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Hanori R.I.P.

Hanori was taking a lovely stroll through the peaceful city of Kalaman. Suddenly he becomes violent, and we decide we must defend our peace loving ways!

Undated · Submitted by Lucia · POV: Mixolydian · 124 views · ★ Score +0.8 · 6 votes
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There is lightning in the sky.

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Gopnik arrives from the south.
Xopa flies in from the south.

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Hanori slowly fades into existence.
Hanori comes out of hiding.
Hanori gives his javelin a quick thrust and twist, as he strikes Gopnik in the back with it.

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Hanori massacres Gopnik with his pierce.
Hanori pierces Gopnik extremely hard.
Gopnik misses Hanori with his hit.

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Halibel arrives from the south.

443H 96V 17103881X 2119C Exits:NESW> bash hanori
#   $pk is now set to {hanori} [local]
You crash into Hanori in a bone crunching bash, sending him sprawling to the ground.

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Hicks leaves west.
Xopa flies west.

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Halibel now follows Kowe.

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Gopnik panics, and attempts to flee.
Gopnik leaves east.

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Gopnik arrives from the east.

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Hanori massacres YOU with his pierce.
Hanori massacres YOU with his pierce.
You whip Hanori extremely hard.

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Gopnik takes aim at Hanori.

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Gopnik massacres Hanori with a plunk.
Kowe stands up.

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Hanori steps aside as Kowe attempts a bash, stumbles, and falls flat on his face.

394H 96V 17103881X 2119C [Mixolydian:Fair] [Hanori:Fair] Exits:NESW> bash hanori
#   $pk is now set to {hanori} [local]

Halibel slowly fades into existence.
Halibel comes out of hiding.
Halibel massacres Hanori with her slash.

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Gopnik massacres Hanori with a plunk.

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Gopnik annihilates Hanori with a plunk.
Gopnik comes out of hiding.
Gopnik massacres Halibel with a plunk.
Gopnik comes out of hiding.
Gopnik massacres Hanori with a plunk.
Gopnik plunks YOU extremely hard.
Gopnik comes out of hiding.
Gopnik plunks Kowe extremely hard.
Gopnik comes out of hiding.
Halibel misses Hanori with her slash.
Halibel stabs Hanori extremely hard.
Kowe massacres Hanori with his bludgeon.
Kowe massacres Hanori with his bludgeon.
Hanori massacres YOU with his pierce.
Hanori pierces YOU extremely hard.
You massacre Hanori with your whip.
The lightning has stopped.
You are thirsty.

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You try to bash Hanori, but you miss and tumble forward onto your face.

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Xopa flies in from the west.

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Xopa flies south.

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Gopnik massacres Hanori with a plunk.
Gopnik comes out of hiding.
Gopnik massacres Halibel with a plunk.
Gopnik massacres Hanori with a plunk.
Gopnik massacres YOU with a plunk.
Gopnik massacres Kowe with a plunk.

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Xopa flies in from the south.

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Halibel attacks Hanori with lightning fast series of attacks that leaves him defenseless.

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Gopnik annihilates Hanori with a plunk.
Gopnik comes out of hiding.
Gopnik massacres Halibel with a plunk.
Gopnik massacres Hanori with a plunk.
You receive 0 experience.
watch Gawyn
exa corpse
get pile corpse
Hanori is dead! R.I.P.
Gopnik plunks YOU extremely hard.
Gopnik plunks Kowe extremely hard.
The death cry of Hanori echoes from somewhere nearby...
Hanori sinks gently to the ground.

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Xopa gets a very large pile of coins from the corpse of Hanori.

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Gopnik gets a frozen short sword from the corpse of Hanori.
Gopnik gets a slender jet black javelin from the corpse of Hanori.
Gopnik gets a braided leather band from the corpse of Hanori.
Gopnik gets a braided leather band from the corpse of Hanori.
Gopnik is zapped by a black scabbard belt and instantly drops it.
Gopnik gets a cloak of fog and shadows from the corpse of Hanori.
Gopnik gets a black quiver from the corpse of Hanori.
Gopnik gets the ancient sleeves of stealth from the corpse of Hanori.
Gopnik gets a set of face rippers from the corpse of Hanori.
Gopnik gets a pair of archaic boots from the corpse of Hanori.
Gopnik is zapped by a pair of gnome-skin pants and instantly drops it.
Gopnik gets a black mask from the corpse of Hanori.
Gopnik gets a blood splattered inquisitor's robe from the corpse of Hanori.
Gopnik gets an ancient medallion from the corpse of Hanori.
Gopnik is zapped by a black cloak of the Lily and instantly drops it.
Gopnik gets a silver barbed ring from the corpse of Hanori.
Gopnik gets a black pearl inlaid ring from the corpse of Hanori.
Gopnik gets a thick aqua charm from the corpse of Hanori.
Gopnik gets a plate of bacon and eggs from the corpse of Hanori.
Gopnik gets a black metal key from the corpse of Hanori.
Gopnik gets a plate of bacon and eggs from the corpse of Hanori.
Gopnik gets a plate of bacon and eggs from the corpse of Hanori.
Gopnik gets a smokey glass charm from the corpse of Hanori.
Gopnik gets a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Hanori.
Gopnik gets a small canteen from the corpse of Hanori.
Gopnik gets a small canteen from the corpse of Hanori.
Gopnik gets a small canteen from the corpse of Hanori.
Gopnik gets a small canteen from the corpse of Hanori.
Gopnik gets a backpack of holding from the corpse of Hanori.

47 comments

  1. pablo · 29 May 2009
    "the juice is just not worth the squeeze" still I guess. Why don't you fight!
  2. pablo · 29 May 2009
    btw telnet pkills suck :(
  3. mavlad · 29 May 2009
    hey you stab for 150 now
  4. Kadaj · 29 May 2009
    Yep, wrong trigger for Gopnik, oh well. Hopefully you guys fight without going to some shitty zone waiting for us to come there, let's say.....solace square? far away from both of our rent towns. I went in expecting some reinforcements, good job on the kill. Maybe I'll think harder next time. Like you said Mavlad, gear comes and goes, right?
  5. Lucia · 29 May 2009
    Was nice of you to suicide Kadaj, too bad your clan doesn't care to avenge your death. =(
  6. Chris C · 29 May 2009
    FT wouldn't happen to be "some shitty zone waiting for us to come there" would it?
  7. daniel_1 · 29 May 2009
    i fail to see why ppl like bill making lame comments. ppl like you just log on to follow various leaders, have no pk savy, and would die horribly if you left the inn on your own volition on any known character.

    he came to your home town, to attack one of your players, solo. regardless of the outcome, credit for balls.
  8. pablo · 29 May 2009
    *clap* *clap* *clap*

    Congratulations for the balls
  9. auzandy · 29 May 2009
    Gopnik annihilates Hanori with a plunk.
    Gopnik comes out of hiding.
    Gopnik massacres Halibel with a plunk.
    Gopnik comes out of hiding.
    Gopnik massacres Hanori with a plunk.
    Gopnik plunks YOU extremely hard.
    Gopnik comes out of hiding.
    Gopnik plunks Kowe extremely hard.
    Gopnik comes out of hiding.


    Whose side is he REALLY on???

    Hrmmmmmm
  10. jeppe · 29 May 2009
    Ouch!!
  11. jorake · 29 May 2009
    Laugh. How can you talk shit to bill. Hanori was dumb to wander into kalaman alone. Thats not balls. Thats stupidity. If bill were to "wander" into tarsis and try to hit one of you guys you would call him a dumb fuck and trash talk him to no end. So in taj's famous words. "meet kettle"
  12. pawn · 29 May 2009
    Bill is fucking retard! No like him in MH or RGB or MUD. =(
  13. al · 30 May 2009
    nice set
  14. jorake · 30 May 2009
    Shrug. It doesnt really matter who likes bill. Bill is loyal.
  15. drdactyl · 30 May 2009
    Nice set?? The about and one of the rings totally subpar!
  16. jrrestad · 30 May 2009
    Bill is loyal to who? Maybe you

    I could talk about what a peice of shit he is but you both already know what I would say.
  17. daniel_1 · 30 May 2009
    i admire your defense of your friend jorake

    but if im meeting this kettle, i hope its a completely different kettle of fish, coz i dont like blow fish!

    flame on!
  18. patrick · 30 May 2009
    This is what domestic disturbances in San Francisco look like
  19. daniel_1 · 30 May 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVHZwI8pcA
  20. Lucia · 30 May 2009
    Hrm seems i wasnt following anyone in this log...hence i got vollied :) i was ready to go 1v1 hanori as soon as irc dinged. So if i havent any pk skill who does? Hanori who wanders into enemy city and suicides due to shitty pk scripts? Or may outlaws are elite pkers who hide in ft?? And only barely got saved from getting jumped hard because of a lucky clair. Or maybe its those same outlaw who let their most stacked theif die and mass rented , ballsy move right there Daniel...Nailed it!
  21. Chris C · 30 May 2009
    Mavlad kills indiscriminately, if there's no enemy to kill he'll cause a massrip in zone just for fun
  22. Lucia · 30 May 2009
    I think some are confusing balls with short bus style retardation. I think some are also mistakingly equating pk skill and pk ability.
  23. Kadaj · 30 May 2009
    Lucia, you should get the facts before you start running your mouth. I don't give a fuck if I lost my set, big deal I lost internet kloot! You however have no room to talk and until you learn something more than follow gopnik, which apparently you haven't yet(see getting vollied) you should stfu and sit in the front row of that short bus you are talking about, maybe the driver will let you wear his hat.
  24. mavlad · 30 May 2009
    Kadaj calm down, it's just a game and you will find some other equip, maybe not mithas stabber but somewhat ok.
    Look what you're doing Nis to your own clan, we zone - you don't log, we offline - you log and do a zone till we log, then mass rent again... Nis if you're really scared that much to lose the shield we did let you to get this wipe, then you should remove it and fight w/o... but damn stop being so boring
  25. Kadaj · 30 May 2009
    Thanks for your inspirational words Mavlad. I have new hope for this game
  26. Lucia · 30 May 2009
    Kadaj it seems in your frustration over losing your set, *which you're trying so hard to convince us all other wise* you forgot to read what I posted instead of just randomly throwing garbage out for all of your enemy to laugh at.
  27. Kadaj · 30 May 2009
    I still have no idea what you are talkin about buffalo bill. I reall don't care I lost my set. It sucks but what can I do. You just keep running your mouth which I find hilarious! So keep going I'm sure you'll think of something clever soon.
  28. Monty · 30 May 2009
    Hey! Lay off Kadaj! He makes dreams come true! I can now MUD from my G-1 because of his support and inspiration.
  29. Kadaj · 30 May 2009
    <3 monty I'm writing this from my phone whilst watching a movie! G1 4 life
  30. Lucia · 30 May 2009
    Meh iPhone so much better...
  31. loflika · 30 May 2009
    Sorry Bill, but iPhone is trash compared to a G1. You get to run a single app at a time and I'm sure when Apple gets their head out of their ass they'll make a new iPhone DLUX phone for everyone to buy while Google hands down is faster, better multitasking and I'm sure will be easier to upgrade.
  32. Lucia · 30 May 2009
    Hrm I jailbroke my iphone...and installed an app called 'backgrounder' which allows me to apps in the background. I've used the G1, its flimsy, slow, unstable, ugly and worst of all, you have to use tmobile!
  33. Monty · 30 May 2009
    I live in Texas and no other phone company comes close to T-Mobile in reception. Texas-Mobile. Oh. And my hands are too big for touchscreen keyboard. Another reason I went with g-1.
  34. Kadaj · 30 May 2009
    Like i said


    G-1 for LIFE!
  35. purly · 30 May 2009
    There is a point in almost every log with 5+ comments when commentary extends completely off of the subject, and discussion (aka: flaming) ensues to address subjects that are completely unrelated to the log at hand.
    Fascinating. Really.
  36. loflika · 30 May 2009
    Thanks for that observation Purly. Now I ask thee one question which thou must answer honestly.

    If you were on a bus full of fags, would you get off?
  37. Jero · 30 May 2009
    Haha!
  38. purly · 31 May 2009
    In haste. I bet you would use your Old English skillz to proctor a short survey before following me...
  39. Viper · 31 May 2009
    Heh decent set... You guys trade eq like no tomorrow!... Keep fat lewtz away from me... I wont be jumped so easily.
  40. suf · 31 May 2009
    Hey Dan you playing this wipe?
  41. mavlad · 31 May 2009
    Otlw using illegal methods to force us off by shutting mud down now!
  42. pawn · 31 May 2009
    OTLW USING ILLEGAL METHODS TO FORCE US OFF BY SHUTTING MUD DOWN NOW!
  43. patrick · 31 May 2009
    poor pawn is a mess. no friends irl or internetz
  44. Syl · 1 Jun 2009
    ahaaha. LOL @ pawn!--

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  45. chuckles · 1 Jun 2009
    I like sandwiches.
  46. pawn · 2 Jun 2009
    Patrick is not a clean human being!
    Mavlad is his daddy, cleans bottom off and feeds.

    Mavlad like feed Chuckles Patrick's bottom sandwiches too!
  47. Syl · 2 Jun 2009
    pawn: ahaaha. L_O_L !!--

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