2 birds with one spear

7 Oct 2011 · Submitted by reafe · POV: Humphrey · 660 views · ★ Score -1.7 · 13 votes

Sword Street

493H 93V 48.57% 2395C Exits:NEW> w
Intersection: Sword Street and Northern Avenue

493H 92V 48.57% 2395C Exits:NESW> w
Sword Street
Andfloid the Male Minotaur is standing here.
A merchant has erected a portable counter in the middle of the street here.

493H 91V 48.57% 2395C Exits:NEW> sca
Looking north:
You see nothing special.
A streetsweeper is here keeping Palanthas tidy.
Dafin the Male Hylar Dwarf is standing here.
A streetsweeper is here keeping Palanthas tidy.
Arachnia is here winding yarn into a ball. She pauses in her work and looks
at you expectantly.
A Palanthian guard stands here, watching warily for troublemakers.
Looking east:
You see nothing special.
Looking south:
You see nothing special.
Looking west:
You see nothing special.
A Palanthian guard is here serving and protecting the citizens of Palanthas.
Looking up:
You see nothing special.
Looking down:
You see nothing special.

493H 91V 48.57% 2395C Exits:NEW> backstab Andfloid
Andfloid makes a strange sound, as you place a crimson dragon's spine javelin in his back.
Andfloid appears noticeably weaker.

493H 91V 48.57% 2395C [Humphrey:Perfect] [Andfloid:Fair] Exits:NEW>
You pierce Andfloid extremely hard.
You pierce Andfloid extremely hard.
You move aside quickly as Andfloid attacks!

493H 91V 48.57% 2395C [Humphrey:Perfect] [Andfloid:V.Bad] Exits:NEW> fl
You flee head over heels.
Intersection: Sword Street and Northern Avenue

493H 90V 48.57% 2395C Exits:NESW> w
Sword Street
Andfloid the Male Minotaur is standing here.
A merchant has erected a portable counter in the middle of the street here.

493H 89V 48.57% 2395C Exits:NEW> backstab Andfloid
Andfloid makes a strange sound but is suddenly very silent, as you place a crimson dragon's spine javelin in his back.
You receive 0 experience.
get all.coins corpse
Andfloid is dead! R.I.P.

493H 89V 48.57% 2395C [Andfloid:Dying] Exits:NEW>
The death cry of Andfloid echoes from somewhere nearby...
Gentle arrives from the west.

493H 89V 48.57% 2395C Exits:NEW> exa corpse
backstab gentle
The corpse doesn't seem to have what you are looking for.

493H 89V 48.57% 2395C Exits:NEW> It's a pretty ghastly sight! Searching through the remains, you find:
corpse (here) :
a stained grey pouch
a pair of flesh colored gloves
a pair of shiny black boots
a pair of grey jouster's chaps
an emerald green leather vest
a dark amulet..covered in blood..it glows dimly
a small fish
a pinch of powdered quartz
a large fish
a small fish [2]
a large fish
a small fish
a bottle of rotgut
a small fish

493H 89V 48.57% 2395C Exits:NEW> Gentle makes a strange sound, as you place a crimson dragon's spine javelin in her back.

493H 89V 48.57% 2395C [Humphrey:Perfect] [Gentle:V.Bad] Exits:NEW>
You massacre Gentle with your pierce.
You pierce Gentle extremely hard.
Gentle misses you with her crush.

493H 89V 48.57% 2395C [Humphrey:Perfect] [Gentle:V.Bad] Exits:NEW> fl

A Palanthian guard arrives from the west.

493H 89V 48.57% 2395C [Humphrey:Perfect] [Gentle:V.Bad] Exits:NEW> You flee head over heels.
Arachnia's Attire and Alterations
A streetsweeper is here keeping Palanthas tidy.
Dafin the Male Hylar Dwarf is standing here.
A streetsweeper is here keeping Palanthas tidy.
Arachnia is here winding yarn into a ball. She pauses in her work and looks
at you expectantly.
A Palanthian guard stands here, watching warily for troublemakers.

493H 88V 48.57% 2395C Exits:S> s
Sword Street
The corpse of Andfloid is lying here.
A Palanthian guard is here serving and protecting the citizens of Palanthas.
<VA> Gentle the Female Goblin is standing here.
A merchant has erected a portable counter in the middle of the street here.

493H 87V 48.57% 2395C Exits:NEW> backstab Gentle
Gentle makes a strange sound but is suddenly very silent, as you place a crimson dragon's spine javelin in her back.
You receive 0 experience.
get all.coins corpse
Gentle is dead! R.I.P.

493H 87V 48.57% 2395C [Gentle:Dying] Exits:NEW>
The death cry of Gentle echoes from somewhere nearby...

493H 87V 48.57% 2395C Exits:NEW> exa corpse

A Palanthian guard leaves north.

493H 87V 48.57% 2395C Exits:NEW> You get a large pile of coins from the corpse of Gentle.
There were 211 coins.

493H 87V 48.57% 2606C Exits:NEW> It's a pretty ghastly sight! Searching through the remains, you find:
corpse (here) :
a heavily charred blacksmith's hammer..covered in blood..it hums softly
a beaded leather bracelet
a stained grey pouch
a black velvet gown
a pair of leather training boots
a leather training cap
some hide armor..covered in blood
a large lion skin..covered in blood [2]
a large first-aid kit

493H 87V 48.57% 2606C Exits:NEW> g hammer corpse
You get a heavily charred blacksmith's hammer from the corpse of Gentle.

493H 87V 48.57% 2606C Exits:NEW> exa 2.corpse
It's a pretty ghastly sight! Searching through the remains, you find:
corpse (here) :
a stained grey pouch
a pair of flesh colored gloves
a pair of shiny black boots
a pair of grey jouster's chaps
an emerald green leather vest
a dark amulet..covered in blood..it glows dimly
a small fish
a pinch of powdered quartz
a large fish
a small fish [2]
a large fish
a small fish
a bottle of rotgut
a small fish

493H 87V 48.57% 2606C Exits:NEW> g pouch 2.corpse
You get a stained grey pouch from the corpse of Andfloid.

20 comments

Kadaj · 7 Oct 2011

Got'em.
bd · 7 Oct 2011

Wow. Humphrey is awesome at killing level 5's. I am impress!
reafe · 7 Oct 2011

you know what they say - mess with the bull, get the horns.
Player B · 7 Oct 2011

Sweet pk moves!
drdactyl · 8 Oct 2011

Or, in this case, mess with the bull get the shit. Sweet pouch loads.
Kadaj · 8 Oct 2011

You couldn't find what you were looking for.

513H 186V 1X 19.86% 11302C Exits:NS>
You get a short oaken stake from the corpse of Dover.
You get an obsidian dagger from the corpse of Dover.
You get a large waterskin from the corpse of Dover.
You get a pair of green leather sleeves from the corpse of Dover.
You get a pair of green swordsman gloves from the corpse of Dover.
You get a pair of green leather boots from the corpse of Dover.
You get a pair of green leather leggings from the corpse of Dover.
You get a green leather cap from the corpse of Dover.
You get a green leather jerkin from the corpse of Dover.
You get a sapphire inlaid choker from the corpse of Dover.
You get a fragile coral ring from the corpse of Dover.
You get a very large pile of coins from the corpse of Dover.
There were 1186 coins.
You get a large waterskin from the corpse of Dover.
You get a large waterskin from the corpse of Dover.
You get a milky potion of see invisible from the corpse of Dover.
You get a piece of bread from the corpse of Dover.
You get a piece of bread from the corpse of Dover.
You get a putrid potion from the corpse of Dover.
You get a scroll of recall from the corpse of Dover.
You get a scroll of recall from the corpse of Dover.
You get a scroll of recall from the corpse of Dover.
You get a scroll of recall from the corpse of Dover.
You get a scroll of recall from the corpse of Dover.
You get a small wooden chest from the corpse of Dover.

Almost as good as your 6 vs 2! Sweet peacekeeper set.
Erik · 8 Oct 2011

-5, anybody could kill a lowbie....kill somebody around your lvl than boast. All I see here is somebody I want to personally pk because they are worthless and bring nothing to the game other then that they think they rule cause the killed some lowbies.
kaa · 8 Oct 2011

Does anybody know whats up with the mud? And stop posting stupid logs plzzz.
Kadaj · 8 Oct 2011

Throat punch is what's happening! Im sure they are implementing the recent changes Aristox posted on the forums.
reed23 · 8 Oct 2011

Kadaj will be back and about with his thief due to the changes!
reed23 · 8 Oct 2011

Also, i think it would be cool on the side of sufs to have like a scrolling chat box so that when mud goes down (along with mud page) people could post in that random area, etc.
Steve87 · 8 Oct 2011

corpse (here) :
a heavily charred blacksmith's hammer..covered in blood..it hums softly
a beaded leather bracelet
a stained grey pouch
a black velvet gown
a pair of leather training boots
a leather training cap

LOL! What the saddest part of this is, is that your probably stabbing for about 32hp's.
Kadaj · 8 Oct 2011

I've been back! But as Mavlad would say, only because BSP has quitted
humphrey · 8 Oct 2011

A lot of people been drinking that Haterade lately, you can all suck a dick.

bd - never seen you post on here before, so i'm guessing you made this nickname specifically to post on my log cause you fear me

erik - i'm glad you want to pk me. if i can make people feel that desire to come back and hunt me down then i'm bringing up arctic's #'s. show me what you got big boy.

shesh - don't make stupid comments. extremely/extremely, massacre/extremely hits means stabs minimum 100. also, you quit after losing 1 big battle to RQ in which you almost lost your set and instead of risking more 10v10s just deeprented the rest of your playing time. that's some BIG BALLS you got!
Kadaj · 8 Oct 2011

That was actually STEVE87, not Shesh!
kaa · 9 Oct 2011

Haha! Shesh is humphrey's nightmare!
bryton · 9 Oct 2011

Humphrey just do us a favor and never post a log or comment again. Btw shesh didn't deepent his eq.
bd · 9 Oct 2011

Humphrey why not post yer log of 1stabbing my level 20 thief? Oh, I know. It's cause I didnt having my training cap on still!
Leonite · 9 Oct 2011

No kidding. Humphrey is a total candy cane. Why no log of you stabbing my lvl 23 thief three times and not even bringing it to awful?

Then when I come out of the inn to find/fight you...POOF! Nowhere to be found. I guess hiding in Sol Square stabbing everyone that gets a drink is about as good as you get.

I can't understand why you post this crap...if only to demonstrate your epic failure.

Matt
bd · 10 Oct 2011

@humphrey - I created this login so i could post a log of you randoming my only char (level 20 thief/no gear). But i am very feared of you!