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Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Schlomo tells your group 'perhaps you now have an inkling of why I loathe that shady 2 faced cocksucking ass-kissing degenerate hillbilly incestuous scum'

14 Sep 2011 · Submitted by Matt|Morte · POV: Matt|Miagi · 606 views · ★ Score +1.4 · 5 votes
722H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW>
Huilu flies in from the west.

722H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW> pun huilu
bas huilu
You give Huilu a solid punch in the face.
You give Huilu a crack to the face with your elbow.

722H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C [Miagi:Perfect] [Huilu:Good] Exits:NESW> You crash into Huilu in a bone crunching bash, sending him sprawling to the ground.
With a quick snap, you whack Huilu in the face with your shield.

722H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C [Miagi:Perfect] [Huilu:Fair] Exits:NESW>
You MASSACRE Huilu with your crush.
Huilu MASSACRES YOU with his bludgeon.

698H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C [Miagi:V.Good] [Huilu:Fair] Exits:NESW>
Schlomo arrives from the west.

698H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C [Miagi:V.Good] [Huilu:Fair] Exits:NESW> bas huilu

You MASSACRE Huilu with your crush.
Huilu bludgeons YOU extremely hard.

681H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C [Miagi:V.Good] [Huilu:Bad] Exits:NESW>
Schlomo turns Huilu's head to the side and sink his fangs into his neck.

681H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C [Miagi:V.Good] [Huilu:Bad] Exits:NESW> You crash into Huilu in a bone crunching bash, sending him sprawling to the ground.

681H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C [Miagi:V.Good] [Huilu:V.BAD] Exits:NESW>
You MASSACRE Huilu with your crush.
You deflect part of Huilu's blow with your shield.
You swing your shield in an arc and smack Huilu right in the head.
Huilu bludgeons YOU very hard.

667H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C [Miagi:V.Good] [Huilu:V.BAD] Exits:NESW>
Namtara flies in from the south.

667H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C [Miagi:V.Good] [Huilu:V.BAD] Exits:NESW>
Namtara flies west.

667H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C [Miagi:V.Good] [Huilu:V.BAD] Exits:NESW>
Your punch hand is ready to lay into someone again.
You MASSACRE Huilu with your crush.
You deflect part of Huilu's blow with your shield.
Huilu bludgeons YOU very hard.
You feel a slight chill.
You deflect part of Huilu's blow with your shield.
Huilu bludgeons YOU very hard.

643H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C [Miagi:Good] [Huilu:V.Bad] Exits:NESW>
pun huilu
bas huilu

Schlomo dives into Huilu and savagely bites him, tearing a huge chunk from his flesh.

643H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C [Miagi:Good] [Huilu:AWFUL] Exits:NESW>
Huilu quickly gulps a vial of acidic juice, and looks ready to die!
Huilu ---> HEALS ---> Huilu

643H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C [Miagi:Good] [Huilu:V.Good] Exits:NESW> You give Huilu a solid punch in the face.
Huilu's eyes cross and he stumbles back.
Huilu gets a scroll from his beltpouch.

643H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C [Miagi:Good] [Huilu:Good] Exits:NESW> You crash into Huilu in a bone crunching bash, sending him sprawling to the ground.
With a quick snap, you whack Huilu in the face with your shield.

643H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C [Miagi:Good] [Huilu:Fair] Exits:NESW>
Huilu bleeds profusely from his wounds.
Schlomo MASSACRES Huilu with his cleave.
Schlomo cleaves Huilu very hard.
You MASSACRE Huilu with your crush.
Huilu bludgeons YOU extremely hard.

624H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C [Miagi:Good] [Huilu:Fair] Exits:NESW>
A street cleaner arrives from the north.

624H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C [Miagi:Good] [Huilu:Fair] Exits:NESW> bas huilu

Huilu bleeds profusely from his wounds.
Schlomo MASSACRES Huilu with his cleave.
Schlomo cleaves Huilu very hard.
You MASSACRE Huilu with your crush.
Huilu MASSACRES YOU with his bludgeon.

601H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C [Miagi:Good] [Huilu:V.BAD] Exits:NESW>
Namtara flies in from the west.

601H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C [Miagi:Good] [Huilu:V.BAD] Exits:NESW> Huilu bleeds profusely from his wounds.
Schlomo MASSACRES Huilu with his cleave.
Schlomo cleaves Huilu very hard.
You MASSACRE Huilu with your crush.
Huilu bludgeons YOU extremely hard.
You crash into Huilu in a bone crunching bash, sending him sprawling to the ground.

586H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C [Miagi:Good] [Huilu:AWFUL] Exits:NESW>
Schlomo sends a swarm of flying piranha at Huilu.
A piranha tears into Huilu's flesh.
A piranha tears into Huilu's flesh.
A piranha tears into Huilu's flesh.
Huilu is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
A piranha tears into Huilu's flesh.
You receive 0 experience.
Huilu is dead! R.I.P.

586H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C [Huilu:DYING] Exits:NESW>
The death cry of Huilu echoes from somewhere nearby...
get coins from 1.corpse
exam 1.corpse

586H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW>
Your punch hand is ready to lay into someone again.
punch

586H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW> get all corpse
exam corpse

Schlomo is zapped by a huge minotaur tessto and instantly drops it.
Schlomo is zapped by a rat hide bracelet and instantly drops it.
Schlomo gets a jade bracelet from the corpse of Huilu.
Schlomo is zapped by a leather component pouch covered with beads and instantly drops it.
Schlomo is zapped by a dwarven belt and instantly drops it.
Schlomo is zapped by a set of faded ceremonial robes and instantly drops it.
Schlomo is zapped by a pair of ivory vambraces and instantly drops it.
Schlomo is zapped by a pair of green swordsman gloves and instantly drops it.
Schlomo gets some soft leather boots from the corpse of Huilu.
Schlomo is zapped by a pair of ivory legplates and instantly drops it.
Schlomo is zapped by a carved ivory mask and instantly drops it.
Schlomo gets gleaming ivory chainmail from the corpse of Huilu.
Schlomo is zapped by the Gargoyle chieftain's cloak and instantly drops it.
Schlomo gets a talisman of dangling centaur hooves from the corpse of Huilu.
Schlomo is zapped by a serpent-shaped ring and instantly drops it.
Schlomo is zapped by an ancient ivory ring and instantly drops it.
Schlomo gets a very large pile of coins from the corpse of Huilu.
Schlomo gets a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Huilu.
Schlomo gets a huge two-handed sword from the corpse of Huilu.
Schlomo is zapped by a bright orange potion and instantly drops it.
Schlomo gets a dead gypsy moth from the corpse of Huilu.
Schlomo is zapped by a magic pouch and instantly drops it.
Schlomo is zapped by a scroll of sight and instantly drops it.
Schlomo gets a small vial of blood red water from the corpse of Huilu.
Schlomo gets a thick green potion from the corpse of Huilu.
Schlomo gets a thick green potion from the corpse of Huilu.
Schlomo gets a thick green potion from the corpse of Huilu.
Schlomo gets a tuft of skunk fur from the corpse of Huilu.
Schlomo gets a vial of seductive perfume from the corpse of Huilu.
Schlomo gets an aquamarine potion from the corpse of Huilu.
Schlomo gets an aquamarine potion from the corpse of Huilu.
Schlomo gets an aquamarine potion from the corpse of Huilu.

586H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW> The corpse doesn't seem to have what you are looking for.

586H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW>
Namtara says 'damn'

586H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW> It's a pretty ghastly sight! Searching through the remains, you find:
corpse (here) :

586H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW> You couldn't find what you were looking for.

586H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW> The corpse doesn't seem to have what you are looking for.

586H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW> It's a pretty ghastly sight! Searching through the remains, you find:
corpse (here) :

586H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW> wave
You wave.

586H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW>
Namtara closes his spellbook with a content look on his face.
Timer now at 60 secs.
The cloud-veiled sky becomes even darker as the sun sets.
Timer now at 60 secs.
Namtara gets a scroll of sight.
Namtara gets a magic pouch.
Namtara gets a bright orange potion.
Namtara gets an ancient ivory ring.
Namtara gets a serpent-shaped ring.
Namtara gets the Gargoyle chieftain's cloak.
Namtara gets a carved ivory mask.
Namtara gets a pair of ivory legplates.
Namtara gets a pair of green swordsman gloves.
Namtara gets a pair of ivory vambraces.
Namtara gets a set of faded ceremonial robes.
Namtara gets a dwarven belt.
Namtara gets a leather component pouch covered with beads.
Namtara gets a rat hide bracelet.
Namtara gets a huge minotaur tessto.

609H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW> l
Vingaard Avenue South
     This is Vingaard Avenue, a well traveled street that runs north-south
through Kalaman. To the north, you see the busy town square and bazaar.
Looking SOUTH, you see the poorer part of town, less frequented by the
general populace. The Traveler's Lodge is to the west and a fine diner is
to the east.
The corpse of Huilu is lying here.
<VA> Namtara Es'Shoik, Black Robed Guardian of the Shoikan Grove is standing here. (flying) (invisible)
. . . is shadowed by a dark and gloomy orb.
A street cleaner is walking about, cleaning up the trash.
Schlomo, Chasing the Short Bus is standing here.

609H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW>
Schlomo says 'loot miagi'

609H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW> get all corpse
exam corpse

Schlomo tells you 'loot'

609H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW> The corpse doesn't seem to have what you are looking for.

609H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW> It's a pretty ghastly sight! Searching through the remains, you find:
corpse (here) :

609H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW>
Schlomo says 'drop it'

609H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW>
Namtara says 'toss chest'

609H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW>
Schlomo tells you 'bash him'

609H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW>
Schlomo says 'drop it'

609H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW>
Namtara says 'i can chest it'

609H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW> say toss cheswt john
You say 'toss cheswt john'

609H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW> say seriously
You say 'seriously?'

609H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW>
Schlomo gets a scroll from his chest.
Schlomo gets a flask from his chest.
Schlomo gets a bag from his chest.
Schlomo gets a potion from his chest.
Schlomo gets a potion from his chest.
Schlomo gets a sandwich from his chest.
Schlomo gets a sandwich from his chest.
Schlomo gets a sandwich from his chest.
Schlomo gets a sandwich from his chest.
Schlomo gets a sandwich from his chest.
Schlomo gets a sandwich from his chest.

609H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW>
Namtara says 'i just said that!'

609H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW>
Schlomo gives a small wooden chest to Namtara.

609H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW>
Namtara says 'laugh'

609H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW>
Namtara flies north.

609H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW>
Schlomo tells you '...'

609H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW>
Schlomo tells you 'why didn't you bash him'

632H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW> reply keeping va peace
You tell Schlomo 'keeping va peace'

632H 178V 1X 58.69% 37C Exits:NESW>
Namtara tells you 'i just joined pzc'

32 comments

  1. Monty · 14 Sep 2011
    Pretty sure we all hate him.
  2. reafe · 14 Sep 2011
    hahahahahah!
  3. jorake · 14 Sep 2011
    Hillbilly? Just because you whine like a little faggot every time something doesn't go your way, OR when monty stops sucking your cock. Don't complain. I entered the war. I was planning on doing it in a different manner, but I did save a buddies eq SO fuck off. Go mumble your deaf dumb cry baby bullshit babble else where and stop acting like a twatwad. Hahahah. What a fucking bitch.
  4. jorake · 14 Sep 2011
    Also. If it had been ANY other person standing there with matt I would of just left it all on the ground. But since it was the retard Natedouche, I changed my mind. Nothing against you Matt. I still love you homie! We'll laugh about this one day when we hang out, if we ever hang out. :)
  5. Monty · 14 Sep 2011
    See the above posts to why nobody likes u little buddy :) and if I was sucking anybodys cock it would be my own. You know u all wish u could do it.
  6. jorake · 14 Sep 2011
    The above post which insult you and the other girl? I'll live! I'll live.
  7. drdactyl · 14 Sep 2011
    If you 'entered the war' you would have been assisting and there would be two corpses. Looks more like you decided to be an asshat.

    P.S. Please tell Bryton to attach a rag to the end of his tail so he can clean up his drool stains he is leaving all over my SH.
  8. Monty · 14 Sep 2011
    Faggot retard idiot cocksucker bitch crybaby douche. Typical john post. I guess u can't expect much from a wife beater. This guy doesn't have to wear a tanktop to be one!
  9. Monty · 14 Sep 2011
    Who is the man with the drunk right hand that slaps his wife every chance he can? Drake.....John Drake. Daaaaaaamn right. (Shaft)
  10. bryton · 14 Sep 2011
    haha wow you guys are pretty ruthless....
  11. Matt|Morte · 14 Sep 2011
    @John

    ...
  12. RaVaN · 14 Sep 2011
    Terrible whining...You know John dislikes you Nate and that you dislike John...how else did you expect this to go knowing that John and I are friends? I can't imagine a better way for John to have entered this fight. Anyhow, say what you want about John but he is loyal to friends on this game. Is the biggest reason I value his friendship over many others in this game. Anyhow, blame yourself for being silly enough to have opt_nobloody on. That in and of itself is worthy of a ninjaloot.

    Anyhow, awesome grab John!

    As to the log, nice job whacking Huilu. He was just on his way to ritual me. Figured you all were up to something and weren't going to chase us down in the zone we were in. Shame Huilu wasn't prepped, he might have gotten away, but that's the way it rolls sometimes. Nice job! Only issue I have is using an untagged, but that is just as naughty in the grand scheme of things as John using his Ninjaloot skills for the greater good.
  13. RaVaN · 14 Sep 2011
    @Matt/Morte

    Thanks for keeping VA peace like that, it is appreciated. The whole thing happened pretty fast since I was telling John right when you jumped Huilu to detag VA and come fight with us. Couple minutes more and John would have been tagged <PZC>. Nate was probably right wanting you to bash him, but <raises fist> RESPECT for what I would call being honorable!!!
  14. drdactyl · 14 Sep 2011
    Yes, so honorable to "enter the fight" (loot) while dressed like a civilian.

    Good things come in threes though - you got Bryton, now John... what other winner will join the cause?
  15. pogie · 14 Sep 2011
    wow shady scum looting funny shit tho:P
  16. jorake · 15 Sep 2011
    Indeed. Unfortunately I couldn't be the guy who walked in on my wife taking my friends dick in her ass, because I didn't have what it took to satisfy her, and get put in jail for 2 months for "trying" to beat my friend up and ended up having my own ass beat instead. When really you were probably more pissed off that he wouldn't put his dick in your mouth. Because lets face it, when you are a roid junky... well you know what happens, dontcha. And no one on here knows it but you entire life has been like that hasn't it buddy? Disappointment after endless disappointment... First it was the home life, then you acted out, then you sucked at acting out so you tried to be a tough guy, then you sucked at being a tough guy and your best friend fucked your wife anyhow, and so the story goes.
  17. jorake · 15 Sep 2011
    And yes as for the loot, sure it was a bit shady. But anything short of announcing what i was doing to the mud would be considered the same. As Samii pointed out. On the same level with attacking as an untagged virtually unknown. I considered nightmaring, but my mage isn't legend and Miagi would of just sat and laughed at me while he bashed my face in. So better to save a nice set of eq than lose a nice set anyhow + a trash set that was put together in a day or so. It's never scummy till the other guy does it though huh!
  18. daniel_1 · 15 Sep 2011
    bryton and jorake are like bonnie and clyde
    or more like tweedle dee and tweedle dumb

    the difficult part to work out, is which one is tweedle dumb.
  19. Monty · 15 Sep 2011
    At least I fight guys and not girls. :)
  20. jorake · 15 Sep 2011
    Hey. When a bitch steps out then the bitch steps out. Gotta deal with that shit yo.
  21. jorake · 15 Sep 2011
    I think you should go on Maury. Take your ex wife, your best friend and like 10 of your other friends and get bloodtest done on your kid. See who the real dad is.
  22. Monty · 15 Sep 2011
    Already did. Turns out your kids are mine too! Schwiiiing.
  23. jorake · 15 Sep 2011
    I want some fucking child support then
  24. Kalis · 15 Sep 2011
    It's always fun to look at these logs and see what was arbitrarily set for bloody flags and what wasn't. Seriously, ivory chainmail doesn't get flagged but everything else in that set does?

    @RaVaN... I don't know what you mean when you ask Nate "how did you expect this to go?" It seems obvious from the log that he pretty much figured John was going to run off with the gear. Asking him not too was pretty much one last futile act of courtesy before asking Matt to stop him.
  25. Maldrik · 15 Sep 2011
    A sample of what would go on in MAEL irc on a daily basis. Best clan eva.

    Sup mouse?
  26. drdactyl · 15 Sep 2011
    You know how I know you're gay? You'd rather be inside a MAEL than a FEMALE.
  27. RaVaN · 15 Sep 2011
    At least it's the same species...
  28. Monty · 15 Sep 2011
    Not much nga bob! Just living the good life. I still love to go on sufs and talk a little shit to Ike Turner tho. How are u buddy.
  29. ilya · 15 Sep 2011
    Schlomo turns Huilu's head to the side and sink his fangs into his neck.

    LOL
  30. feroz · 15 Sep 2011
    Does anybody have a rough estimate when the wipe is?
  31. kreachor · 15 Sep 2011
    Johnni Boi!!! You better be in Austin tomorrow.
  32. feroz · 16 Sep 2011
    I'm moving to North Dakota OCT 10th with my cousin bud, we got 18$ / hr jobs lined up doing construction, as well as the oil fields. We'll make enough money over winter I can come visit ya'll spring break bud! Was just wondering when the wipe is tho if I find time to play for a bit next wipe.