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Apocalypse Now
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Gibraltor appears before Coiba in a puff of smoke.
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Coiba's bash powers through Gibraltor's flesh shield, sending him sprawling.
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Coiba's blow glances off a piece of flesh circling Gibraltor.
Coiba's blow is absorbed by Gibraltor's armor.
Coiba's blow glances off a piece of flesh circling Gibraltor.
Coiba's blow is absorbed by Gibraltor's armor.
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c 'force mi' gibraltor
You utter the words, 'force missile'
Your spell misses Gibraltor and disappears into his dark orb.
Your spell misses Gibraltor and disappears into his dark orb.
Your blow glances off a piece of flesh circling Gibraltor.
Your spell misses Gibraltor and disappears into his dark orb.
THWAP! Gibraltor's tenebrous orb detonates, slamming Coiba with dark energy.
THWAP! Gibraltor's tenebrous orb detonates, slamming you with dark energy.
Your blow glances off a piece of flesh circling Gibraltor.
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Sotofa focuses harshly on Gibraltor and utters the words, 'force missile'.
Sotofa's blow glances off a piece of flesh circling Gibraltor.
Sotofa's blow glances off a piece of flesh circling Gibraltor.
Sotofa's blow glances off a piece of flesh circling Gibraltor.
Sotofa's blow glances off a piece of flesh circling Gibraltor.
Sotofa's blow glances off a piece of flesh circling Gibraltor.
The power of Sotofa's force missile knocks Gibraltor onto his butt.
Sotofa focuses harshly on Gibraltor and utters the words, 'thunderbolt'.
Gibraltor wavers under the impact of the thunderbolt sent by Sotofa.
Sotofa falls onto her rump and slides backwards a bit.
Gibraltor's fists start to glow with an electric charge.
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Coiba gives Gibraltor a solid punch in the face.
Gibraltor's eyes cross and he stumbles back.
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Coiba stumbles and falls while trying to bash Gibraltor.
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Gibraltor misses Coiba with his pierce.
Coiba massacres Gibraltor with her stab.
Coiba massacres Gibraltor with her stab.
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c 'haste' coiba
You utter the words, 'haste'
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Coiba stands up.
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Gibraltor misses Coiba with his pierce.
Coiba stabs Gibraltor extremely hard.
Coiba crashes into Gibraltor in a thundering collision, knocking him to the ground!
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Sotofa stands up.
326H 138V 2317255X 4.20% 65C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> c 'force mi' gibraltor
Sotofa focuses harshly on Gibraltor and utters the words, 'force missile'.
Sotofa grins as her force missile crashes into Gibraltor.
Sotofa grins as her force missile crashes into Gibraltor.
Sotofa grins as her force missile crashes into Gibraltor.
Sotofa grins as her force missile crashes into Gibraltor.
Sotofa grins as her force missile crashes into Gibraltor.
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c 'force mi' gibraltor
You utter the words, 'force missile'
You grin triumphantly as your force missile crashes into Gibraltor.
Gibraltor is stunned, but will likely regain consciousness again.
The force missile tears away the remaining life of Gibraltor.
You receive 825000 experience.
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The death cry of Gibraltor echoes from somewhere nearby...
Socks the gargoyle stops following Gibraltor.
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Sotofa gets a pile of coins from the corpse of Gibraltor.
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Sotofa divides 18 coins equally among the group members present.
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Sotofa gets a bronze torture knife from the corpse of Gibraltor.
Sotofa gets an icy white bracelet from the corpse of Gibraltor.
Sotofa gets a runed silk pouch from the corpse of Gibraltor.
Sotofa gets a heavy black robe with silver embroidery from the corpse of Gibraltor.
Sotofa is zapped by a pair of black gloves of the Conclave and instantly drops it.
Sotofa is zapped by a pair of black pants and instantly drops it.
Sotofa gets an obsidian crown from the corpse of Gibraltor.
Sotofa gets a purple silk robe from the corpse of Gibraltor.
Sotofa gets a thick purple cloak with a silver draconian brooch from the corpse of Gibraltor.
Sotofa gets a heavy golden chain from the corpse of Gibraltor.
Sotofa gets the starjewel from the corpse of Gibraltor.
Sotofa gets a clump of damp mulch from the corpse of Gibraltor.
Sotofa gets a roasted turkey leg from the corpse of Gibraltor.
Sotofa gets a roasted turkey leg from the corpse of Gibraltor.
Sotofa gets a roasted turkey leg from the corpse of Gibraltor.
Sotofa gets a thick green potion from the corpse of Gibraltor.
Sotofa gets a thick green potion from the corpse of Gibraltor.
Sotofa gets a thick green potion from the corpse of Gibraltor.
Sotofa gets a thick green potion from the corpse of Gibraltor.
Sotofa gets a small canteen from the corpse of Gibraltor.
Sotofa gets a small canteen from the corpse of Gibraltor.
Sotofa gets a wrist lantern from the corpse of Gibraltor.
Sotofa gets a wrist lantern from the corpse of Gibraltor.
Sotofa gets a waterskin from the corpse of Gibraltor.
326H 138V 1492255X 4.20% 71C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> You armor hums softly as you prepare to cast.
You feel more powerful.
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