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YUPK?

afk kills are the win

20 Mar 2009 · Submitted by Baelron · POV: Trick · 604 views · ★ Score +2.1 · 9 votes
    The floor of this cramped hole is covered with unmentionable filth
whose retching odor mercilessly assaults your nostrils, leaving you
nauseated. A few beams of light, reaching down from a rusty grate on the
ceiling, barely illuminate the bleached, chipped shell of a sea turtle
tucked against a corner. Some dead moths, a half-eaten rat and a broken
o statue kill rang
bottle of Branian beer have been carefully placed on the shell - offerings
by some miserable souls to an unknown deity.
A gargoyle is standing here.
The huge umber hulk lumbers towards you.
. . . has a tough exterior.
<BST> Yorbles the Lamp, Smooth and Supple is standing here. (flying) (invisible)
. . . is followed by a hovering ball of light.
<Apoc> Rang the Male Kagonesti is resting here.
. . . has a tough exterior.
A gully dwarf is standing here with a happy grin on his face.

295H 123V 2688964X 359C Exits:W>
Yorbles gives the umber hulk an order.
the umber hulk====================MISSED BASH====================on Rang

295H 123V 2688964X 359C Exits:W> o statue kill rang
A gargoyle gives Rang a solid punch in the face.

295H 123V 2688964X 359C Exits:W> o statue kill rang
A gargoyle is busy doing something, try again in a moment.

295H 123V 2688964X 359C Exits:W>
Yorbles gives the umber hulk an order.

295H 123V 2688964X 359C Exits:W> A gargoyle is busy doing something, try again in a moment.

295H 123V 2688964X 359C Exits:W>
Yorbles focuses harshly on Rang and utters the words, 'force bolt'.
Yorbles slowly fades into existence.
The sound of bones cracking echoes as Yorbles's force bolt slams into Rang.

295H 123V 2688964X 359C Exits:W>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>The umber hulk STANDS UP<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
A gargoyle misses Rang with its claw.
The umber hulk misses Rang with its hit.
The umber hulk misses Rang with its pierce.
The umber hulk misses Rang with its hit.
Rang misses the umber hulk with his hit.

295H 123V 2688964X 359C Exits:W> c 'h p' rang
You utter the words, 'hold person'

295H 123V 2688964X 359C Mem:2 Exits:W> c 'h p' rang

A gargoyle delivers a quick snap kick to Rang. Rang staggers and tries to recover.

295H 123V 2688964X 359C Mem:2 Exits:W>
Yorbles focuses harshly on Rang and utters the words, 'force bolt'.
The sound of bones cracking echoes as Yorbles's force bolt slams into Rang.

295H 123V 2688964X 359C Mem:2 Exits:W>
A gargoyle massacres Rang with its claw.
The umber hulk massacres Rang with its hit.
The umber hulk pierces Rang very hard.
The umber hulk misses Rang with its hit.
Rang misses the umber hulk with his hit.

295H 123V 2688964X 359C Mem:2 Exits:W> You utter the words, 'hold person'

295H 123V 2688964X 359C Mem:2 Exits:W>
The umber hulk tries to sweep Rang's legs, but misses badly.

295H 123V 2688964X 359C Mem:2 Exits:W>
Yorbles gives the umber hulk an order.

295H 123V 2688964X 359C Mem:2 Exits:W>
Yorbles focuses harshly on Rang and utters the words, 'force bolt'.
The sound of bones cracking echoes as Yorbles's force bolt slams into Rang.

295H 123V 2688964X 359C Mem:2 Exits:W> c 'f b' rang

A gargoyle massacres Rang with its claw.
take coins corpse
Rang is dead! R.I.P.
The death cry of Rang echoes from somewhere nearby...
The spirit of a Crimson Guard soldier stops following Rang.

295H 123V 2688964X 359C Mem:2 Exits:W> Who should the spell be cast upon?

295H 123V 2688964X 359C Mem:2 Exits:W> You get a very large pile of coins from the corpse of Rang.
split 1155
There were 1155 coins.

295H 123V 2688964X 1514C Mem:2 Exits:W> You can't split 1155 evenly among the people in the room; splitting 1154 instead.
You divide 1154 coins equally among the group members present.

295H 123V 2688964X 937C Mem:2 Exits:W> exa corpse
It's a pretty ghastly sight! Searching through the remains, you find:
corpse (here) :
an animal skull bracelet
a vine belt
a stained brown robe
a pair of plain leather sleeves
a pair of cord sandals
a pair of plain leather pants
a headband adorned with eagle's feathers
a furry white cloak
a crystal shard necklace..it glows dimly
a bronze sun medallion
a gaudy silver ring
a crude wooden staff..it radiates cold
a loaf of bread [9]
an aquamarine potion
an entire loaf of bread
a clear potion of invisibility
a crude wooden staff
a glowing scroll of recall..it glows dimly [2]
a large waterskin [3]
a small wooden chest

295H 123V 2688964X 937C Mem:2 Exits:W>
Yorbles gets an animal skull bracelet from the corpse of Rang.
Yorbles gets a vine belt from the corpse of Rang.
Yorbles gets a stained brown robe from the corpse of Rang.
Yorbles gets a pair of plain leather sleeves from the corpse of Rang.
Yorbles gets a pair of cord sandals from the corpse of Rang.
Yorbles gets a pair of plain leather pants from the corpse of Rang.
Yorbles gets a headband adorned with eagle's feathers from the corpse of Rang.
Yorbles gets a furry white cloak from the corpse of Rang.
Yorbles gets a crystal shard necklace from the corpse of Rang.
Yorbles gets a bronze sun medallion from the corpse of Rang.
Yorbles gets a gaudy silver ring from the corpse of Rang.
Yorbles gets a crude wooden staff from the corpse of Rang.
Yorbles gets a loaf of bread from the corpse of Rang.
Yorbles gets a loaf of bread from the corpse of Rang.
Yorbles gets a loaf of bread from the corpse of Rang.

295H 123V 2688964X 937C Mem:2 Exits:W> take all corpse
You get a loaf of bread from the corpse of Rang.
You get a loaf of bread from the corpse of Rang.
You get a loaf of bread from the corpse of Rang.
You get a loaf of bread from the corpse of Rang.
You get a loaf of bread from the corpse of Rang.
You get a loaf of bread from the corpse of Rang.
You get an aquamarine potion from the corpse of Rang.
You get an entire loaf of bread from the corpse of Rang.
You get a clear potion of invisibility from the corpse of Rang.
You get a crude wooden staff from the corpse of Rang.
You get a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Rang.
You get a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Rang.
You get a large waterskin from the corpse of Rang.
You get a large waterskin from the corpse of Rang.
You get a large waterskin from the corpse of Rang.
You get a small wooden chest from the corpse of Rang.

15 comments

  1. Skol · 20 Mar 2009
    Rang is a new recruit! Any post of him dying is kind of pointless as he is not really interested in the war atm. But who am I...I know, I know, dont wander in wartime etc ...he just loves to play...should just leave the posts of Rang dying solo off the page ....BORING!
  2. drdactyl · 20 Mar 2009
    Still waiting for the 8x Brandon death log to be posted.
  3. Rich_E · 20 Mar 2009
    OMG did Jon and Elliot just team up in pkill?
  4. brandont · 20 Mar 2009
    wtf are you talkin about, i didnt die
  5. brandont · 20 Mar 2009
    loooks like yorbles didnt need trick at all in this one
  6. drdactyl · 20 Mar 2009
    If by 'I didn't die' you mean 'Yes. Each of my characters were stripped. In fact, most saw the menu twice. Some re-entered attempting greedy attempts to loot. One of my characters may have died, but as long as I fight close enough to my own inn then I can fight forever.' then yes, I will agree that you did not die yesterday.
  7. Rich_E · 20 Mar 2009
    But I think what you mean to say was
    YUPK?
  8. Baelron · 20 Mar 2009
    lol brandon
  9. EvilJay1 · 20 Mar 2009
    lulz
  10. rivengard · 20 Mar 2009
    What Eviljay meant to say was: B, yer such a douchenozzle.
  11. RaVaN · 20 Mar 2009
    Is funny each time I got whacked except this time...in which it was just stupid since I was AFK at the time...and was feebleminded from some dragon mob regardless...basicly I look at this as picking on a retarded kid...sure it's funny...but just plain wrong...anyhow having to look over your shoulder is what makes this game AWESOME!!! With no risk there is no fun. Anyhow WOOHOO first death posted on Sufs!!! The other times I got jacked by CORE were way better
  12. Sonni · 20 Mar 2009
    Wow....he enjoyed be pk'd....that's a first.
  13. RaVaN · 20 Mar 2009
    Not so much enjoyed as find it amusing...I just really love this game
  14. Sonni · 20 Mar 2009
    Good attitude....how the hell did you end up with those stinky Apocs.
  15. Baelron · 20 Mar 2009
    you were killed because you choose to follow brandon around plain and simple.