW> You crash into Segun in a bone crunching bash, sending him sprawling to the ground.

Segun says 'wtf mate'

I saw that happening, it was a duel which u fished flags for
and abused the poor guy with, low stuff...not much room
for you to complain about chivas coming to bash your face :)
Cameron · 26 Aug 2007

It was a duel. 1 on 1. I didn't get anybody to help. He just didn't know I still had flags on him. And BSP had been fighting me like 3 on 1 everytime, for me to get a 1 on 1 fight? I'll GLADLY use flags..but if i agree to a 1 on 1 fight, I'm not telling friends to come help!
Heo · 26 Aug 2007

Cameron, email me at [email protected] plz.

Thanks.
Chris
mavlad · 27 Aug 2007

I think ahrimen mad too...
yair · 27 Aug 2007

I confess, me and suf char shared cameron
ahrimen · 28 Aug 2007

anger...rising...heart..beating faster...thoughts...clouding...
JayC · 28 Aug 2007

dude you r such a fuckin poser....i bet in real life your the type of kid who cracks the back of his skull on the pavement every other day bcuz when other kids push you they dont think it suffice unless someone else is on their hands and knees behind you so ur stupid ass can get pushed and tripped at the same time.....

your ass buddy bill couldnt fuckin do it without 2 helpers and big bad crispen/elbryan couldnt do it without a charmie and a basher....you realize that your counter-logs entitled things such as "Cameron Dies Again" only make you and your clan look more and more ridiculous....
mavlad · 28 Aug 2007

I think JayC takes the game too serious too... get a life, computer nerd!
jorake · 29 Aug 2007

Laugh! I think your all a bunch of fucking cocknuggets. I didnt suck ANYone off for any kind of zone info. All the shit i know is from paying attention in zones ive been in a thousand times, or exploring. And if you dont believe! Ask mavlad and pablo. If i ask mavlad for info, he tells me to log zone. thats it.

As for Cameron dieing. I wanted the gear back, and he would of recalled if i hadnt brought SOMEONE. I didnt really expect the first hold to land haha. And in any case didnt feel like taking the chance. He started attacking KoS and everyone else. With STD spying for him. You can all rot in hell.
Who ever the fuck JAYc is. Why would you talk so much trash about someone on a word based game. Take a pill fucker.
Cameron · 29 Aug 2007

STD spying for me? nonsense. They simply tell to me once in a while asking for flags info or saying "nice logs / kills" or w/e and have been witness to a few of the killings because they have happened to be in the area. Yeah I did attack KoS though...and I also killed an STD and almost several...so about STD you can't have any proof on something thats not true
hammiemon · 29 Aug 2007

I have wahphles and penkeks.

With pinnit batar and sirap. Think I have some hani too.

Who wants some?
jorake · 29 Aug 2007

And as far as the 1 person vs 2-3-4-5-6- or whatever. How can you guys trash us for killing him in groups? He attacked a whole fucking clan! So if his stupidity gets him outnumbered. big fucking deal. losers
meetalisher · 29 Aug 2007

rrrofl, cocknuggets!

i'm hanging up my gloves, john is obviously the MVP #1 MUD-Balls-Swingman and deserves to be the uber champ of Kalaman! Leave him alone you losers, go back to your girlfriends and cookouts, and let this guy load his diamonds in peace
jorake · 29 Aug 2007

And i was fireshield/ams/steelskin/globed/blur/shielded/mirrored/
sphered and tons others! Chivas just made me feel safer;)
al · 30 Aug 2007

"fucking cocknuggets"

are these like chicken mcnuggets?
meetalisher · 30 Aug 2007

more like cockin' fucknuggets
waynez · 31 Aug 2007

Yes but u have 200 hp, and Cameron has 600 + heal potion.
JayC · 31 Aug 2007

hahaha

recruit? no thank you....i dont believe in clanning with any one person I disrespect

"little cockchugging bitch"....and Im the one who needs to take a pill?....

anyway fool dont get discouraged cuz the truth hurts...i hardly have the time to log anymore seeing as how grown-ups have jobs and bills and priorities more important than a game....and since it is impossible for me to take a game too seriously when i cant play it much anymore, anyone else directing comments towards me can fuck off and 'get a life' your damn self

im glad my anonymity is aggravating you punk...why dont you go drink some clorox or somethin....

oh snap.......

*snorts some oxycontin*

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................
mavlad · 31 Aug 2007

Does JayC glad that he is a wimp? Or my english too poor to understand him
JayC · 1 Sep 2007

takes a big man to call someone youve never seen before a wimp you fuckin 'computer nerd'.....but in any case....it doesnt bother me....i have real life strength not some generated number determined by a dice roll so if you ever get bored in the motherland bitch come to muthafuckin US of A and get dealt with like all the other pussy countries in the world do....

sooner or later all will submit.....work on ur fuckin english if u want to play an english based game

"Does JayC glad that he is a wimp?"....your interjections are fucking horrible...which is quite funny becuz ur punctuation is correct....address your slander towards me correctly you god damn moron it only makes you sound more retarded

hahaha
meetalisher · 1 Sep 2007

jayc i have been a fan up to this last post, plz go die now; you've outlived your usefulness as entertainment
Fupa · 2 Sep 2007

Ya, i gotta agree with Alisher here, JayC you werent too bad until you started with the George W. Bush speech.