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The Inn of the Last Home
    The Inn of the Last Home is a cozy tavern. The smells of rich food and
the sounds of merry music overflow your senses. A huge fireplace dominates
one wall and a warm glow emanates from its flames. Small tables fill the
room. A stairway leads up, further into the tree, while another stairway
leads down to the forest below.
Shaquula is standing here.
<CORE> Angoria Gore, Smeared Beast is standing here.
. . . has a tough exterior.
<CORE> Amarnath the Annihilator of Antecedence is standing here. (flying)
<CORE> Peak Bagger, Cores Mountain Exploration Leader is standing here. (flying) (invisible)
. . . has a metallic luster.
A small child plays with some colorful objects.
A small child plays with some colorful objects.
Otik watches you calmly, while he skillfully mixes a drink.

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197H 107V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:3 Exits:SWUD> The Inn of the Last Home
    The Inn of the Last Home is a cozy place. The smells of rich food and
the sounds of merry music overflow your senses. This corner is darker than
the rest of the tavern, making it a perfect place for romantics to dine.
The darkness also adds a little intrigue to those who are sitting here
because they couldn't find an empty table elsewhere.
A wizened old man sits at a corner table sipping at a cup of tea.

197H 106V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:3 Exits:NW> In Front of the Fireplace
    The Inn of the Last Home is a cozy tavern, but here is where that
coziness is most felt. A bright blaze burns in the huge fireplace that
fills the wall to the south. The extra heat doesn't seem to bother the
people gathered around the largest table in the inn. They continue chatting
among themselves as the waitress delivers them a fresh bowl of spicy
potatoes and a new round of frosty bottles.
A small handaxe made of stone is lying here.
(flying) Gostoso the Male Goblin is sitting at a table, sipping on a cup of tea.
A citizen of Solace moves quickly about.
A citizen of Solace moves quickly about.
An almost bald, red faced gentleman sits at the end of the table, talking quite loud.
A plain yet refined looking lady is listening to the mayor's loud mouth.
An elderly man keeps flicking his potatoes at the fire.
You utter the words, 'cure critical'
Large open gashes on your body stop bleeding and heal.

284H 105V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:4 Exits:NE>
Peak flies in from the north.
Amarnath flies in from the north.
Angoria arrives from the north.
Shaquula flies in from the north.

284H 105V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:4 Exits:NE>
As the waitress heads to the kitchen, Lady Ilys says 'She is such a sweet young girl.'

284H 105V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:4 Exits:NE>
Peak flies east.
Amarnath flies east.
Angoria leaves east.
Shaquula flies east.

284H 105V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:4 Exits:NE>
Peak flies in from the east.
Amarnath flies in from the east.
Angoria arrives from the east.
Shaquula flies in from the east.

284H 105V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:4 Exits:NE> l epak
l peak
You do not see that here.

284H 105V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:4 Exits:NE> You see nothing special about him.
<CORE> Peak the adult male theiwar dwarf is in an excellent condition (invisible).
Neophyte of Coalition on Risky Endeavors.

Peak is using:
<worn on finger>           a carved ivory ring..it glows blue
<worn on body>             a dirty tan vest..it glows blue
<worn on head>             a tainted silver diadem..it glows blue
<worn about body>          an ivory-colored leather backpack (invisible)..it glows blue..it glows dimly
<worn about waist>         a vine belt

284H 105V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:4 Exits:NE> A waitress brings a fresh bowl of spicy potatoes and sets it on the table.

284H 105V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:4 Exits:NE> c 'para' peak
You utter the words, 'paralysis'
Peak is paralyzed!

284H 105V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:4 Exits:NE> st
You are already standing.

284H 105V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:4 Exits:NE> e
n
You are thirsty.
The Inn of the Last Home
    The Inn of the Last Home is a cozy place. The smells of rich food and
the sounds of merry music overflow your senses. This corner is darker than
the rest of the tavern, making it a perfect place for romantics to dine.
The darkness also adds a little intrigue to those who are sitting here
because they couldn't find an empty table elsewhere.
A wizened old man sits at a corner table sipping at a cup of tea.

297H 115V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:9 Exits:NW> The wonderful smell of spiced potatoes makes your stomach rumble.
The Inn of the Last Home
    The Inn of the Last Home is a cozy tavern. The smells of rich food and
the sounds of merry music overflow your senses. A huge fireplace dominates
one wall and a warm glow emanates from its flames. Small tables fill the
room. A stairway leads up, further into the tree, while another stairway
leads down to the forest below.
A small child plays with some colorful objects.
A small child plays with some colorful objects.
Otik watches you calmly, while he skillfully mixes a drink.

297H 114V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:9 Exits:SWUD> d
A Small Side Street
    You stand before the largest vallenwood you have ever seen. It towers
up above the rest of the huge vallenwoods and appears to touch the clouds
above. When you look up into the vallenwood, you see an extravagantly
decorated tavern that has been built in and among the limbs of the tree.
The clearing stretches on towards the north and you see Northern Avenue to
the east. A spiral stairway winds down from the tavern above, reaching the
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ground a short distance away. A small sign is posted next to the stairway.
A long torch functions as a street lamp here...it glows dimly

297H 113V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:9 Exits:NEU> Northern Avenue
    You are on Northern Avenue. The road twists and turns here, cutting
through the dense vallenwood forest. High overhead, the limbs mesh to form
a thick green canopy. The avenue continues north, while you see and hear
Solace Square to the south. A small clearing opens to the west. Looking
east, you see a large vallenwood that has a building nestled among its
strong limbs. A small stairway spirals down around the trunk, ending at the
edge of the road. A small sign is posted next to the stairway.
A long torch functions as a street lamp here...it glows dimly

297H 112V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:9 Exits:NSWU> s
Solace Square
    Solace Square is a large clearing that is surrounded on all sides by
huge vallenwood trees. These trees stretch far above the ground and their
limbs provide cover and shelter to the inhabitants of Solace. The clearing
here rises slightly towards the center of the square, providing a high spot
in the center. Small roads have been cut into the dense forest to the
north, south, east, and west. On one edge of the square, there is a huge
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vallenwood which is home to what appears to be a guild hall of some sorts.
A small spiral stairway leads up around the trunk of the tree and into the
thick limbs which house the guild hall.
A long torch functions as a street lamp here...it glows dimly
A large fountain sits in the middle of the road, taking up space.
Sir Kantar uth MacKan walks slowly by, apparently noticing everything.
An old beggar hobbles along here looking for handouts.

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Eastern Avenue
    The road is cut from among the huge vallenwoods which protect and house
the inhabitants of Solace. The limbs overhead entwine with one another to
provide a canopy of green foliage which filters out the heat of the sun,
while allowing dim light to shine through. One particularly large
vallenwood stands at the edge of the road. Looking up into it, you notice a
rather large temple is nestled among the limbs. A small stairway spiralsdown around the trunk and ends at the road, providing an entry to the
temple. The road itself leads east deeper into the forest and west towards
Solace Square.
A long torch functions as a street lamp here...it glows dimly

297H 110V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:9 Exits:EWU> Eastern Avenue
    Eastern Avenue runs a twisty path beneath the huge vallenwoods. Rich
forest plants line both sides of the small road. Birds chirp and small
squirrels and other forest animals abound everywhere. The dirt road leads
from the east to west here.
A long torch functions as a street lamp here...it glows dimly
A beggar is here, begging you for a loaf of bread for supper.

297H 109V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:9 Exits:NEW> e
Intersection of Eastern Avenue and Perimeter Street
    Two forest roads intersect here beneath the canopy of vallenwood limbs.
Both twist and turn through the thick forest that Solace has thrived in.
Eastern Avenue runs from the east and west. Another small road cuts off to
the north.
A long torch functions as a street lamp here...it glows dimly
A citizen of Solace moves quickly about.

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The East Gate
    A large wooden gate blocks the road here. This gate protects the town
of Solace from invaders who would invade and plunder the peaceful town.
This gate and guard post seems to be an effort to prevent this occurrence.
Those leaving Solace venture east through the gate and into the wild forest
beyond. Eastern Avenue also leads west, into Solace, from here.
A long torch functions as a street lamp here...it glows dimly
A Solace peacekeeper is here making his rounds.
A stray dog slowly moves about the area, sniffing the nearby trees.
A Solace peacekeeper stands here, vigilantly guarding the town gates.
A Solace peacekeeper stands here, vigilantly guarding the town gates.

297H 107V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:9 Exits:EW> e
It is pitch black.
A janitor is walking around, cleaning up.
The regal Solace constable is here, protecting the innocent from harm.
297H 105V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:9 Exits:EW> e
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It is pitch black.

297H 103V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:9 Exits:NESW> It is pitch black.

297H 101V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:9 Exits:NESW> n
It is pitch black.

297H 99V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:9 Exits:NESW> n
It is pitch black.
A deer is here looking at you warily.

297H 97V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:9 Exits:NES> n
It is pitch black.

297H 95V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:9 Exits:NES> n
It is pitch black.

297H 93V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:9 Exits:NS> n
It is pitch black.

297H 91V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:9 Exits:NS> c 'sum' peak
You utter the words, 'summon'
Peak arrives suddenly.

297H 91V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:12 Exits:NS>
Gostoso flies in from the south.

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Gostoso places something in Peak's back, resulting in some strange noises and some blood.

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Gostoso drives his something to an opening in Peak's armor.
Gostoso massacres Peak with his pierce.
Gostoso pierces Peak extremely hard.

297H 91V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:12 Exits:NS> c 'f s' peak
You utter the words, 'fire storm'
Peak is crushed by a wall of fire.
297H 91V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:15 Exits:NS>
Gostoso flies in from the north.

297H 91V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:15 Exits:NS>
A twisted look of pain appears on Peak's face as he suddenly discovers Gostoso's something in his back.
You receive 0 experience.
[ACTION: get coins corpse]
get coins corpse
Peak is dead! R.I.P.

297H 91V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:15 Exits:NS>
The death cry of Peak echoes from somewhere nearby...
Amarnath stops following Peak.
Angoria stops following Peak.

297H 91V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:15 Exits:NS> c 's f'
The corpse doesn't seem to have what you are looking for.

297H 91V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:15 Exits:NS> You utter the words, 'summon faerie'
A small faerie materializes from the world around you.
A tiny faerie starts following you.

297H 91V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:17 Exits:NS>
Gostoso gets a very large pile of coins from the corpse of Peak.

297H 91V 18740099X 30.36% 646C Mem:17 Exits:NS>
A tiny faerie spreads its wings and begins to fly.

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Gostoso gets a vine belt from the corpse of Peak.
Gostoso gets an ivory-colored leather backpack from the corpse of Peak.
Gostoso is zapped by a tainted silver diadem and instantly drops it.
Gostoso gets a dirty tan vest from the corpse of Peak.
Gostoso gets a carved ivory ring from the corpse of Peak.
Gostoso gets a milky potion of see invisible from the corpse of Peak.
Gostoso gets a milky potion of see invisible from the corpse of Peak.
Gostoso gets a putrid potion from the corpse of Peak.
Gostoso gets a putrid potion from the corpse of Peak.
Gostoso gets a putrid potion from the corpse of Peak.
Gostoso gets a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Peak.
Gostoso gets a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Peak.
Gostoso gets a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Peak.Gostoso gets a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Peak.
Gostoso gets a small bag of white stones from the corpse of Peak.
Gostoso gets a small bag of white stones from the corpse of Peak.
Gostoso gets a small bag of white stones from the corpse of Peak.
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Comments after:

Amarnath tells you 'i swear i didn't see that coming hahah'
Amarnath tells you 'i legit laughed out loud and said "oh shit"'
You tell Amarnath 'haha many will too when they see it on sufs haha'
Amarnath tells you 'hahaha awesome!'
Amarnath tells you 'you can even post these compliments'
You tell Amarnath 'haha will do'
Amarnath tells you 'you slimy, slimy bastard hahaha...i'm still laughing dude'
Amarnath tells you 'shit you earned that one, you two are some funny motherfuckers'
Amarnath shouts 'this next guinness is for taylor & gustoso'
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