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Pussies of the Game

Just working disarm for legend. And of course opportunity knocked for Lamedrew and his legendary butt peeker.

2 Mar 2011 · Submitted by Gorre · POV: Volt · 727 views · ★ Score -1.1 · 11 votes
Weep flies in from the west.
Zearin flies in from the west.
Sensing danger, you prepare as best you can.
A cityguard kicks you in the face, breaking teeth and bone. Blood flies as your head is rocked back.

464H 138V 1X 469C [Volt:Fair] [a cityguard:Good] Exits:NSW>
Weep gives Kile a solid punch in the face.
Kile's eyes cross and he stumbles back.
Kile stops watching you.

464H 138V 1X 469C [Volt:Fair] [a cityguard:Good] Exits:NSW>
Zearin focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
You freeze in place, unable to move.
Zearin focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
Zearin comes out of hiding.
Zearin grins as his force missile crashes into your chest!
Zearin grins as his force missile crashes into your chest!
Zearin grins as his force missile crashes into your chest!
Zearin grins as his force missile crashes into your chest!

320H 138V 1X 469C [Volt:Bad] [a cityguard:Good] Exits:NSW>
You are sent sprawling as Weep crashes into you.
Stand

279H 138V 1X 469C [Volt:Bad] [a cityguard:Good] Exits:NSW> wear bracelet

Kile tells your clan 'erm 1 wis each'

279H 138V 1X 469C [Volt:Bad] [a cityguard:Good] Exits:NSW> wear bracelet

Weep massacres Kile with his slash.
Kile misses Weep with his crush.
A cityguard massacres YOU with his slash.

245H 138V 1X 469C [Volt:V.Bad] [a cityguard:Good] Exits:NSW>
Weep crashes into Kile in a thundering collision, knocking him to the ground!

245H 138V 1X 469C [Volt:V.Bad] [a cityguard:Good] Exits:NSW>
A street sweeper arrives from the south.
You feel ribs crack as you are kicked in the chest by a cityguard.

231H 138V 1X 469C [Volt:V.Bad] [a cityguard:Good] Exits:NSW> rem lantern

Zearin focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
Zearin comes out of hiding.
Zearin grins as his force missile crashes into your chest!
Zearin grins as his force missile crashes into your chest!
Zearin grins as his force missile crashes into your chest!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Zearin grins as his force missile crashes into your chest!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Kile tries in vain to protect himself as Zearin's force missile explodes!

99H 138V 1X 469C [Volt:Awful] [a cityguard:Good] Exits:NSW>
Weep slashes Kile extremely hard.
Weep massacres Kile with his slash.
Kile misses Weep with his crush.
A cityguard annihilates YOU with his slash.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

56H 138V 1X 469C [Volt:Awful] [a cityguard:Good] Exits:NSW> You are unable to use your physical form.
Weep stops fighting his opponent and turns to you instead.
Weep slashes YOU very hard.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

44H 138V 1X 469C [Volt:Awful] [a cityguard:Good] Exits:NSW> You are unable to use your physical form.

44H 138V 1X 469C [Volt:Awful] [a cityguard:Good] Exits:NSW> get recall pouch
recite recall me
You are unable to use your physical form.

44H 138V 1X 469C [Volt:Awful] [a cityguard:Good] Exits:NSW> You are unable to use your physical form.

44H 138V 1X 469C [Volt:Awful] [a cityguard:Good] Exits:NSW> You are unable to use your physical form.

44H 138V 1X 469C [Volt:Awful] [a cityguard:Good] Exits:NSW> You are unable to use your physical form.

44H 138V 1X 469C [Volt:Awful] [a cityguard:Good] Exits:NSW>
You are sent sprawling as Weep crashes into you.

38 comments

  1. Gorre · 2 Mar 2011
    What andrew fails to mention in his log is that he was so scared of a naked cleric and basher that he and zearin ran and hid.

    No worries SFR isnt into trash pking and with current game mechanics there is nothing we can ever do about Zearin/Weep. Not this wipe anyways. Enjoy your legendary girls.
  2. doobie · 2 Mar 2011
    Ye, all I know is I'm upstairs listening to my Will Smith CD when I saw this video of Volt:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z4iw8Ppo1o&feature=player_embedded

    Naturally, we had no choice but to destroy this abomination.

    We were doing Gods Work.
  3. doobie · 2 Mar 2011
    Wait, aren't you that guy who sleeps on the road in the middle of PK
  4. Maldrik · 2 Mar 2011
    How do I type in bold, italics and in bright red??


    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
  5. Loretta · 2 Mar 2011
    Wtf is SFR? New wild unknowns clan?
  6. al · 2 Mar 2011
    That video is amazing! I like this comment:

    This is what happens when a Benedictine monk from the 12th century loses a bet to a time-traveller.
    caesiume 1 week ago 18

    You can't get a better hee-fee vcr than a Panasonic!
  7. Shesh · 2 Mar 2011
    This is completely unrelated to game mechanics... whether you do something about Zearin or not, is only about your willpower.
  8. Steve87 · 2 Mar 2011
    Haha....Forgot about Dre, I was just watching that video before I seen this log.
  9. Steve87 · 2 Mar 2011
    Yo Doobie, were you the one on that video asking about the song? if so it's Antonio Pinto - Warlord.
  10. simba · 2 Mar 2011
    nice double kill. bitches got owned.

    wha.. wha.. wha... what?
  11. pablo · 2 Mar 2011
    +5 for the youtube link
  12. doobie · 2 Mar 2011
    Yeah I was, thanks
  13. purly · 2 Mar 2011
    wow.. i gotta admit that "legendary butt peeker" and "Lamedrew" are epic burns.

    i bet those sting. real bad.
  14. mavlad · 3 Mar 2011
    Was purly Shantanu? or u scared to reveal who do you play too
  15. Kadaj · 3 Mar 2011
    Mavlad, you remind me of Mel Gibson in the movie Conspiracy Theory.
  16. Gorre · 4 Mar 2011

    I love strings like this. The bullies pretend to act cool and all the pussy with them pipes up.

    Gain some insight and perspective. Do a few roll reversals. Would you have done the same? I just never got a sense of pride cake walking people who didnt stand a chance.

    Couse arctic isn't built for playing fair... naturally it is infested....right to the top.! o well.
  17. mavlad · 4 Mar 2011
    i don't know why purly and kadaj wimps to reveal selves. So you are both be noname anyones this wipe.
  18. meetalisher · 4 Mar 2011
    you mean you haven't heard of purly baggins and kadaj gamgee? that's because their mission is secret!
  19. Heo · 4 Mar 2011
    I might call this lame, except this is a 2v2...

    Also, Andrew/Zearin/Coreycrew have made some of the most baller hits I've seen on arctic, going up smart against very stacked odds.

    Definitely wacking low lvl chars is lame, but I've certainly seen some tools from BSP or other large clans over the years kill ppl for pretty much zero reason except tier 3 eq.

    In the end, it all comes down to boredom though.

    Look how smart Wild was - they laid low, and BSP split on itself within weeks, and the splinter group allied wild.

    Fun times.
  20. coreyhubcap · 4 Mar 2011
    we didn't ally wild
  21. Kadaj · 4 Mar 2011
    Kadaj Baggins Alisher, I'm the main character! And Mavlad, you also made my last post absolutely right by STILL, after how many months this wipe has gone, you think I'm hiding behind some fake name. You couldn't pay me enough to play this game, it's gone to shit way worse than before. Have fun in Arctic land Mavlad, you're a lifer!
  22. Gorre · 5 Mar 2011
    OMG Heo wow I laughed out loud!

    Who knew you were so funny. Baller? The only thing baller about their hits is the fact that their is no balls involved.

    Balls is showing up for a fight. Showing up after a fight and talking tough because the fight is over is something scavenger pussies do. Go back a few logs...You find one doing just that... his name is Zearin.

    Enjoy the logs... stop thinking
  23. doobie · 5 Mar 2011
    Hey Gorre, you're a charming individual. I enjoyed the months of endless spam: "You love sucking dick," "You're too pussy to fight," "You're a faggot," "Nowclan is a bunch of pussy bitches." I can see why getting killed came as a real shock.

    Oh. Dag nabbit, wait a gosh darn second. It's, almost as though... after you left wild... you suspiciously stopped talking shit... almost like... you were afraid to say anything... without a clan to protect you..........................

    All in all, I feel it'd be remiss of me if I failed to give credit where credit is due. So, let me humbly acquiesce with one of your points:

    "... never got a sense of pride cake walking people who didn't stand a chance..."

    You were a cake walk.

    You didn't stand a chance.
  24. barfnockles · 5 Mar 2011
    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  25. keepitreal · 5 Mar 2011
    Volt: I am going to go out on a limb here and say that the best decision you can make is to go back to wild. If andrew in a brog set is too much to handle for you solo which i suppose it would be for most, then strategically you need to align yourself with people that can protect you, and not come on the boards and personally attack some guy and call him a coward cause he killed you in a 2v2. You can call nowclan alot of things but they play this game to pk so challenging them on that basis is moot.
  26. mavlad · 5 Mar 2011
    keepitreal are you too sad that Gorre quit wilds?
  27. patrick · 5 Mar 2011
    Hey or gorre you can just post under anon nick like pussy keepitreal then you can speak your mind and try and hide in mud to be safe
  28. Matt|Morte · 5 Mar 2011
    Panasonic is best!
  29. Wezlar · 5 Mar 2011
    Z is a beast. Anyone who thinks he's a pussy is clearly retarded.
  30. pawn · 5 Mar 2011
    for real.
  31. keepitreal · 5 Mar 2011
    re: Patrick
    Fact: I speak my mind on the forums anonymously
    Fact: That makes you feel so vunerable because you are helpless to stop me, so feel the need to spread insults in feeble attempt at retaliation
    Fact: It doesn't take a PHD in Psychology to see whats going on here
    Fact: BSP lost a nonambush battle 10v4. I don't know how you could possibly call somebody a pussy on a text based game and not realize that losing 10v4 is the most mud_pussy shit that has ever happened on this game
  32. Gorre · 5 Mar 2011
    I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request to rejoin wilds ever. Sorry. Been there done that. I left as an asshole as intended. Like all clans they have some good players and some bad ones. Eventually the bad ones are to tedious to endure and people move on.

    Doobie stop using big words for stupid slander talk. Lets keep the stupidity at the right intellectual level!


    O hrmm. Wonder if I can cake walk a buncha newbies in brog gear... yea yea thats it... Then I will be equal to Andrew! I will be de bestest actic mudder eva!

    I love this gong show... but alas I fear it has come to an end!

    O.K. back to report cards... gotta go fail some of you teens.
  33. Kadaj · 6 Mar 2011
    Wait, you are teaching our youth? :/
  34. daniel_1 · 6 Mar 2011
    haha danarn that made me laugh
  35. meetalisher · 6 Mar 2011
    here's hoping southpark does a collection of andrew's narratives read by cartman... any one will do, pig, any one will do...
  36. rivengard · 6 Mar 2011
    Luckily Dan A., Dan G. is teaching Canada's youth. I'm the one teaching American youth. Too many flippin' Dans play this game.

    Luv,
    Dan V.
  37. patrick · 6 Mar 2011
    Hey drew if by some strange twist of the universe you meet alisher in real life, don't be wearing tight jeans. He will just sit there staring at your crotch licking his lips with 2 turkey legs for eyes
  38. Bruce · 6 Mar 2011
    The irony is. Dan left us because we're too pussy to fight. But now he can't pk at all and will ask for peace. Or roll new chars. The time will show.