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Garbage Disposal

silly trash killed

9 Jun 2008 · Submitted by eddiex · POV: Raeth · 696 views · ★ Score +3.7 · 6 votes
Absalom flies in from the east.
Salem flies in from the east.
Angelus flies in from the east.
The Entrance to the Halls of Coalition on Risky Endeavors
    Stone tiles mark this section of the stronghold as impressively sturdy.
The beautiful rhomboid geometry seen in each tile is distinctive of the
finest dwarven masonry. From years of use, each tile has taken on a
polished sheen to make any homeowner proud. The oak walls on the hallway
are kept cleanly by a variety of custodians, and the ceiling is high with
a classic skylight window, which at the right time of day can let in a
fair share of sun.
<BST> Angelus Mortis is standing here. (flying)
<BST> Salem, Beastly Luck Charm is standing here. (flying) (invisible)
<BST> Absalom Bedlam, Maw of the Beast is standing here. (flying) (invisible)
Bernanke, Arctic's Economist is standing here. (flying)
Ms. Acaraje is standing here. (flying)
. . . has a metallic luster.
Jarbas the Male Minotaur is standing here. (flying)
. . . has a tough exterior.

134V 23.23% 198C Exits:ED>
Angelus crashes into Acaraje in a thundering collision, knocking her to the
ground!

134V 23.23% 198C Exits:ED>
Jarbas charges into Salem, but he manages to stay standing.

134V 23.23% 198C Exits:ED>
You try to bash Acaraje, but you miss and tumble forward
onto your face.

134V 23.23% 198C [Me:Perfect] [Angelus:Perfect] [Acaraje:V.Good] Exits:ED>
Absalom slowly fades into existence.
Acaraje steps aside as Absalom attempts a bash, stumbles, and falls flat on his
face.

134V 23.23% 198C [Me:Perfect] [Angelus:Perfect] [Acaraje:V.Good] Exits:ED>
Salem focuses harshly on Acaraje and utters some strange words.
Acaraje cries out in pain as Salem grabs her.

134V 23.23% 198C [Me:Perfect] [Angelus:Perfect] [Acaraje:Fair] Exits:ED>
Absalom misses Acaraje with his crush.
You massacre Acaraje with your cleave.
Jarbas cleaves Salem very hard.
Jarbas cleaves Salem.
Angelus crushes Acaraje hard.
Acaraje misses Angelus with her whip.

134V 23.23% 198C [Me:Perfect] [Angelus:Perfect] [Acaraje:Fair] Exits:ED>
Salem utters some strange words.
Salem's wounds begin to heal.

134V 23.23% 198C [Me:Perfect] [Angelus:Perfect] [Acaraje:Fair] Exits:ED>
Absalom crushes Acaraje extremely hard.
You cleave Acaraje extremely hard.
Jarbas cleaves Salem extremely hard.
Jarbas cleaves Salem.
Angelus crushes Acaraje extremely hard.
Acaraje misses Angelus with her whip.

134V 23.23% 198C [Me:Perfect] [Angelus:Perfect] [Acaraje:Bad] Exits:ED>
Angelus crashes into Acaraje in a thundering collision, knocking her to the
ground!

134V 23.23% 198C [Me:Perfect] [Angelus:Perfect] [Acaraje:Bad] Exits:ED>
Bernanke focuses harshly on Salem and utters some strange words.

134V 23.23% 198C [Me:Perfect] [Angelus:Perfect] [Acaraje:Bad] Exits:ED>
You stand up.

134V 23.23% 198C [Me:Perfect] [Angelus:Perfect] [Acaraje:Bad] Exits:ED>
Absalom stands up.
You crash into Acaraje in a bone crunching bash, sending her sprawling to the
ground.

134V 23.23% 198C [Me:Perfect] [Angelus:Perfect] [Acaraje:V.Bad] Exits:ED>
Absalom crashes into Jarbas in a thundering collision, knocking him to the
ground!

134V 23.23% 198C [Me:Perfect] [Angelus:Perfect] [Acaraje:V.Bad] Exits:ED>
Salem focuses harshly on Acaraje and utters some strange words.
Acaraje cries out in pain as Salem grabs her.

134V 23.23% 198C [Me:Perfect] [Angelus:Perfect] [Acaraje:Awful] Exits:ED>
Absalom crushes Acaraje extremely hard.
You cleave Acaraje extremely hard.
Jarbas cleaves Salem extremely hard.
Jarbas cleaves Salem hard.
Angelus crushes Acaraje extremely hard.
You receive 0 experience.
Acaraje is dead! R.I.P.
The death cry of Acaraje echoes from somewhere nearby...
Acaraje sinks gently to the ground.
Bernanke stops following Acaraje.
Acaraje now follows Bernanke.
Bernanke is the new leader of Acaraje's group.
Acaraje stops following Bernanke.
Jarbas stops following Acaraje.
Jarbas now follows Bernanke.

134V 23.23% 198C Exits:ED>
Bernanke focuses harshly on Salem and utters some strange words.

134V 23.23% 198C Exits:ED>
Jarbas cleaves Salem extremely hard.
Jarbas cleaves Salem hard.
Salem bludgeons Jarbas very hard.

134V 23.23% 198C Exits:ED>
Salem gets a very large pile of coins from the corpse of Acaraje.

134V 23.23% 198C Exits:ED>
Salem divides 3260 coins equally among the group members present.

134V 23.23% 1013C Exits:ED>
Bernanke gets a small down feather from the corpse of Acaraje.
Bernanke gets a kelp vine from the corpse of Acaraje.
Bernanke gets a red steel bracer from the corpse of Acaraje.
Bernanke gets a red steel bracer from the corpse of Acaraje.
Bernanke gets a ceremonial scabbard from the corpse of Acaraje.
Bernanke gets a red dragonarmy shield from the corpse of Acaraje.
Bernanke gets a pair of charred platemail sleeves from the corpse of Acaraje.
Bernanke gets a pair of leather boots from the corpse of Acaraje.
Bernanke gets a leather cap from the corpse of Acaraje.
Bernanke is zapped by a crystalline armour and instantly drops it.
Bernanke gets an emerald ring from the corpse of Acaraje.
Bernanke gets a carved ivory ring from the corpse of Acaraje.
Bernanke gets a piece of sweet bread from the corpse of Acaraje.
Bernanke gets a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Acaraje.
Bernanke gets a blackened chest from the corpse of Acaraje.
Bernanke gets a bright ball of light from the corpse of Acaraje.
Bernanke gets a bright ball of light from the corpse of Acaraje.
Bernanke gets a bright ball of light from the corpse of Acaraje.
Bernanke gets a milky potion of see invisible from the corpse of Acaraje.
Salem focuses harshly on Jarbas and utters some strange words.

134V 23.23% 1013C Exits:ED>
You try to bash Jarbas, but you miss and tumble forward
onto your face.

134V 23.23% 1013C [Me:Perfect] [Salem:V.Good] [Jarbas:V.Good] Exits:ED>
Angelus crashes into Bernanke in a thundering collision, knocking him to the
ground!

134V 23.23% 1013C [Me:Perfect] [Salem:V.Good] [Jarbas:V.Good] Exits:ED> s
Absalom slowly fades into existence.
Jarbas steps aside as Absalom attempts a bash, stumbles, and falls flat on his
face.

134V 23.23% 1013C [Me:Perfect] [Salem:V.Good] [Jarbas:V.Good] Exits:ED> sta
bash
Absalom massacres Jarbas with his crush.
Angelus massacres Bernanke with his crush.
Bernanke misses Angelus with his hit.
You massacre Jarbas with your cleave.
Jarbas cleaves Salem extremely hard.
Jarbas cleaves Salem hard.

134V 23.23% 1013C [Me:Perfect] [Salem:V.Good] [Jarbas:Good] Exits:ED> bash bernanke
Jarbas stands up.

134V 23.23% 1013C [Me:Perfect] [Salem:V.Good] [Jarbas:Good] Exits:ED> bash bernanke

Jarbas panics, and attempts to flee.
Jarbas flies east.

134V 23.23% 1013C Exits:ED>
Jarbas flies in from the east.

134V 23.23% 1013C Exits:ED>
Jarbas flies down.

134V 23.23% 1013C Exits:ED>
Angelus massacres Bernanke with his crush.
Bernanke misses Angelus with his hit.

134V 23.23% 1013C Exits:ED>
Salem bludgeons Bernanke very hard.

134V 23.23% 1013C Exits:ED>
You stand up.

134V 23.23% 1013C Exits:ED>
You crash into Bernanke in a bone crunching bash, sending
him sprawling to the ground.

134V 23.23% 1013C [Me:Perfect] [Angelus:Perfect] [Bernanke:Fair] Exits:ED>
Absalom stands up.
Angelus crashes into Bernanke in a thundering collision, knocking him to the
ground!

134V 23.23% 1013C [Me:Perfect] [Angelus:Perfect] [Bernanke:Fair] Exits:ED>
Absalom massacres Bernanke with his crush.

134V 23.23% 1013C [Me:Perfect] [Angelus:Perfect] [Bernanke:Bad] Exits:ED>
Absalom massacres Bernanke with his crush.
You massacre Bernanke with your cleave.
Salem bludgeons Bernanke very hard.
Bernanke falls back as Angelus crushes him on the head.
Angelus annihilates Bernanke with his crush.
Bernanke misses Angelus with his hit.

134V 23.23% 1013C [Me:Perfect] [Angelus:Perfect] [Bernanke:Awful] Exits:ED>
Salem focuses harshly on Bernanke and utters some strange words.
Bernanke collapses and dies as Salem grabs him.
You receive 0 experience.
Bernanke is dead! R.I.P.

134V 23.23% 1013C [Me:Perfect] [Bernanke:Dying] Exits:ED>
The death cry of Bernanke echoes from somewhere nearby...
Jarbas stops following Bernanke.

134V 23.23% 1013C Exits:ED>
Absalom gets a large pile of coins from the corpse of Bernanke.

134V 23.23% 1013C Exits:ED>
Absalom gets a milky potion of see invisible from the corpse of Bernanke.
Absalom gets a bright ball of light from the corpse of Bernanke.
Absalom gets a bright ball of light from the corpse of Bernanke.
Absalom gets a bright ball of light from the corpse of Bernanke.
Absalom gets a blackened chest from the corpse of Bernanke.
Absalom gets a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Bernanke.
Absalom gets a piece of sweet bread from the corpse of Bernanke.
Absalom gets a carved ivory ring from the corpse of Bernanke.
Absalom gets an emerald ring from the corpse of Bernanke.
Absalom gets a leather cap from the corpse of Bernanke.
Absalom gets a pair of leather boots from the corpse of Bernanke.
Absalom gets a pair of charred platemail sleeves from the corpse of Bernanke.
Absalom gets a red dragonarmy shield from the corpse of Bernanke.
Absalom gets a ceremonial scabbard from the corpse of Bernanke.
Absalom gets a red steel bracer from the corpse of Bernanke.
Absalom gets a red steel bracer from the corpse of Bernanke.
Absalom gets a kelp vine from the corpse of Bernanke.
Absalom gets a small down feather from the corpse of Bernanke.

34 comments

  1. mavlad · 9 Jun 2008
    big battles every day!
  2. meetalisher · 9 Jun 2008
    my nigs, im so proud *tears up*
  3. runulv · 10 Jun 2008
    nice bashing
  4. Daniil · 10 Jun 2008
    Head of Federal Reserve System is DEAD :)
  5. Heo · 10 Jun 2008
    Do these guys ever manage to actually kill anyone? Or is their purpose purely to irritate the mob populace with these ineptness?
  6. daniel_1 · 10 Jun 2008
    heo quite obviously they're scoring kills

    how else could they pop such elite, elite equipments.
  7. mavlad · 10 Jun 2008
    Salem barely lived!
  8. meetalisher · 11 Jun 2008
    shut the fuck up
  9. pablo · 11 Jun 2008
    I was bored so was reading some old posts.. specifically the one where bsp/outlaw wipe out wild clan at que kul once and for all. I'll point out some comments for your entertainment:

    Author Message
    al Great fight; awesome use of scribe. Stun gets to show its real power.
    For the future, in regard to Outlaw/BSP clan(s):
    If you want to keep the mud competitive, cut your numbers - either split off your alliances or get rid of your JV program. You'll see a lot more people playing the mud.
    -------

    I don't see a lot more people playing the mud.

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    Author Message
    suf how about if you want to keep mud competitive don't quit
    Posted: 2004-11-30 10:58:45

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    And that's probably the reason.

    -------

    The wilds that stayed which was a handful of them joined outlaws in the struggle of killing the "maelstrom" that has become of "bsp". Hell I even miss Rurh's 3213213 flaming posts, it kept people interested in mud just to get a chance to kill him! (which wasn't hard, but it just never got old).
  10. runulv · 11 Jun 2008
    random pointless post #34?
  11. pablo · 11 Jun 2008
    Which part didn't you like, the rurh part or the fact that you clanned old enemies struggling to survive?
  12. runulv · 11 Jun 2008
    The post doesn't really have any point and is based on comments that are way old and clearly doesn't have any relevance these days.
    I could find some random old comments and paste here too and start drawing conclusions too, but that's just stupid...
  13. Heo · 11 Jun 2008
    I couldn't disagree more. I think the mud is really healthy right now relative to how it was when there were two 10-man BSP groups running around at the same time killing anyone who had something marginally valuable.

    Now there are a bunch of clans, wars among smaller clans, and a lot more dynamics. If BSP had stayed large and super dominant, killing any clans they felt like, people would not have started playing again, and many more would have quit.

    Text based games don't have a ton of appeal, I don't think you can necessarily say that splitting Mael and Outlaw didn't help the mud because there aren't 200 ppl on daily.
  14. Monty · 11 Jun 2008
    3 buff clans. But will never be a 3way fight on mud. Kinda sad. Would be very interesting.
  15. Monty · 11 Jun 2008
    Just a little talk in IRC. Heh......

    <@blblblb> [17:46] <Blblblb> my dog rip
    <@blblblb> [17:46] <Blblblb> :(
    <@blblblb> [17:46] <Martino> it wasnt me
    <@blblblb> [17:46] <Martino> how rip
    <@blblblb> [17:46] <Blblblb> old age and sadness
    <@blblblb> [17:46] <Blblblb> +170 dollars
    <@blblblb> [17:46] <Martino> better that than finns!
    <@mavlad\home> someone killed your dog for 170 dollars?
    <@mavlad\home> i don't understand +170 dollars part
    <@blblblb> its how much i paid to put it to sleep
    <|Monty|> he took his dog to vet
    <@blblblb> your months rent
    <|Monty|> and vet kills dog nicely for 170 dollars
    <@blblblb> to kill my dog!
    <@mavlad\home> you killed your dog?!
    <@mavlad\home> why
    <@blblblb> it couldn't walk anymore
    <@blblblb> was sad for me
    <@mavlad\home> holy shit 4000 roubles to kill a dog
    <@mavlad\home> i woulda do it by myself
    <@blblblb> how?
    <@blblblb> i live in the city too
    <@mavlad\home> drop from window
    <@blblblb> i can't just go out back and dig a hole
    <@mavlad\home> drop it under some car
    <@blblblb> is that what you'd do with your cat?
    <@mavlad\home> its damn expensive
    <@mavlad\home> i dont kill my cat!
    <@blblblb> its not that expensive
    <@mavlad\home> it is
    <@mavlad\home> i have to work a week for those coins!
  16. feroz · 11 Jun 2008
    HAHA OMG, THAT SERIOUSLY MADE ME CRY IN LAUGHTER.... not even kidding......
  17. Daniil · 11 Jun 2008
    Haha. Funny IRC :)
    and it seems Mavlad is playing MUD too much and gets small payment...
  18. al · 11 Jun 2008
    2 Part post:

    that's an old post indeed. i have not been around, and there are multiple reasons for the absence. first off, having a job really cuts down on the ability to play. factor in a 'war' and the play time becomes non-existent - i'm not going to sit and roll characters or play an unknown unless boredom gets the better of me. secondly i don't see my friends online, so why even bother. the entire reason to play this game is to have fun; once you've played the game at the highest level for years on end the novelty wears off.

    secondly, the mud politics annoy me. people complain of this and that - alliances, unknowns, trash talk - it's hard to find one person thinks rationally! to speak to someone in real life with the same social disregard that exists in arctic could land you in a lot of trouble, and all for no reason. by someone talking trash it doesn't make me think, 'man, i'm going to crush that fool on the battle field'. conversely i think, wow, i must be getting old - so many people arguing in fantasy land about something that doesn't matter! i don't want to participate in those activities anymore.
  19. al · 11 Jun 2008
    continued:

    when it comes down to it, there are no winners in arctic. you may think you dominate - you have the spells, gear, experience and everything else that establishes you as a good player - but you have no one to play with. i don't blame anyone in particular, maybe myself for outgrowing the desire to play endless hours of mud. it's just how games go - and this game is a lot different from when i started playing. 100 + people with limited knowledge and a hunger to learn is totally different from 40 players with on average a great deal of knowledge. add on to that the inability for groups to propose solutions to mud issues in a mature matter (peace treaties, arranged fights - basically open dialog in a controlled environment) and you have a few reasons why people are not active.

    even if things would change i doubt i would be able to play with the same ferocity that
    i employed in the past. This doesn’t disqualify me from playing, but when it comes down
    to it, i don’t get the same pleasures from playing that i did in the past. I feel that a lot of the people that have played this game for a long time can relate.

  20. Monty · 11 Jun 2008
    Wouldnt a simple "I dont feel like playing." have sufficed?
  21. reafe · 11 Jun 2008
    perhaps for the simpleminded. j/k.



    not..
  22. mavlad · 12 Jun 2008
    al's whinings! just say you think that you can't beat us and give up.
  23. ddog · 12 Jun 2008
    hahaha.
  24. Daniil · 12 Jun 2008
    Mavlad: Drop you cat from window already and have fun! :)))))))
  25. al · 12 Jun 2008
    i will torture you with your own "propaganda", mavlad. my inactivity causes you more pain than russia losing in euro 2008!
  26. Heo · 12 Jun 2008
    Stop being so mean to mavlad - we don't want him quitting arctic and coming to the US to embrace his lucrative under-the-table pet executioner dream.
  27. Fupa · 12 Jun 2008
    haha, That Monty post about dropping the dog from the window is why I love Mavlad, despite him being an arrogant prick.
  28. Fupa · 12 Jun 2008
    oh yeah, and about arctic's numbers, it's a Text-Based game competing against a multi-billion dollar gaming industry that advertises everywhere. Arctic is a thing of the past, it will never have the numbers it used to, and most likely will not exist in another 5 yrs. Deal with it.

    Can someone hook me up with a copy for my PC, i want to make my 10000 HP mage again.
  29. Kalis · 12 Jun 2008
    Monty, that post was hilarious and kind of profoundly sad at the same time.

    Mavlad, your response to Al's double-wide post was apropo on so many levels, probably unintentionally so.

    And Al, your post makes a lot of sense, and I also find myself wondering at times whether the sometimes ridiculous extremes of clan politics actually hurts the game or enhances it. Probably a lot of both. But ultimately, part of the reason we mud is to escape to a world where we can completely ignore real world social convention without any discernable consequences to ourselves. In other words, Arctic is a role playing game, and sometimes I just wanna role play a douchebag.
  30. daniel_1 · 12 Jun 2008
    god so much crap talk

    the mud is going out, thats the truth. act accordingly.
  31. hammiemon · 12 Jun 2008
    I roleplayed an elf who thinks he's a hamster. And an elf who thinks he's a buddhist panda.
  32. marq · 12 Jun 2008
    Ooh, he said "DOMINATE!"

    That is all
  33. yair · 13 Jun 2008
    We need to add internal subtle commercials to arctic so we can afford external advertising and pay coders/creators. Something on the lines of "You feel you can't possibly drink anymore, unless it was Coca Cola (tm)." or "A pair of Nike leather boots.". Vuddy will code?
  34. Kalis · 13 Jun 2008
    sneakers expensive nike
    Weight : 30 Value: 15999
    Affects: Spell Slots +2 at Level 6
    Effects: Minor_Limit_Damage

    Just do it!
    You cannot discern anything else.