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kiff dies

stab > stoneskin and slow reflexes

28 Jul 2009 · Submitted by pojo · POV: pojo · 823 views · ★ Score -1.3 · 8 votes
479H 132V 29.70% 9976C <N(E)S> scan
Looking north:
A Seeker priest stands here trying to convert unbelievers.
A fidgeting wiry young boy stands here looking suspicious.
An old beggar hobbles along here looking for handouts.
Looking east:
A rickety hut lies here.
The door is closed.
Looking south:
A street illusionist drawing quite a crowd with his performance.
A Solace peacekeeper is here making his rounds.
A cagey elf is standing here, keeping to himself.
A long-tailed ground dove sits here on a low branch.
A Solace peacekeeper stands here, holding the peace.
Looking west:
You can make out a secret chamber to the west hidden by thick foliage.
Looking up:
The tall vallenwood tree extends all the way above you.
Looking down:
479H 132V 29.70% 9976C <N(E)S>
A wiry young boy arrives from the north.
479H 132V 29.70% 9976C <N(E)S> n
A beautiful vallenwood leaf falls to the ground.
On a Vallenwood Bough
A long torch functions as a street lamp here...it glows dimly
A Seeker priest stands here trying to convert unbelievers.
An old beggar hobbles along here looking for handouts.
479H 130V 29.70% 9976C <NESWD> scan
Looking north:
A strange looking hut with bones dangling on its doorway lies north.
<WILD> Skeelz the Male Kagonesti is standing here. (flying)
Foghorn, a bony man dressed in colorful rugs, is sitting here cross-legged.
Looking east:
Loud war chants and shields battering against each other can be heard here.
Cloudreaver looms ominously above you, sending shivers down your spine.
Looking south:
A fidgeting wiry young boy stands here looking suspicious.
A plump housewife walks past carrying a basket full of groceries.
Looking west:
Flashes of light and the smell of sulfur reveal the School of Magic.
Master Theobald wanders his school looking for troublemakers.
Looking up:
Looking down:
A small grove can be seen at the base of this tree.
<RINO> Kiff, Oxpecker Bird of the Rhinoceros Herd is resting here. (flying)
. . . is surrounded by a shimmering light.
Leehf the master of nature is here, playing with a small lighting cloud.
479H 130V 29.70% 9976C <NESWD> s
On a Vallenwood Bough
A long torch functions as a street lamp here...it glows dimly
A fidgeting wiry young boy stands here looking suspicious.
A plump housewife walks past carrying a basket full of groceries.
479H 128V 29.70% 9976C <N(E)S> scan
Looking north:
A Seeker priest stands here trying to convert unbelievers.
An old beggar hobbles along here looking for handouts.
Looking east:
A rickety hut lies here.
The door is closed.
Looking south:
A street illusionist drawing quite a crowd with his performance.
A Solace peacekeeper is here making his rounds.
A cagey elf is standing here, keeping to himself.
A long-tailed ground dove sits here on a low branch.
A Solace peacekeeper stands here, holding the peace.
Looking west:
You can make out a secret chamber to the west hidden by thick foliage.
Looking up:
The tall vallenwood tree extends all the way above you.
Looking down:
479H 128V 29.70% 9976C <N(E)S> envenom spear
You stealthily dip the spear in a toxic concoction of your own making.
479H 128V 29.70% 9976C <N(E)S> n alone
A beautiful vallenwood leaf falls to the ground.
On a Vallenwood Bough
A long torch functions as a street lamp here...it glows dimly
<RINO> Kiff, Oxpecker Bird of the Rhinoceros Herd is standing here. (flying)
. . . is surrounded by a shimmering light.
A Seeker priest stands here trying to convert unbelievers.
An old beggar hobbles along here looking for handouts.
479H 126V 29.70% 9976C <NESWD> envenom spear
You stealthily dip the spear in a toxic concoction of your own making.
479H 126V 29.70% 9976C <NESWD>
An old beggar notices you looking at him and hobbles toward you.
479H 126V 29.70% 9976C <NESWD> sneak
You begin moving quietly.
479H 126V 29.70% 9976C <NESWD>
Kiff flies south.
479H 126V 29.70% 9976C <NESWD> backstab foreman
You couldn't find what you were looking for.
479H 126V 29.70% 9976C <NESWD> s

Skeelz flies in from the north.
479H 126V 29.70% 9976C <NESWD> On a Vallenwood Bough
A long torch functions as a street lamp here...it glows dimly
<RINO> Kiff, Oxpecker Bird of the Rhinoceros Herd is standing here. (flying)
. . . has a tough exterior.
Renton, Shining Black Star of Krynn is standing here. (flying)
A fidgeting wiry young boy stands here looking suspicious.
A plump housewife walks past carrying a basket full of groceries.
479H 124V 29.70% 9976C <N(E)S>
Skeelz flies in from the north.
479H 124V 29.70% 9976C <N(E)S>
Skeelz flies south.
479H 124V 29.70% 9976C <N(E)S> #   $target is now set to {kiff} [local]
backstab kiff
Kiff twists around to see you place an ice spear in his back.
Kiff appears noticeably weaker.
479H 124V 29.70% 9976C [Me:Perfect] [Kiff:Fair] <N(E)S> fade n
s

Kiff rolls on the floor in a fit of laughter.
479H 124V 29.70% 9976C [Me:Perfect] [Kiff:Fair] <N(E)S> backstab kiff
Renton focuses harshly on Kiff and utters some strange words.
479H 124V 29.70% 9976C [Me:Perfect] [Kiff:Fair] <N(E)S>
You bruise Kiff with your pierce.
You bruise Kiff with your pierce.
479H 124V 29.70% 9976C [Me:Perfect] [Kiff:Fair] <N(E)S> A beautiful vallenwood leaf falls to the ground.
On a Vallenwood Bough
A long torch functions as a street lamp here...it glows dimly
A Seeker priest stands here trying to convert unbelievers.
An old beggar hobbles along here looking for handouts.
479H 122V 29.70% 9976C <NESWD> On a Vallenwood Bough
A long torch functions as a street lamp here...it glows dimly
<RINO> Kiff, Oxpecker Bird of the Rhinoceros Herd is standing here. (flying)
. . . is surrounded by a shimmering light.
Renton, Shining Black Star of Krynn is standing here. (flying)
A fidgeting wiry young boy stands here looking suspicious.
A plump housewife walks past carrying a basket full of groceries.
479H 120V 29.70% 9976C <N(E)S> Kiff makes a strange sound, as you place an ice spear in his back.
479H 120V 29.70% 9976C [Me:Perfect] [Kiff:Awful] <N(E)S> fade n

You bruise Kiff with your pierce.
You bruise Kiff with your pierce.
Renton focuses harshly on Kiff and utters some strange words.
479H 120V 29.70% 9976C [Me:Perfect] [Kiff:Awful] <N(E)S> s
backstab kiff
You can't seem to escape the battle.
479H 120V 29.70% 9976C [Me:Perfect] [Kiff:Awful] <N(E)S>
You bruise Kiff with your pierce.
You bruise Kiff with your pierce.
479H 120V 29.70% 9976C [Me:Perfect] [Kiff:Awful] <N(E)S>
Renton tells your group 'held'
479H 120V 29.70% 9976C [Me:Perfect] [Kiff:Awful] <N(E)S> fade n

Kilarn flies in from the west.
A gargoyle flies in from the west.
479H 120V 29.70% 9976C [Me:Perfect] [Kiff:Awful] <N(E)S>
Renton focuses harshly on Kiff and utters some strange words.
Kiff collapses and dies as Renton grabs him.
You receive 0 experience.
Kiff is dead! R.I.P.
479H 120V 29.70% 9976C [Me:Perfect] [Kiff:Dying] <N(E)S> fd

The death cry of Kiff echoes from somewhere nearby...
Kiff sinks gently to the ground.
479H 120V 29.70% 9976C <N(E)S> get all 1.corpse
On a Vallenwood Tree Above Solace Square
A long torch functions as a street lamp here...it glows dimly
A Solace peacekeeper is here making his rounds.
A cagey elf is standing here, keeping to himself.
A Solace peacekeeper stands here, holding the peace.
479H 118V 29.70% 9976C <NESWUD> You couldn't find what you were looking for.
479H 118V 29.70% 9976C <NESWUD> A Solace peacekeeper leaves south.
On a Vallenwood Bough
The corpse of Kiff is lying here.
A quartz crystal sphere has been dropped here.
A long torch functions as a street lamp here...it glows dimly
A gargoyle is standing here.
<VA> Kilarn the Male Human is standing here. (flying) (invisible) (red aura)
. . . is surrounded by 3 shimmering spheres.
A fidgeting wiry young boy stands here looking suspicious.
A plump housewife walks past carrying a basket full of groceries.
479H 116V 29.70% 9976C <N(E)S> Huh?!
479H 116V 29.70% 9976C <N(E)S> You get a small down feather from the corpse of Kiff.
You get a diabolic crimson-stained scimitar from the corpse of Kiff.
You get a gold bracelet from the corpse of Kiff.
You get a grey leather bracer from the corpse of Kiff.
You get a cloth belt pack from the corpse of Kiff.
You get a furry white cloak from the corpse of Kiff.
You get dark leather sleeves from the corpse of Kiff.
You get a pair of studded leather gloves from the corpse of Kiff.
You get a pair of lizard skin boots from the corpse of Kiff.
You get a set of tortoise shell combs from the corpse of Kiff.
You get a thick woolen coat from the corpse of Kiff.
You get a petrified Russian eye from the corpse of Kiff.
You get a foul smelling ring from the corpse of Kiff.
You get a very large pile of coins from the corpse of Kiff.
There were 3433 coins.
You get a lemon from the corpse of Kiff.
You get a lemon from the corpse of Kiff.
You get a mushroom from the corpse of Kiff.
You get a pork pie from the corpse of Kiff.
You get a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Kiff.
You get a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Kiff.
Scroll : You can't carry that many items.
Scroll : You can't carry that many items.
Potion : You can't carry that many items.
Potion : You can't carry that many items.
Scroll : You can't carry that many items.
Scroll : You can't carry that many items.
479H 116V 29.70% 13409C <N(E)S>
Kilarn flies south.
A gargoyle flies south.
479H 116V 29.70% 13409C <N(E)S>
A plump housewife leaves south.
479H 116V 29.70% 13409C <N(E)S>
Renton tells your group 'woot'
479H 116V 29.70% 13409C <N(E)S> gt got him
You tell your group 'got him'
479H 116V 29.70% 13409C <N(E)S> ct i killed him
You tell your clan 'i killed him'
479H 116V 29.70% 13409C <N(E)S>
A plump housewife arrives from the south.
479H 116V 29.70% 13409C <N(E)S>
Renton tells your group 'corpse?'
479H 116V 29.70% 13409C <N(E)S>
Hertz tells your clan 'yea'
479H 116V 29.70% 13409C <N(E)S>
Sylvice tells your clan 'kiff?'
479H 116V 29.70% 13409C <N(E)S> #10 SECONDS TO TICK

Sylvice tells your clan 'just now?'
479H 116V 29.70% 13409C <N(E)S>
Renton flies in from the south.
479H 116V 29.70% 13409C <N(E)S> ct yes
You tell your clan 'yes'
479H 116V 29.70% 13409C <N(E)S> ct fucker is dead
You tell your clan 'fucker is dead'

You get a petrified Russian eye from the corpse of Kiff.
You get a foul smelling ring from the corpse of Kiff.
You get a very large pile of coins from the corpse of Kiff.
There were 3433 coins.
You get a lemon from the corpse of Kiff.
You get a lemon from the corpse of Kiff.
You get a mushroom from the corpse of Kiff.
You get a pork pie from the corpse of Kiff.
You get a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Kiff.
You get a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Kiff.
Scroll : You can't carry that many items.
Scroll : You can't carry that many items.
Potion : You can't carry that many items.
Potion : You can't carry that many items.
Scroll : You can't carry that many items.
Scroll : You can't carry that many items.
479H 116V 29.70% 13409C <N(E)S>
Kilarn flies south.
A gargoyle flies south.
479H 116V 29.70% 13409C <N(E)S>
A plump housewife leaves south.
479H 116V 29.70% 13409C <N(E)S>
Renton tells your group 'woot'
479H 116V 29.70% 13409C <N(E)S> gt got him
You tell your group 'got him'
479H 116V 29.70% 13409C <N(E)S> ct i killed him
You tell your clan 'i killed him'
479H 116V 29.70% 13409C <N(E)S>
A plump housewife arrives from the south.
479H 116V 29.70% 13409C <N(E)S>
Renton tells your group 'corpse?'
479H 116V 29.70% 13409C <N(E)S>
Hertz tells your clan 'yea'
479H 116V 29.70% 13409C <N(E)S>
Sylvice tells your clan 'kiff?'
479H 116V 29.70% 13409C <N(E)S> #10 SECONDS TO TICK

36 comments

  1. jeppe · 28 Jul 2009
    my eyes hurts now.
  2. pojo · 28 Jul 2009
    fine next time i'll edit the log! especially since i pasted the bottom part twice for some reason..
  3. Monty · 28 Jul 2009
    UGH. Who approved this?
  4. Sheep · 28 Jul 2009
    You get a petrified Russian eye from the corpse of Kiff.

    Pojo is about a decade late to the Brog -> Russian subs party.

    Edit: turn off opt compact jesus christ.
  5. pojo · 28 Jul 2009
    i posted a correction, it's not my fault! and uh.. it's never not funny to do Brog -> Russian.. also good is goblin
  6. Over · 29 Jul 2009
    Why tag team kiff he is a nice guy..
  7. Corey · 29 Jul 2009
    It seems like such an unreachable goal to take Kiff down. Large groups of players have failed.

    When it finally happens, it's done by the downiest of the down due to the hold person game mechanic.

    Such a disappointment.

    Possibly the worst log ever. I'm saying that completely ignoring the fact that you killed me.
  8. ilya · 29 Jul 2009
    Hah what do you call kills that Kiff has gotten other then that of failed saves of his victims? Karma's a bitch.
  9. Corey · 29 Jul 2009
    Three kills I posted.

    Oh, and I didn't notice it before, but I didn't have 'slow reflexes', I wasn't attacking you. I walked around town a few times to see if you two were together.

    You should post the entire log two minutes before and then claim 'slow reflexes'. I ran past you about 6 times outside of peace.
  10. pojo · 30 Jul 2009
    sore loser. emphasis on the loser. ps: your orb is gone, sorry.. hope you didn't lose daze or paralysis! it'd suck if you couldn't pk any more?
  11. Monty · 30 Jul 2009
    Oh no! Im sure Corey cant repop Para or Daze! OH NO!
  12. Corey · 30 Jul 2009
    I lost para when I fought KoS 1v6 a month ago.

    It's funny because I was doing so well against their group until I got held...story of my life.

    Yea it doesn't matter on orb decay - I was done anyway.
  13. pojo · 30 Jul 2009
    it's funny that you'd complain that being hold mechanics are broken considering that the only reason you've killed so many is paralysis. Maybe if you'd stock up on some saving_spell items instead of killing with a naked trash druid you wouldn't have such a problem? All your whining about one thing being broken and ruining your fun comes down to 'my naked semi-spelled druid can't kill whoever it wants 100% of the time'
  14. Corey · 30 Jul 2009
    Where did I complain about hold person being broken?

    Oh, and I was missing 3-4 spells before I got bored and started soloing. You consider that semi-spelled?
  15. patrick · 30 Jul 2009
    Corey kills you morons because its fun. I think.

    Why even cry all the time? You living a fantasy life in a fantasy world my brother. And every fantasy story I ever heard contained big bad monsters. Just so happens the scariest monsters in this fantasy land Arctic aint bots. Suck it up or pack it up all you e-hippies. This is the only choice you have. Stop making ruining your fun so fucking rewarding and entertaining. People applying real life morals and shit to fucking games is bullshit. People wanna prop up KoS cause their game is prancing around with their little RPG alter-egos. Someone else wants to come play jack the ripper and you fucking people go apeshit. Christ no wonder I quit this brain damage.

    Good to see corey raping you cattle anyways tho
  16. rivengard · 30 Jul 2009
    Wow. Another rant from Patrick about how everyone who doesn't think exactly like he does is some lower form of life. How about something new, monkey boy?
  17. Seq · 30 Jul 2009
    Weird post here. Forgive me.

    What I wonder is:
    Do the people who say, "people applying real life morals and shit to fucking games is bullshit," actually behave any morally better in real life than in the game?
    I wonder whether people who say "real life morals" shouldn't apply in games have much to say about those same "morals" when they're back in real life.

    I'm not saying this rhetorically or as a cynical observation, and least of all as a slander against Patrick. I honestly wonder--I don't know the answer.
    My own impression is that people who are assholes when playing a game are generally assholes in other situations. The only difference is that they usually have less power in real life than in the game (one hopes, anyway).
    This is something I consider a deep mystery in the nature of games. Is a game supposed to be a place where you can throw all morals and inhibitions, all restrictions of any kind, out the window? Is that what makes it fun? But if that's so, what about the rules of the game itself? Those have to be enforced and obeyed or the game is no longer a game. Bluffing is part of the game of poker: paying off the dealer is not.
    Of course, buying up all the properties in a game of Monopoly does not necessarily reflect real greed in that player. That's just how you play Monopoly. But, say, stealing money when players aren't looking might.

    I wonder, I wonder, I wonder. What is Arctic about?
  18. jeppe · 30 Jul 2009
    att: Seq.
    Wrong!!... Im a nice person on Krynn.. But an asshole in real life.

    demin demin demin!!!
  19. patrick · 30 Jul 2009
    The simplest analogy is that of an actor really. Does portraying a role in a film or play make you that role? How can Robert DeNiro play a cold blooded murderer without being one? Do you really think he is one? The human emotional scale is deep and wide in range. Who has not wanted to punch someone in the face because they cut you off driving, or made bad remarks? In fact that very nature of people is what makes arctic arctic. The fact is that it is a game, but one with very vague and undefined rules... Real life has some ambiguity in some areas but for the most part in most societies is pretty damn clear cut when it comes to rules and consequences. Nothing I have experienced outside of Arctic as a consequence to my actions involved just a quick trip to the menu screen.


    Rivengard you sad to know you are just cattle for the slaughter?
  20. Strix · 30 Jul 2009
    See what i am curious about is........are people complaining cause corey can pk better than them most of the time?

    If that is the case you can say the same thing about getting more save vs spell items so he cant para you.

    If not i dont see the point in bragging about a probably close to 7 to 1 ratio on his kills to being killed. Suck it up and play the game. He got you and eventually he got his back.

    As for Patrick....entertaining as usual keep the quality posts up i think it is funny how much you get to other players with your opinion......thats right opinion.
  21. ilya · 31 Jul 2009
    Jeppe! Its "Denim, denim, denim!" Damn foreigner!!! I <3 you!;) Demin sounds cool too ha ha
  22. jeppe · 31 Jul 2009
    demin demin demin.

    dan arnold i miss you
  23. Kadaj · 31 Jul 2009
    Winnie Cooper <3
  24. pablo · 31 Jul 2009
    I only read max 3 lines posts nowadays. Yes my eyes hurt too, but I scrolled down to kloot! stab,flee,stab,loot.
  25. daniel_1 · 31 Jul 2009
    people read this shit?

    i just scan it for abuse to laugh at, which sadly, theres not much of anymore. :(
  26. mavlad · 31 Jul 2009
    no wars, no insulting each other, no flame
    NO DYNAMIC!
    THis game needs more assholes!
  27. jeppe · 1 Aug 2009
    Blame your self mavlad for joining them all in one clan :D
  28. ilya · 1 Aug 2009
    correction, all assholes joined mavlad!
  29. Chris C · 2 Aug 2009
    or we could just war everyone and see how long it takes before our chars suddenly disappear or lose all spells
  30. deoph · 2 Aug 2009
    Fatrick--

    Have you seen a picture of Corey? You might want to if you havn't, it might make you take back all that textual cock-sucking.
  31. Corey · 2 Aug 2009
    Are you talking about the picture when I was a kid with a hubcap in a tree? Because I'm not that person anymore.

    BTW if you know where that picture is, give me a link.
  32. Monty · 2 Aug 2009
    Aw man! Im gonna be original and talk about how fat someone is. Who gives a fucking god damn seriously. I dont give a fuck if Corey is 963 lbs and eats a case of "Little Debbies" before he goes to bed every night. He rules 90% of the player base. And no thats not "sucking his dick" or "kissing his ass" or any of ur other overused fucking lame ass Jr. High fucking putdowns, its just the simple truth. Hit me up on the game Nga. Schot/Qute
  33. nostramazos · 4 Aug 2009
    Oh how great it is to focus on someone's sleepless nights to arctic domination. People of the Maza Nostra clan respect Corey's actions and applaud them, because written in the ancient scrolls of our clan, verses of which can be found in the inside of our hairy thighs, is the prophecy about the Always Awake Fat Spirit.

    And I quote: ...."He who kills", there have been many but "he who kills and posts" are but a few. And it will be the second, an individual of great renown and pounds that with his effortless murders and killings and rollings and fallings and dazings and paralyzings and postings, will bring inspiration and creative happiness to Mazanostroids, a golden age of counter posting last experienced when Sancho became an immortal and said "yeah I never cared about eq, I played for fun".

    Thank you Corey and even if you are fat you rule 90,54% of the player base. MAN, hit me up and tell me how you stay awake. Nostramazos
  34. Merdenom · 5 Aug 2009
    http://justinmeddaugh.com/corey1.jpg
  35. Corey · 6 Aug 2009
    Thanks.

    Meeeeemoriessssssssssssssss.
  36. yair · 7 Aug 2009
    awww, i miss Kelly... and its true Jeppe IS a jerk irl