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The prior skirmish

We were about to do Soth and I was trying to log off as these assholes decided to piss my wife off!

16 Jun 2013 · Submitted by ilya · POV: Rippit · 667 views · ★ Score +3.4 · 5 votes
Mumu appears before you in a puff of smoke.
Swibelgluck stumbles out of a puff of smoke.
Caradoc, Lord Soth's Seneschal utters some strange words.
Caradoc, Lord Soth's Seneschal is surrounded by 2 duplicate images.
Mumu focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
Mumu slowly fades into existence.
Mumu grins as her force missile crashes into your chest!
Mumu grins as her force missile crashes into your chest!
Mumu grins as her force missile crashes into your chest!
Mumu grins as her force missile crashes into your chest!
Mumu grins as her force missile crashes into your chest!
You scream in horror and pain as Mumu's force missile explodes!

320H 128V 1X 28.98% 60541C [Rippit:Good] [Mumu:Perfect] Exits:NW>
You stop watching Olas.

320H 128V 1X 28.98% 60541C [Rippit:Good] [Mumu:Perfect] Exits:NW> ki soth

Olas massacres Mumu with his slash.

320H 128V 1X 28.98% 60541C [Rippit:Good] [Mumu:V.Good] Exits:NW> They aren't here.

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Lulu gives Mumu a solid punch in the face.
Mumu's eyes cross and she stumbles back.

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Lulu crashes into Mumu in a thundering collision, knocking her to the ground!

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Karzan slowly fades into existence.
Karzan's mighty cleave almost cuts Mumu in two.
Karzan annihilates Mumu with his cleave.

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Kirito attempts to strike at Caradoc, Lord Soth's Seneschal with his spear.
Kirito slowly fades into existence.
Kirito misses Caradoc, Lord Soth's Seneschal and destroys an image instead.

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Lashric massacres Mumu with his claw.
Flesh burns as Lashric's fiery weapon contacts Mumu.
Lashric's claws maliciously scrape Mumu's skin.

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^Qwine: check who

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Nimnogg obliterates Mumu with his pierce.

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Olas deftly steps in front of you, pushing you out of the way.
Olas comes to your rescue! You're thankful, but a bit dazed.
Mumu misses Olas with her pierce.
Olas massacres Mumu with his slash.
Olas massacres Mumu with his slash.
Nimnogg's sword flashes a brilliant green colour as he jams it between the ribs.
Nimnogg obliterates Mumu with his pierce.
You receive 0 experience.
get coins corpse
Mumu is dead! R.I.P.
Lashric's claws savagely cut through Mumu's tendons.
Kirito misses Caradoc, Lord Soth's Seneschal and destroys an image instead.
Cathan massacres Caradoc, Lord Soth's Seneschal with his slash.
Caradoc, Lord Soth's Seneschal hits Cathan extremely hard.
The death cry of Mumu echoes from somewhere nearby...
Mumu stops following Swibelgluck.
320H 128V 1X 28.98% 60541C Exits:NW> You get a very large pile of coins from the corpse of Mumu.
There were 14729 coins.

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Kip issues the order 'assist Olas'.

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Swibelgluck gives Nimnogg a solid punch in the face.
Swibelgluck slowly fades into existence.
Kip bludgeons Swibelgluck extremely hard.

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Swibelgluck stumbles and falls while trying to bash Nimnogg.

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Cathan focuses his purity on Caradoc, Lord Soth's Seneschal's leg!
Cathan forces Caradoc, Lord Soth's Seneschal to the ground.

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c 'heal' self
You utter the words, 'heal'
You heal yourself.
Your entire body tingles for a few seconds.

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Some of your lighter wounds disappear.
Cathan deftly steps in front of Nimnogg, pushing into the frey.
Cathan heroically rescues Nimnogg.
Swibelgluck massacres Cathan with his stab.
Cathan misses Swibelgluck with his slash.
Kip massacres Swibelgluck with his bludgeon.
Kip massacres Swibelgluck with his bludgeon.
Kirito massacres Caradoc, Lord Soth's Seneschal with his pierce.
Caradoc, Lord Soth's Seneschal hits Cathan extremely hard.
Kirito growls a prayer in anger and dives into the fray with a purpose.
Lashric sends a rejuvenating surge Lashric's way, Lashric appears rested.

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gro
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Essovius appears before you in a puff of smoke.
Essovius focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
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Kip laughs and jeers at Swibelgluck, making a fool of himself.

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Olas annihilates Caradoc, Lord Soth's Seneschal with his slash.

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Nimnogg says 'heh'

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Olas massacres Caradoc, Lord Soth's Seneschal with his slash.
Olas annihilates Caradoc, Lord Soth's Seneschal with his slash.
Swibelgluck massacres Cathan with his stab.
Swibelgluck massacres Cathan with his stab.
Cathan slashes Swibelgluck extremely hard.
Kip bludgeons Swibelgluck extremely hard.
Kip massacres Swibelgluck with his bludgeon.
Kirito annihilates Caradoc, Lord Soth's Seneschal with his pierce.
Caradoc, Lord Soth's Seneschal misses Cathan with his hit.
Your group of 10 members consists of:
  CL Rippit           perfect   rested    standing   Y   Y    N    Y   Y     1    1
  SC Karzan           perfect   rested    standing   Y   N    N    Y   Y     0    0
  PA Kirito           perfect   rested    fighting   Y   N    N    Y   Y     0    1
  PA Cathan           good      rested    fighting   Y   N    Y    Y   Y     0    1
  SC Lashric          perfect   rested    standing   Y   Y    Y    Y   Y     0    0
  TH Nimnogg          v.good    rested    standing   Y   N    Y    N   Y     0    0
  SH Kip              v.good    rested    fighting   Y   N    Y    Y   Y     1    0
  WA Lulu             v.good    rested    standing   Y   N    Y    Y   Y     0    0
  RE Qwine            perfect   fatigued  standing   Y   Y    Y    Y   N     0    1
  PA Olas             good      rested    fighting   Y   N    N    Y   Y     1    0

416H 128V 1X 28.98% 75270C Mem:1 Exits:NW> Your group of 10 members consists of:
  CL Rippit           perfect   rested    standing   Y   Y    N    Y   Y     1    1
  SC Karzan           perfect   rested    standing   Y   N    N    Y   Y     0    0
  PA Kirito           perfect   rested    fighting   Y   N    N    Y   Y     0    1
  PA Cathan           good      rested    fighting   Y   N    Y    Y   Y     0    1
  SC Lashric          perfect   rested    standing   Y   Y    Y    Y   Y     0    0
  TH Nimnogg          v.good    rested    standing   Y   N    Y    N   Y     0    0
  SH Kip              v.good    rested    fighting   Y   N    Y    Y   Y     1    0
  WA Lulu             v.good    rested    standing   Y   N    Y    Y   Y     0    0
  RE Qwine            perfect   fatigued  standing   Y   Y    Y    Y   N     0    1
  PA Olas             good      rested    fighting   Y   N    N    Y   Y     1    0
Lashric slowly fades into existence.
Lashric massacres Caradoc, Lord Soth's Seneschal with his claw.
Flesh burns as Lashric's fiery weapon contacts Caradoc, Lord Soth's Seneschal.
Lashric's claws maliciously scrape Caradoc, Lord Soth's Seneschal's skin.

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Swibelgluck stands up.
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Nimnogg annihilates Caradoc, Lord Soth's Seneschal with his pierce.
You receive 0 experience.
get coins corpse
Caradoc, Lord Soth's Seneschal is dead! R.I.P.

416H 128V 1X 29.11% 75270C Mem:1 Exits:NW> The corpse doesn't seem to have what you are looking for.

416H 128V 1X 29.11% 75270C Mem:1 Exits:NW> gro

Swibelgluck stops fighting his opponent and turns to Nimnogg instead.

416H 128V 1X 29.11% 75270C Mem:1 Exits:NW> The death cry of Caradoc, Lord Soth's Seneschal echoes from somewhere nearby...
Caradoc, Lord Soth's Seneschal's corpse disintegrates instantly!
Swibelgluck stumbles and falls while trying to bash Nimnogg.
Your group of 10 members consists of:
  CL Rippit           perfect   rested    standing   Y   Y    N    Y   Y     1    1
  SC Karzan           perfect   rested    standing   Y   N    N    Y   Y     0    0
  PA Kirito           perfect   rested    standing   Y   N    N    Y   Y     0    1
  PA Cathan           good      rested    fighting   Y   N    Y    Y   Y     0    1
  SC Lashric          perfect   rested    standing   Y   N    Y    Y   Y     0    0
  TH Nimnogg          v.good    rested    fighting   Y   N    Y    N   Y     0    0
  SH Kip              v.good    rested    fighting   Y   N    Y    Y   Y     1    0
  WA Lulu             v.good    rested    standing   Y   N    Y    Y   Y     0    0
  RE Qwine            perfect   fatigued  standing   Y   Y    Y    Y   N     0    1
  PA Olas             good      rested    standing   Y   N    N    Y   Y     1    0

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Cathan attempts to strike at Swibelgluck with his sword.
Cathan slashes Swibelgluck extremely hard.

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Kip issues the order 'assist'.
The spirit of a sun child hits Swibelgluck very hard.
The spirit of Mazuz massacres Swibelgluck with its hit.

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Olas boggles at some nebulous concept.

416H 128V 1X 29.11% 75270C Mem:1 Exits:NW> get all corpse
You get a black granite orb from the corpse of Mumu.
You get a black fang of a shadow beast from the corpse of Mumu.
You get an embossed jellyfish pouch from the corpse of Mumu.
You get a thick white belt from the corpse of Mumu.
You get an ancient, hooded purple battle robe from the corpse of Mumu.
You get a large crystal dragon scale from the corpse of Mumu.
You get an elongated squid head quiver from the corpse of Mumu.
You get a pair of finely crafted circlets from the corpse of Mumu.
You get some spellcasting gloves from the corpse of Mumu.
You get a pair of silver threaded boots from the corpse of Mumu.
You get some black satin pants with deep pockets from the corpse of Mumu.
You are zapped by the Queen's crown and instantly drop it.
You get the mottled robes of the Archmagus from the corpse of Mumu.
You get a crimson cloak inlaid with threads of marble from the corpse of Mumu.
You get a silver chain of maple leaves from the corpse of Mumu.
You get a carved stone seal from the corpse of Mumu.
You get a wedding ring from the corpse of Mumu.
You get an entire loaf of bread from the corpse of Mumu.
You get an entire loaf of bread from the corpse of Mumu.
You get a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Mumu.
You get a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Mumu.
You get a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Mumu.
You get a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Mumu.
You get a blue potion of remove poison from the corpse of Mumu.
You get a yellow potion from the corpse of Mumu.
You get a magical watering can from the corpse of Mumu.
You get a small wooden chest from the corpse of Mumu.
Potion : You can't carry that many items.
Potion : You can't carry that many items.

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Olas massacres Swibelgluck with his slash.

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Essovius gets a pile of coins.
Kip laughs and jeers at Swibelgluck until he becomes red in the face.

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Swibelgluck annihilates Kip with his stab.
Swibelgluck annihilates Kip with his stab.
Olas massacres Swibelgluck with his slash.
Olas massacres Swibelgluck with his slash.
The spirit of Mazuz massacres Swibelgluck with its hit.
The spirit of a sun child misses Swibelgluck with its hit.
Cathan massacres Swibelgluck with his slash.
Kip massacres Swibelgluck with his bludgeon.
Swibelgluck deflects part of Kip's blow with his shield.
Kip bludgeons Swibelgluck extremely hard.

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Kirito slowly fades into existence.
Kirito pierces Swibelgluck extremely hard.

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Lashric massacres Swibelgluck with his claw.
Flesh burns as Lashric's fiery weapon contacts Swibelgluck.
Lashric's claws viciously rend Swibelgluck's soft flesh.

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ass
You attempt to assist Lashric.
You obliterate Swibelgluck with your crush.
You whisper the dark words, and the mace emits the blackest of darkness.
The magic fails!

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Lulu massacres Swibelgluck with her stab.

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Nimnogg says 'what idiot'

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Essovius focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
Essovius grins as his force missile crashes into your chest!
Essovius grins as his force missile crashes into your chest!
Essovius grins as his force missile crashes into your chest!
Essovius grins as his force missile crashes into your chest!
Essovius grins as his force missile crashes into your chest!
Olas screams in horror and pain as Essovius's force missile explodes!
BOOM! Essovius's force missile explodes on contact, blasting Lulu!
There is a bright flash as Essovius's force missile explodes in the spirit of a sun child's face!
The spirit of Mazuz staggers back as Essovius's force missile explodes in front of it!
There is a bright flash as Essovius's force missile explodes in Kip's face!
Lashric screams in horror and pain as Essovius's force missile explodes!
Cathan screams in horror and pain as Essovius's force missile explodes!
Kirito staggers back as Essovius's force missile explodes in front of him!
You stagger backward as Essovius's force missile explodes in front of you!

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Some of your lighter wounds disappear.
Lulu massacres Swibelgluck with her stab.
You annihilate Swibelgluck with your crush.
Lashric claws Swibelgluck extremely hard.
Flesh burns as Lashric's fiery weapon contacts Swibelgluck.
Lashric's claws viciously rend Swibelgluck's soft flesh.
Lashric misses Swibelgluck with his claw.
Flesh burns as Lashric's fiery weapon contacts Swibelgluck.
Kirito annihilates Swibelgluck with his pierce.
Swibelgluck annihilates Kip with his stab.
Swibelgluck annihilates Kip with his stab.
Olas massacres Swibelgluck with his slash.
The spirit of Mazuz hits Swibelgluck very hard.
The spirit of a sun child hits Swibelgluck extremely hard.
Swibelgluck is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
Cathan obliterates Swibelgluck with his slash.
You receive 0 experience.
get coins corpse
Swibelgluck is dead! R.I.P.
The death cry of Swibelgluck echoes from somewhere nearby...
Yhonk stops following Swibelgluck.
Essovius stops following Swibelgluck.
Kip issues the order 'assist'.

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Kip utters some strange words.
Kip's wounds begin to heal.

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Cathan gets a scroll from his chest.

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Cathan stops using a globe of vision.
Cathan grabs a glowing scroll of recall.
Cathan recites a glowing scroll of recall.
Cathan disappears.

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gt loot him
#10 seconds till TICK
You are carrying:
a small wooden chest
a magical watering can..it glows blue
a yellow potion..it glows blue
a blue potion of remove poison..it glows blue
a glowing scroll of recall..it glows blue..it glows dimly [4]
an entire loaf of bread [2]
a wedding ring..it glows blue
a carved stone seal..it glows blue..it glows dimly
a silver chain of maple leaves
a crimson cloak inlaid with threads of marble..it glows blue..it glows dimly
the mottled robes of the Archmagus..it glows blue..it glows dimly
some black satin pants with deep pockets..it glows blue
a pair of silver threaded boots..it glows blue
some spellcasting gloves..it glows blue
a pair of finely crafted circlets..it glows blue..it glows dimly
an elongated squid head quiver..it glows blue
a large crystal dragon scale..it glows blue
an ancient, hooded purple battle robe..it glows blue
a thick white belt..it glows blue
an embossed jellyfish pouch..it glows blue
a black fang of a shadow beast
a black granite orb..it glows blue..it hums softly
a sky blue robe etched with golden runes..it glows blue
a large golden shield..it glows blue..it glows dimly
a ruby encrusted obsidian pentagram..it glows blue
a rusty iron key
a glowing scroll of recall..it glows blue..it glows dimly [2]
a scroll of improved transport..it glows blue
a scroll of recall..it glows blue
a glowing scroll of recall..it glows blue..it glows dimly
a glowing bracer..it glows blue..it glows dimly
a dog's tooth
a griffon feather..it glows blue..it glows dimly
a scroll about Lunitari..it glows blue

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The corpse doesn't seem to have what you are looking for.

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You tell your group 'loot him'

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gt loot him

Essovius focuses harshly on you and utters some strange words.
Essovius grins as his force missile crashes into your chest!
Essovius grins as his force missile crashes into your chest!
Essovius grins as his force missile crashes into your chest!
Essovius grins as his force missile crashes into your chest!
Essovius grins as his force missile crashes into your chest!
Lashric slowly fades into existence.
Lashric misses Essovius and destroys an image instead.

231H 128V 1X 29.11% 75270C [Rippit:Fair] [Essovius:Good] Mem:1 Exits:NW> You tell your group 'loot him'
231H 128V 1X 29.11% 75270C [Rippit:Fair] [Essovius:Good] Mem:1 Exits:NW> gt loot him

You tell your group 'loot him'

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Some of your lighter wounds disappear.
Olas deftly steps in front of you, pushing you out of the way.
Olas comes to your rescue! You're thankful, but a bit dazed.
Olas deflects a good chunk of Essovius's blow with his shield.
Essovius bruises Olas with his drain.
Olas misses Essovius and destroys an image instead.
Olas misses Essovius and destroys an image instead.
Lashric misses Essovius and destroys an image instead.
Lashric misses Essovius and destroys an image instead.
After briefly disappearing, Essovius's mirror image pops back into view.
Lashric's claws savagely tear through Essovius's muscles.

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c 'heal' self
You utter the words, 'heal'
You heal yourself.
Your entire body tingles for a few seconds.

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Kip utters some strange words.
Kip's wounds begin to heal.

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Kirito massacres Essovius with his pierce.
Kirito is shocked, as he swings as Essovius.

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Karzan says 'olas dont'

413H 128V 1X 29.11% 75270C Mem:1 Exits:NW> gro

Karzan stops using a stone-bladed hatchet.
Karzan grabs a scroll of recall.
Karzan recites a scroll of recall.
Karzan disappears.

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ass

Essovius stops using a small green orb.
Essovius grabs a glowing scroll of recall.
Essovius recites a glowing scroll of recall.

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Some of your lighter wounds disappear.
Kirito massacres Essovius with his pierce.
Kirito is shocked, as he swings as Essovius.
Essovius misses Olas with his drain.
Olas slashes Essovius extremely hard.
Olas is shocked, as he swings as Essovius.
Olas misses Essovius and destroys an image instead.
After briefly disappearing, Essovius's mirror image pops back into view.
Lashric massacres Essovius with his claw.
Flesh burns as Lashric's fiery weapon contacts Essovius.
Lashric is shocked, as he swings as Essovius.
Lashric misses Essovius and destroys an image instead.
Olas says 'what just happened'

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Lashric grabs at Essovius and attempts to electrocute him, but fails badly.

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Your group of 10 members consists of:
  CL Rippit           perfect   rested    standing   Y   Y    N    Y   Y     1    1
  SC Karzan           perfect   rested    standing   Y   Y    N    Y   N     0    0
  PA Kirito           v.good    rested    fighting   Y   N    N    Y   Y     0    1
  PA Cathan           good      rested    standing   Y   N    Y    Y   N     0    1
  SC Lashric          v.good    rested    fighting   Y   N    Y    Y   Y     0    0
  TH Nimnogg          v.good    rested    standing   Y   N    Y    N   Y     0    0
  SH Kip              perfect   rested    standing   Y   N    Y    Y   Y     1    2
  WA Lulu             v.good    rested    standing   Y   N    Y    Y   Y     0    0
  RE Qwine            perfect   fatigued  standing   Y   Y    Y    Y   N     0    1
  PA Olas             good      rested    fighting   Y   N    N    Y   Y     1    0

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You attempt to assist Lashric.
You obliterate Essovius with your crush.
You feel a shock as you swing through Essovius's electric aura.

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Olas panics, and attempts to flee.
Olas flies west.

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Nimnogg gets a blue potion of remove poison from the corpse of Mumu.
Nimnogg gets a yellow potion from the corpse of Mumu.

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Kirito focuses his purity on Essovius's leg!
Kirito forces Essovius to the ground.
Kirito faith burns Essovius.

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Lulu gets a jeweled sceptre from the corpse of Swibelgluck.
Lulu gets a mithril rapier from the corpse of Swibelgluck.
Lulu gets an emerald encrusted bracer from the corpse of Swibelgluck.
Lulu gets a diamond bracelet from the corpse of Swibelgluck.
Lulu gets a thick engraved silver belt from the corpse of Swibelgluck.
Lulu gets a cloak made of old, black cloth from the corpse of Swibelgluck.
Lulu gets a black shield of Lemish from the corpse of Swibelgluck.
Lulu gets an elongated squid head quiver from the corpse of Swibelgluck.
Lulu gets a pair of bornite dwarven sleeves from the corpse of Swibelgluck.
Lulu gets a pair of the weaponsmaster's gloves from the corpse of Swibelgluck.
Lulu gets a pair of fulgurite boots from the corpse of Swibelgluck.
Lulu gets a black battle kilt from the corpse of Swibelgluck.
Lulu gets a skull mask from the corpse of Swibelgluck.
Lulu gets a suit of gold dragonscale battle armor from the corpse of Swibelgluck.
Lulu gets a holy talisman from the corpse of Swibelgluck.
Lulu gets a black steel locket from the corpse of Swibelgluck.
Lulu gets dual rings of onyx and pearl from the corpse of Swibelgluck.
Lulu gets a cryptic ring from the corpse of Swibelgluck.
Lulu gets an iron flask from the corpse of Swibelgluck.
Lulu gets a massive stone club from the corpse of Swibelgluck.
Lulu gets a piece of bread from the corpse of Swibelgluck.
Lulu gets a piece of bread from the corpse of Swibelgluck.
Lulu gets a piece of bread from the corpse of Swibelgluck.
Lulu gets a glowing bracer from the corpse of Swibelgluck.

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Kip utters the words, 'pg x'.

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Nimnogg annihilates Essovius with his pierce.
Nimnogg is shocked, as he swings as Essovius.

396H 128V 1X 29.11% 75270C [Rippit:V.Good] [Essovius:Awful] Mem:1 Exits:NW>
#TICK
gt loot him now

Some of your lighter wounds disappear.
Nimnogg annihilates Essovius with his pierce.
You receive 0 experience.
get coins corpse
Essovius is dead! R.I.P.
Lashric's claws viciously rend Essovius's soft flesh.
The death cry of Essovius echoes from somewhere nearby...
#New tick duration set.
Your studies complete, you close your prayerbook with a smile.
#New tick duration set.
Kirito closes his prayerbook with a content look on his face.
The wrath abandons you.

416H 136V 1X 29.11% 75270C Exits:NW>
Kip gets a staff of Vari from the corpse of Essovius.
Kip gets a silver bracelet from the corpse of Essovius.
Kip gets a silver bracelet from the corpse of Essovius.
Kip gets an embossed jellyfish pouch from the corpse of Essovius.
Kip gets a rune embroidered scroll case from the corpse of Essovius.
Kip is zapped by the robes of the ritual and instantly drops it.
Kip gets an elongated squid head quiver from the corpse of Essovius.
Kip gets a pair of magi gloves from the corpse of Essovius.
Kip gets a pair of magi pants from the corpse of Essovius.
Kip gets a runed brown hood from the corpse of Essovius.
Kip gets a black velvet robe from the corpse of Essovius.
Kip gets a dragontooth necklace from the corpse of Essovius.
Kip gets a ring of the dweomer from the corpse of Essovius.
Kip gets a palladium ring from the corpse of Essovius.
Kip gets a very large pile of coins from the corpse of Essovius.
Kip gets a small green orb from the corpse of Essovius.
Kip gets a brewed potion from the corpse of Essovius.
Kip gets a small wooden chest from the corpse of Essovius.
Kip gets a small draconian ring from the corpse of Essovius.
Kip gets a set of magi robes from the corpse of Essovius.
Kip gets a blank scroll from the corpse of Essovius.
Kip gets an empty potion bottle from the corpse of Essovius.
Kip gets an empty potion bottle from the corpse of Essovius.
Kip gets a pinch of powdered turquoise from the corpse of Essovius.
Kip gets a pinch of diamond dust from the corpse of Essovius.
Kip gets a magical watering can from the corpse of Essovius.
Kip gets a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Essovius.

416H 136V 1X 29.11% 75270C Exits:NW>
**Cathan: what the fuck

51 comments

  1. runulv · 16 Jun 2013
    Worst mage bomb ever? :)
    Might have worked if they were fighting Soth..
  2. Loretta · 16 Jun 2013
    Tim fogot Yhonk in the inn and was fucking slow. There was supposed to be 2 mages and 2 bashers.
  3. daniel_1 · 16 Jun 2013
    either way, looks like suicide to me
  4. brandon · 17 Jun 2013
    who plays chorillo and why did they suk
  5. Qwine · 17 Jun 2013
    Well Chorillo was for sure the MVP. There was some runner upps.. but when he returned late to the fight to recall him self he won.
  6. dcpty1986 · 17 Jun 2013
    Chorillo was playing from a tethered cell phone data link and couldn't see the screen from the lag.
  7. brandon · 17 Jun 2013
    Chorillo shrieks in terror!
    Chorillo panics, and attempts to flee.
    Chorillo flies west.
    Chorillo flies in from the west.
    Chorillo flies west.
    Chorillo flies in from the west.
    Chorillo grabs a scroll of recall.
    Chorillo recites a scroll of recall.
    Chorillo disappears.

    this guy is gewd
  8. brandon · 17 Jun 2013
    well these 2 logs my analysis is: HUGE PLAYER ERRORS. bad bot scripts! game over!!
  9. Qwine · 17 Jun 2013
    I only play from tethered internet And I dont lag Unless I get a unexpected phone call in a low coverage area... my theory why that player sucked was the fact that he saw the bodies of his fallen clansman and in the confusion of fear and disbelief he simply ran away.. then he tried to convince himself to go back into the melee but again more bodies apon his return.. he couldnt take the sight and decided to make a tactical retreat.. and live to fight another day.. Not the most honorable player but smart when facing underwhelming odds.
  10. reafe · 17 Jun 2013
    one day I hope to raise a bot army that can lead itself against other bot armies, and the bot armies post epic battle logs on sufs for me to read... but then the bot armies start turning against the very players who created them, extinguishing the mud from any remains of human life, thus completing the circle of mud-life. from whence the mud was born in the realm of computers it thus returns.
  11. daniel_1 · 18 Jun 2013
    isn't that the story line to the matrix?
  12. Kadaj · 18 Jun 2013
    Mike definitely took the red pill.
  13. al · 18 Jun 2013
    hahaha return of the mac! no diggity.
  14. Gramm · 19 Jun 2013
    So you guys jumped into a fight cathan threw like 4 hits recalled and your at war with myth? all 5 of us? well 2 or 3 now that you have already chased the other half of our clan off. HATS OFF you tough bold bastards sure know how go way past the point of revenge and then some. ridiculous thank you once again apoc/sob/bsp/w.e the hell you are calling yourselves this wipe for going far out of your way to piss all over the weaker crews in a vain attempt to look tough. shameful. i dont know if his remarks in that log displayed that he had no idea what even happened but if you could stop destroying what is left of myth it would be a really nice gesture towards not doing more damage to our playerbase than your already doing. been looking for a good reason to take a break anyways probably see you around next wipe or w.e your done with your douchebaggery perhaps.
  15. daniel_1 · 19 Jun 2013
    i dont think anyone "bullies smaller groups to look tough" really...

    usually its about being bored, or eq. sometimes both.
  16. Gramm · 19 Jun 2013
    Whatever the reason is having sob hunt down myth is like watching a group of angry mobsters chase after some highschool kids this wipe. There is just no point in it, none of us care for your fight. All they are doing is cutting down on what is remaining of that average 25 online. Hope it is worth your fun trolls : p
  17. brandon · 19 Jun 2013
    just keel them.. but they sure as hell aren't apoc!
  18. jorake · 19 Jun 2013
    You mean reed right? Or ben or jim or whatever he's calling himself atm. The same guy(s) that's war and attacked myth for wipes? Lol. And you're upset for.... .... ..?
  19. ilya · 19 Jun 2013
    I'm going to have to agree with Gramm on this one. Ya'll are hurting the player base with your shitty randoming and shitty reason for killin folks. Keep it within the clan wars as to not chase off what little player base we have.
  20. Gramm · 19 Jun 2013
    Correct John, but Reed didnt initiate this fight against myth it was purely mumu/alex and swibelgluck this time. Sorry for any wrongly thrown accusations. And its moreso disappointment for not being able to log on , myth cannot provide a 10man group to challenge sob not even combined with maza at this point so fighting our clans is just an act of cowardice since we have nothing to offer back in that fight.
  21. nostramazos · 19 Jun 2013
    I don't blame SOB. It is obvious that in the well planned attack to destroy DELE, Karzan, Olas and Cathan were instrumental in tipping the scales. + Olas boggled. These at least were the reasons the Russian side of SOB gave us, in addition to "Who's gonna give me back my 15 dam now" song.
    Maza even sacrificed Olas to avoid having to look over our shoulders...we pushed him into a room with 3 of them and run away. As Olas fell to his knees, he heard some beeping sounds and saw the flare of red eyes. The robots stood and as if commanded by someone far away attacked poor Olas who with his dying cry yelled oeoeoe malakes you suck! (how can you yell with a dying cry is another issue)
    Maza contribution to this war will be this: We will hide, log newbies, shout obscenities and if you dare attack us we will give you bread. We have been around long enough to know how to deal with eq freaks. Unfortunately that cannot be said about 2 of this mud's new players who quit playing due to SOB relentlessness + 2 more people who haven't logged since this whole thing started. So now whole mud is back to 27 people!
  22. Gramm · 19 Jun 2013
    Is that actually a rabbit underneath all that fluff?
  23. adam- · 19 Jun 2013
    The people that quit after being randomed are the same people that will quit after DTing or dying and being unable to recover equipment.
  24. Gramm · 19 Jun 2013
    Absolutely untrue ive hit many and im still around. Dts dont actively try to hunt me down for their own selfish purposes. I however actively manage to find them and still love to mud afterwards. Ive seen a lot more people walk away during wars then from dts. You are way off with that remark. Nothing you can say will make their actions honorable.
  25. adam- · 19 Jun 2013
    I am speaking of RANDOMING, not someone actively hunting you.

    Randoming, to me, is crossing paths with someone and deciding to kill them.

    If a clan decides to kill your clan, that is an entirely different concept.
  26. Loretta · 19 Jun 2013
    I wish to remind you that you clanned Kirito who immedly switch back to dele back after this incindent. Just for record.
  27. brandon · 20 Jun 2013
    I want more comments from Nostramazos
  28. Gramm · 20 Jun 2013
    Ys has been myth for wipes we were told he had peace and yes of course accepted him back. I cannot control what he does and appreciate the small gesture in allowing him to have peace even for half a day. It doesnt matter anyways youve obliterated myth and would have done so with or without kirito as a form of reason. Well done brave sobs.
  29. Loretta · 20 Jun 2013
    Myth clan always was place for unknowns from all skum clans like wild/oxen/outlaws. Anyway im seriosly dont fucking care about ppl who quit after being hunted. And i dont fucking care about mud population at all. When i feel that i have to kill some1 i go and kill - when i dont have such feeling i dont do so. This stupid assiting jerks from random clans in soth ambush just make me feel i gonna go and kill all related to this "neutral" clans.
  30. brandon · 20 Jun 2013
    Isn't Loretta old GARBAGE clan leader?
  31. jorake · 20 Jun 2013
    Lottie you suck. Please stop talking. No one cares how big you think your virtual dick is. Jeez you are fucking annoying.
  32. Gramm · 20 Jun 2013
    Thats a really selfish mentality, karma catches up one day you will be weak without the friends you have chased away my russian friend despite your best efforts. Cling tightly to sob because when you burn the rest of your bridges you had better be able to keep walking the walk.
  33. bryton · 20 Jun 2013
    I like lotties way of thinking.. That's why he fits into sob clan so well..
  34. RaVaN · 20 Jun 2013
    Loretta rules!

    Seriously though, Mumu's mass poofing of me when I was poor lowlyclueless Rang was one of the defining moments of playing this game for me. I remember Loretta giving me advice on how to kill Mumu in the forums and about 2 years later I realized Mumu was Loretta...anyhow RGB rocks.

    "When i feel that i have to kill some1 i go and kill - when i dont have such feeling i dont do so."

    And this statement was awesome because it is so true.
  35. jorake · 20 Jun 2013
    Get a room. Loretta is a horrible russian. He will never be a Shesh or a Mavlad!
  36. Cathan · 20 Jun 2013
    Gramm:

    You'd be correct in assuming I had no idea what the hell was going on. Dele zones like a freaking machine, mowed down most of the zone in under five minutes and it was about three rounds at Caradoc and Essovius showing up before I realized that we were being hit by actual players.
    Mumu died in the second round, Caradoc died in the third, and before I know it, "guard" on Nimnogg yanked me into a fight with a Swigelback and backlogged striking for Caradoc basically kept me from getting any appreciable grasp on the situation other than recalling. I don't pay attention to the pk scene, and didn't keep up on Suf's site until someone pointed me here, and for whatever reason, grouping with the evils, no matter which side they were on, was considered perfectly acceptable by all concerned before this fight.

    "What the fuck" pretty much summed it up. Double what the fuck when Kirito instantly ditched MYTH and joined dele.

    I can only figure the act as deliberate suicide since it wasn't any secret that they were grouped with half the non-enemy clans at that particular momen and even a full group of clueless unpowered clannies is capable of mowing down people by accident, as proven in this log. That sure wasn't a fight of surpassing skill.

    That said, I'm not sure I see the point in arguing it - since well before the days of BSP, whacking people simply for grouping with the enemy was considered legit, and since that changed, apparently the added justification of being killed by said neutrals was needed before warring everyone for the purposes of quick re-equips.

    You can get bitter or angry about it, but this is Arctic, and things have changed very little here in the entire 20 years of its existence. It's been dying since Everquest and the birth of MMORPGs, and ruthlessness or lack of by some players won't change that.
  37. daniel_1 · 21 Jun 2013
    i'd say that the fledgeling remainder of sob fits in with noom, rather than the other way around.
  38. Shesh · 21 Jun 2013
    If there's anyone to blame for all the suffering and rivers of tears, that is Dele. Not only did Ilya endanger Myth and Maza by grouping for 'zoning', but also I suspect that he did not split the 'zoning' loads fairly :P
    Still I am surprised by the sheer amount of butthurt caused over killing what, 1 or 2 Myth chars? not surprised by greeks, they are the known masters of whining after taking the credits they cannot pay off :)
  39. Shesh · 21 Jun 2013
    To Cathan. Average human reaction is 250ms. Three rounds is 12 seconds. If in 12 seconds you still cannot understand what's going on, then you're a slowpoke of epic proportions.
  40. Loretta · 21 Jun 2013
    Why i would want to be such a tricky skum like shesh is?
  41. daniel_1 · 21 Jun 2013
    yeah just blame ilya. thats what i do!
  42. jorake · 21 Jun 2013
    Me too! Gas prices go up.. fucking ilya! Kangaroo kicks someone in the head.... fucking ilya. Hah.
  43. brandon · 21 Jun 2013
    dog gets pregnant blame ilya
  44. ilya · 21 Jun 2013
    Brandon you shouldn't call your wife a dog...
  45. brandon · 21 Jun 2013
    ilya u just sit there and take this and quit squirming..

    found shitty underwear on bathroom floor... iillyaa
  46. daniel_1 · 21 Jun 2013
    wait, you shit yourself?
  47. brandon · 21 Jun 2013
    no no.. it was ilya
  48. RaVaN · 21 Jun 2013
    Ilya shit on you?
  49. nostramazos · 21 Jun 2013
    So this is what it came down to. Two opposite fractions.

    On the one side people like Loretta, Shesh and Ravan who spent time tickling each other's feet and sucking each other's spinach from their toes after a hard sweaty day of wearing each other's socks. If they share so much what can one say about ideas, concepts, feelings, characters, IPs etc.

    On the other hand, you have Maza one of the oldest clans out there, who have survived all these years due to our uncanny ability to emulate cockroaches. We move with the curtain as the enemy moves it around to try to find us. Sure, we will get squashed once or twice but what appears to the hunter to be the sound of crunching soft tissue breaking in a liquid splash is in fact our war cry oeoeoeoe. And when the hunter goes away, we will be there waving goodbye and so long.

    @Shesh. Average human idiocy is about 100grams of the total brain weight. You seem to have burned out almost 500 grams of your brain (estimates keep rising). Therefore, you are an imbecile of epic proportions.
  50. Cathan · 21 Jun 2013
    Shesh: A non-pk'er having a slow reaction time to a pk attempt in a text-based room being spammed with scads more text, imagine that. Glaciers got nothing on me.
  51. Gramm · 2 Jul 2013
    LoL ^^^^^