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Alexis RIP

Classic trap, will make you rofl irl

16 Mar 2010 · Submitted by thegeneral · 718 views · ★ Score +3.8 · 23 votes
28H 122V 1999X 0C Exits:S> TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
TICK IN 5 SECONDS.

Alexis shouts 'stoner druid seeking group'

28H 122V 1999X 0C Exits:S> who alexis
Mortals
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<MH>   Alexis of Clan Bryton, the anti-BSP Clan

Total visible people : 1        Total people online  : 19

28H 122V 1999X 0C Exits:S> t alexis meet balifor
You tell Alexis 'meet balifor'

28H 122V 1999X 0C Exits:S>
Alexis tells you 'who this'

28H 122V 1999X 0C Exits:S> TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
reply johnsn
You tell Alexis 'johnsn'

28H 122V 1999X 0C Exits:S>
Alexis tells you 'in bali.. where at'

28H 122V 1999X 0C Exits:S>
Alexis flies in from the south.

28H 122V 1999X 0C Exits:S>
Alexis flies south.

28H 122V 1999X 0C Exits:S>
Alexis flies in from the south.

28H 122V 1999X 0C Exits:S>
Alexis starts following you.

28H 122V 1999X 0C Exits:S>
Alexis begins resting but stays aloft.

28H 122V 1999X 0C Exits:S> TICK IN 5 SECONDS.

A loud voice is heard booming throughout the town, 'The caravan will be
leaving in just under an hour,' it announces.

28H 122V 1999X 0C Exits:S>
Alexis pulls out his tablets and begins reading them intently.

28H 122V 1999X 0C Exits:S> gro form
Alexis is now a member of your group.

28H 122V 1999X 0C Exits:S> fly
You jump up and flap your arms wildly, achieving nothing!

28H 122V 1999X 0C Exits:S>
Alexis stands up.

28H 122V 1999X 0C Exits:S>
A priest of Hiddukel arrives from the south.

28H 122V 1999X 0C Exits:S>
Alexis focuses on you and utters the words, 'yrl'.
You rise up off the ground.

28H 122V 1999X 0C Exits:S> gt got n wind memed?
You tell your group 'got n wind memed?'

28H 122V 1999X 0C Exits:S> s
Alexis flies in from the north.
Guild Road
    The road leads east and west between the buildings and halls. To the
north is the mages' laboratory, while to the south is the clerics' sanctum.
<MH> Alexis of Clan Bryton, the anti-BSP Clan is standing here. (flying)

28H 121V 1999X 0C Exits:NESW> e
Alexis flies in from the west.
Guild Road
    The road leads east and west between the buildings and halls. To the
north is the scouts' guild, while to the south is a large hall occupied by
druids.
<MH> Alexis of Clan Bryton, the anti-BSP Clan is standing here. (flying)
A mouse scampers about, scavenging for food and carefully avoiding the
feral cats.
A pale woman wearing the armor of the Knights of the Skull lurks here.

28H 120V 1999X 0C Exits:NESW> s
Alexis flies in from the north.
The Druid's Hall
    This hall is full of life. Vegetation has been allowed to grow in the
corners and on the far walls. The area is teeming with life, some plant
some animal. No attempt has been made to evict any of the hall's
inhabitants, and several smug-looking rats casually play on the floor.
A large pearl, its perfect skin the color of light gold, shines here.
<MH> Alexis of Clan Bryton, the anti-BSP Clan is standing here. (flying)
A massive black panther is here, tail swishing from side to side.
The master druid stands here, looking very somber.

28H 119V 1999X 0C Exits:N>
Alexis tells your group 'not memed'

28H 119V 1999X 0C Exits:N>
Alexis begins resting but stays aloft.

28H 119V 1999X 0C Exits:N> gt meeting up with rest of group
You tell your group 'meeting up with rest of group'

28H 119V 1999X 0C Exits:N> gt mem pls
You tell your group 'mem pls'

28H 119V 1999X 0C Exits:N> exa pearl
The pearl is quite beautiful as light strikes it.

28H 119V 1999X 0C Exits:N>
Alexis says 'tic'

28H 119V 1999X 0C Exits:N>
Alexis puts away his tablets with a content look on his face.
Timer now at 61 secs.
The sun slowly sinks in the western horizon.
Timer now at 61 secs.

28H 122V 1999X 0C Exits:N>
Alexis stands up.

28H 122V 1999X 0C Exits:N>
Alexis utters some strange words.
Alexis vanishes in an opaque fury of wind and air.
A violent vortex of wind forces your gaze skyward.
Suddenly you notice you're somewhere else.
Northern Reach
    Just slightly off the main road, this area is home to a large stone
monolith of epic proportions. Ancient druidic runes scour the area and
blanket it mercilessly. The warm glow of trees and foliage suggest a great
amount of natural health in this secluded spot.
<MH> Alexis of Clan Bryton, the anti-BSP Clan is standing here. (flying)
The sudden jolt of travel leaves you stunned for a moment.

***Some travelling to Palanthas***

28H 107V 1999X 0C Exits:NESW> e
Alexis flies in from the west.
Eastern Avenue
<MH> Alexis of Clan Bryton, the anti-BSP Clan is standing here. (flying)

28H 106V 1999X 0C Exits:EW> e
Alexis flies in from the west.
Intersection: Crown Street and Eastern Avenue
<MH> Alexis of Clan Bryton, the anti-BSP Clan is standing here. (flying)
A young adventurer newly arrived in town is looking for the tavern.

28H 105V 1999X 0C Exits:NESW> e
Alexis flies in from the west.
The East Gates of Palanthas
<MH> Alexis of Clan Bryton, the anti-BSP Clan is standing here. (flying)
A Palanthian guard stands here, watching at the gates for troublemakers.
A Palanthian guard stands here, watching at the gates for troublemakers.
A Palanthian guard stands here, watching at the gates for troublemakers.

28H 104V 1999X 0C Exits:EW> e
Alexis flies in from the west.
Outside the Gates of Palanthas
<MH> Alexis of Clan Bryton, the anti-BSP Clan is standing here. (flying)

28H 102V 1999X 0C Exits:NESW> e
Alexis flies in from the west.
Travelling on a Dirt Road
<MH> Alexis of Clan Bryton, the anti-BSP Clan is standing here. (flying)
A small white bunny rabbit hops alongside the road.

28H 100V 1999X 0C Exits:NESW> e
Alexis flies in from the west.
At a Signpost
<MH> Alexis of Clan Bryton, the anti-BSP Clan is standing here. (flying)

28H 98V 1999X 0C Exits:NESW> n
Alexis flies in from the south.
Traversing a Rocky Road
<MH> Alexis of Clan Bryton, the anti-BSP Clan is standing here. (flying)
A small white bunny rabbit hops alongside the road.

28H 96V 1999X 0C Exits:NES> n
Alexis flies in from the south.
Standing on a Rocky Precipice
<MH> Alexis of Clan Bryton, the anti-BSP Clan is standing here. (flying)

28H 94V 1999X 0C Exits:ES> e
Alexis flies in from the west.
Sign Above a Tunnel
<MH> Alexis of Clan Bryton, the anti-BSP Clan is standing here. (flying)

28H 92V 1999X 0C Exits:EW> e
Alexis flies in from the west.
Entering a Lit Tunnel
<MH> Alexis of Clan Bryton, the anti-BSP Clan is standing here. (flying)

28H 91V 1999X 0C Exits:EW> e
Alexis flies in from the west.
Alexis says, 'Oh shit'
In a Narrow Tunnel
<MH> Alexis of Clan Bryton, the anti-BSP Clan is standing here. (flying)

28H 90V 1999X 0C Exits:EW> gt e
You tell your group 'e'

28H 90V 1999X 0C Exits:EW> l
In a Narrow Tunnel
<MH> Alexis of Clan Bryton, the anti-BSP Clan is standing here. (flying)

28H 90V 1999X 0C Exits:EW> l

Alexis flies east.

28H 90V 1999X 0C Exits:EW> In a Narrow Tunnel

28H 90V 1999X 0C Exits:EW> gro
Your group of 2 members consists of:
  Member           Hits      Move      Position  Fly Inv Water Here Light Mem
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
  Corehello        perfect   rested    standing   Y   N    N    Y     0    0
  Alexis           v.good    rested    fighting   Y   N    N    N     2    4

28H 90V 1999X 0C Exits:EW> TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
gro
Your group of 2 members consists of:
  Member           Hits      Move      Position  Fly Inv Water Here Light Mem
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
  Corehello        perfect   rested    standing   Y   N    N    Y     0    0
  Alexis           fair      rested    fighting   Y   N    N    N     2    5

28H 90V 1999X 0C Exits:EW>
The darkness marks the end of another day.
Timer now at 61 secs.

28H 112V 1999X 0C Exits:EW> gro
Your group of 2 members consists of:
  Member           Hits      Move      Position  Fly Inv Water Here Light Mem
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
  Corehello        perfect   rested    standing   Y   N    N    Y     0    0
  Alexis           bad       rested    fighting   Y   N    N    N     2    5

28H 112V 1999X 0C Exits:EW> gt goodbye!
You tell your group 'goodbye!'

28H 112V 1999X 0C Exits:EW> gro
Your group of 2 members consists of:
  Member           Hits      Move      Position  Fly Inv Water Here Light Mem
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
  Corehello        perfect   rested    standing   Y   N    N    Y     0    0
  Alexis           v.bad     rested    fighting   Y   N    N    N     1    5

28H 112V 1999X 0C Exits:EW> gro
Your group of 2 members consists of:
  Member           Hits      Move      Position  Fly Inv Water Here Light Mem
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
  Corehello        perfect   rested    standing   Y   N    N    Y     0    0
  Alexis           awful     rested    fighting   Y   N    N    N     1    5

28H 112V 1999X 0C Exits:EW>
Alexis stops following you.

37 comments

  1. jorake · 16 Mar 2010
    What an aggressive action from core!
  2. Rich_E · 16 Mar 2010
    lol I didn't notice the character name until I read the log 2x.
  3. rivengard · 16 Mar 2010
    Nice frame job... sooo funny.
  4. jorake · 16 Mar 2010
    Suure. That what they all say!
  5. Monty · 16 Mar 2010
    LoL. I was in IRC when this happend. Very hilarious. Evil CORE! :)
  6. bryton · 16 Mar 2010
    heh oh well i forgot that stone dragon even existed.. kind of a low move by core though..
  7. bryton · 16 Mar 2010
    and an illegal trap at that.. have fun in abyss btw...
  8. Kadaj · 16 Mar 2010
    How can you complain about something so awesome? waaaah
  9. jorake · 16 Mar 2010
    Was it really a trap though? He said go east, and you went east. It's a low blow to be sure. But i wouldnt classify it as a trap. I would chalk it up under someone who hasnt played in a while simply forgot about that part of the mud, a rusty error at best.
  10. Matt|Morte · 16 Mar 2010
    I remember when monty said go all east now go go go in ghargath keep ... i was sad and lost a set... thats almost as bad when i told this guy to type open hatch in the luni boat ... then he just did it .... :) scan works wonders and besides ... we ALL know how CORE likes to do dirty deeds and you cant trust them...
  11. auzandy · 16 Mar 2010
    love it!:)

    Bryton - how exactly is this illegal?
  12. rivengard · 16 Mar 2010
    Anyone that actually thinks this was CORE is about as retarded as they come. I'd look a little closer to home (i.e. Joe [Over]). This has his signature all over it.

    If we wanted Bryton dead, we'd kill him with our tagged alts. As this log shows, it wouldn't be that much of a challenge.
  13. bryton · 16 Mar 2010
    heh it might not be illegal but its just way to trashy... and it just doesnt attract people that are new or returning to play the game... but ya i dont care whatever the mud is trying to go for.
  14. bryton · 16 Mar 2010
    and dan why do you continue to talk trash? something wrong ?
  15. Over · 16 Mar 2010
    I dont mind taking credit for this one... it is my style
  16. Matt|Morte · 16 Mar 2010
    Well played Joe! Well played! A perfect execution! Literally LOL
  17. Matt|Morte · 16 Mar 2010
    Bryton, How the fuck are you going to willingly follow a name you have never heard (and an illegal compounded name for that matter) Not look at them, and do whatever they say. Then go on to try to defend yourself and threaten the abyss ... LOOK! To even consider CORE as a player in this is fucking lunacy! You deserved this I would say for being a fucking idiot...No hard feelings though man...You just pissed me off
  18. Monty · 16 Mar 2010
    I think this was sarcasm. And when did i DT u in gargeth?
  19. purly · 17 Mar 2010
    haha. nice joe. taking the credit means you wish you would have done it?
  20. bryton · 17 Mar 2010
    wtf matt your an idiot.. sorry i dont have your great knowledge of arctic and can lead so much.. sorry ive been gone for a while and i forget that stone dragon even around.. you ignorant fagget
  21. Over · 17 Mar 2010
    true... at least someone knows the truth.... But anyway Matt i will teach you zones if you dont mind being hunted by mh for reasons i dont even remember.
  22. pablo · 17 Mar 2010
    isn't this the definition of a throw-away character?
  23. mavlad · 17 Mar 2010
    i'll remind -- you have killed me
  24. simba · 17 Mar 2010
    Quiet down girls, you've won the bid for playtime... time to deal with the repercussions of causing RANK to stop playing seriously.
    We will watch your antics as you play on an unchallenged MUD, and we will take down the weaklings of your herd.
    Complain harder. Whinge more.


    We revel in it.
  25. Rich_E · 17 Mar 2010
    I'm sorry, who is Simba again? And since this is over the internets, i'll explain that my tone is of curiousity.
  26. skylersan · 17 Mar 2010
    Bryton heh it might not be illegal but its just way to trashy... and it just doesnt attract people that are new or returning to play the game...

    Being a guy who is just returning to the game, seeing you die like that doesn't deter me at all. As a matter of fact every post you ever make on here you look like an idiot so it actually made me smile.
  27. Rich_E · 17 Mar 2010
    Wait a second, Skyler I seen your post on the main forum.. something about not coming back because of stuff going on :). lol, hope Iraq was fun, good to hear from you again.
  28. bryton · 17 Mar 2010
    heh who is skyler ? and why do my post sound idiotic ? welp... sounds good
  29. Monty · 17 Mar 2010
    Because ur a dumbfucking ass thirsty faggot. ZING :)

    I joke I joke. I kid I kid!
  30. rivengard · 17 Mar 2010
    Hey, who let the Texan out of his cage? *shoos Monty back to captivity*
  31. bryton · 17 Mar 2010
    monty & matt_monte sound alot alike... are they brothers ?
  32. Monty · 17 Mar 2010
    There has never been a cage built that could hold a Texan..... Especially if there is a farm animal on the other side who needs a good fucking.
  33. Matt|Morte · 17 Mar 2010
    Sick!
  34. Slunt · 18 Mar 2010
    This log didn't really make me laugh even tho i hate bryton.

    Ists pretty trash to take a level 1 character and than group and (essentially) dt a ranked character.

    But this does prove how retarded bryton is.....

    Further if i recall corehello was a rank character made to spy on core during the core rank war. If i had to guess its dan arnold (kadaj) or pete

  35. skylersan · 18 Mar 2010
    Yes, well Rich, what can I say, I get bored over here. I'm still in Iraq, until the end of may. The wife is joining the CG so i'ma go be a full time student wherever she gets stationed. Tell me that ain't conducive to getting yer mud on.
  36. jrrestad · 19 Mar 2010
    Dan, level 1's don't cast fly. This char was level 7/8 at LEAST!=)

    Seriously guys, you all sound like idiots when you start talkin like this. Who hasn't died a stupid death? Followed some newbie as he drags you into sorinthalas king, puffed in without a fly, or got trapped in a nomagic room.
    Bryton you sure built up alot of haters in a short while! I still like ya, but maybe you should just keep quiet for a while. BTW as with Dan, I didn't even smirk when I read this, not funny just mean
  37. Slunt · 19 Mar 2010
    I probably shouldn't post cause i don't want to seem argumentative but...

    Its a 28 hitpoint mage who doesn't recognize the spell "fly"
    So its a level 1.

    As you can see by :
    28H 122V 1999X 0C Exits:S>
    Alexis focuses on you and utters the words, 'yrl'.
    You rise up off the ground.

    -Dan

    Edit: OH Jonas responded to my post.. i don't care if i seem arguementatifve! I am right jonas, pay some more attention next time.