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Sometimes, you just have to go manmode.

With so much controversy and conflict lately it seems like people forgot that games are meant to be fun. I decided to have a little of my own.

368H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C Exits:NEW> cast 'relo' turrible
You utter the words, 'relocate'
A Dark Stone Chamber
    This spartanly appointed chamber is bound by bleak walls of scorched
stone. The only pieces of furniture are a simple bed, a tall wardrobe, and
a hard wooden chair. The charred remains of an uncomfortable pallet lie in
the corner. Whoever once inhabited this dark chamber lived a pious life,
but that all came to an end when the ancient keep was consumed by fire. No
one living has been here in ages, and everything is covered with dust.
A pile of steel coins.
A burned and battered bastard sword lies here.
A beaten and burned helm and visor lies here.
A burned and battered bastard sword lies here.
A burned and dirty mace lies here.
A black raven, Elyana, watches you with a gleam in its eye.
<Otlw> Draven the Male Human is standing here. (flying) (invisible)
. . . is surrounded by 5 folds in space.
The spirit of a Knight of the Lily is hovering here.
The spirit of a Warrior of the Lily is hovering here.
The spirit of a blue dragonarmy warrior is hovering here.
<STH> Johnson the Male Half Ogre is standing here. (flying) (black aura)
. . . emits an eerie glow.
<HOWC> Brannigan the Male Hylar Dwarf is standing here. (flying)
<Otlw> Mashira the Male Hylar Dwarf is standing here. (flying)
. . . has a metallic luster.
A fearsome blue dragon, Terio, is standing here, ignoring you. (black aura)
<HOWC> Mercil Ess The Unforgiving is standing here. (flying) (black aura)
<HOWC> Rowlf the Male Goblin is standing here. (flying) (black aura)
A spiky bone golem, Dembones, is hunched over here.
<HOWC> Dr. Bunsen Burner, Experimental Wildfyre is standing here. (flying) (invisible)
. . . is cloaked with sparks of electricity.
<Otlw> Turrible the Male Silvanesti is standing here. (flying)
<Otlw> Henrik, Knight of the Creators is standing here. (flying)

368H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C Mem:1 Exits:S>
Mercil gets a pile of coins.

368H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C Mem:1 Exits:S>
Your studies complete, you close your spellbook with a smile.

Mashira closes his prayerbook with a content look on his face.
Mercil closes his prayerbook with a content look on his face.
Turrible tells your clan 'sup'

372H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C Exits:S> say MAGE BOMB MOTHER FUCKERs

Henrik kneels with a look of humility and prays to the gods.
Henrik screams as if any challenge is easily overcome.

372H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C Exits:S> cast 'prismatic spray'

Mashira opens his prayerbook and begins reading it intently.

372H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C Exits:S> You say 'MAGE BOMB MOTHER FUCKERs'

372H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C Exits:S> The melancholy song slowly transitions to dissonant despair ...
You utter the words, 'prismatic spray'
Your hands issue a spray of prismatic color!
You strike Elyana the raven with a spray of vibrant green!
You catch Draven in a spray of radiant yellow!
You catch Draven in a spray of bright orange!
You strike the spirit of a Knight of the Lily with a spray of murky violet!
You hit the spirit of a Warrior of the Lily with a spray of gleaming indigo!
You strike the spirit of a blue dragonarmy warrior with a spray of murky violet!
You hit the spirit of a blue dragonarmy warrior with a spray of gleaming indigo!
You strike Johnson with a spray of vibrant green!
You catch Brannigan in a spray of bright orange!
You catch Mashira in a spray of shimmering red!
You hit Terio the fearsome blue dragon with a spray of gleaming indigo!
You blast Mercil with a spray of scintillating blue!
Rowlf deftly ducks out of the way of your attack.
You catch Dembones the bone golem in a spray of radiant yellow!
You catch Bunsen in a spray of shimmering red!
You hit Turrible with a spray of gleaming indigo!
You blast Henrik with a spray of scintillating blue!

372H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:V.Good] [Elyana the raven:Awful] Mem:2 Exits:S>
Terio the fearsome blue dragon hits you with a lightning breath.

367H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:V.Good] [Elyana the raven:Awful] Mem:2 Exits:S>
Turrible snickers softly.

367H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:V.Good] [Elyana the raven:Awful] Mem:2 Exits:S> cast 'prismatic spray'

Henrik slowly fades into existence.

Henrik misses you with his hit.
Turrible cleaves YOU extremely hard.
Turrible pierces YOU very hard.
Bunsen slowly fades into existence.
Bunsen misses you with his drain.
Dembones the bone golem crushes YOU very hard.
Mercil crushes YOU very hard.
Mercil pierces YOU hard.
Terio the fearsome blue dragon claws YOU hard.
Mashira bludgeons YOU hard.
Brannigan comes out of hiding.
Brannigan slashes YOU very hard.
Brannigan slashes YOU extremely hard.
Johnson pierces YOU extremely hard.
Johnson pierces YOU very hard.
The spirit of a blue dragonarmy warrior hits YOU very hard.
The spirit of a Warrior of the Lily hits YOU very hard.
The spirit of a Knight of the Lily hits YOU very hard.
Draven slowly fades into existence.
Draven bludgeons YOU very hard.
You bludgeon Elyana the raven very hard.
A white light from your staff shines upon Elyana the raven.
Elyana the raven misses you with his claw.

181H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:Bad] [Elyana the raven:Awful] Mem:2 Exits:S>
Henrik laughs heartily.

181H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:Bad] [Elyana the raven:Awful] Mem:2 Exits:S>
Turrible laughs heartily.

181H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:Bad] [Elyana the raven:Awful] Mem:2 Exits:S>
Brannigan panics, and attempts to flee.
Brannigan flies south.

181H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:Bad] [Elyana the raven:Awful] Mem:2 Exits:S>
Johnson focuses harshly on you and utters the words, 'vile spirits'.
Johnson calls forth some dark and vile spirits and sends them after you!
You scream in pain as a vile spirit tears into your flesh.
You feel a slight chill.
You scream in pain as a vile spirit tears into your flesh.
You feel a slight chill.
You scream in pain as a vile spirit tears into your flesh.
You feel a slight chill.

139H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:V.Bad] [Elyana the raven:Awful] Mem:2 Exits:S>

Henrik rolls on the floor in a fit of laughter.

139H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:V.Bad] [Elyana the raven:Awful] Mem:2 Exits:S>
Turrible panics, and attempts to flee.
Turrible flies south.

139H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:V.Bad] [Elyana the raven:Awful] Mem:2 Exits:S>
Draven says 'hhahahaha'

139H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:V.Bad] [Elyana the raven:Awful] Mem:2 Exits:S>
Mercil rolls on the floor in a fit of laughter.

139H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:V.Bad] [Elyana the raven:Awful] Mem:2 Exits:S> You utter the words, 'prism
atic spray'
Your hands issue a spray of prismatic color!
Your spray of indigo flows over Elyana the raven and rips out his mind.
You receive 0 experience.
Elyana the raven is dead! R.I.P.
You strike Draven with a spray of murky violet!
You catch the spirit of a Knight of the Lily in a spray of shimmering red!
You catch the spirit of a Warrior of the Lily in a spray of bright orange!
You catch the spirit of a Warrior of the Lily in a spray of shimmering red!
You hit the spirit of a blue dragonarmy warrior with a spray of gleaming indigo!
You catch Johnson in a spray of radiant yellow!
Johnson seems weaker.
You catch Johnson in a spray of bright orange!
You blast Mashira with a spray of scintillating blue!
You strike Terio the fearsome blue dragon with a spray of murky violet!
You strike Mercil with a spray of vibrant green!
Rowlf deftly ducks out of the way of your attack.
You catch Dembones the bone golem in a spray of shimmering red!
Your spell misses Bunsen and destroys a sphere instead.
You catch Henrik in a spray of shimmering red!
You blast Henrik with a spray of scintillating blue!

139H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Elyana the raven:Dying] Mem:3 Exits:S>
The death cry of Elyana the raven echoes from somewhere nearby...
Elyana the raven stops following Draven.
You direct your attention to Dembones the bone golem.
Elyana the raven takes off, heading skyward.

139H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:V.Bad] [Dembones the bone golem:Good] Mem:3 Exits:S>
You bludgeon Dembones the bone golem very hard.
Henrik bruises YOU with his hit.
Bunsen drains YOU.

Dembones the bone golem crushes YOU very hard.
Mercil crushes YOU extremely hard.
Mercil pierces YOU hard.
Terio the fearsome blue dragon claws YOU.
The spirit of a blue dragonarmy warrior hits YOU hard.
The spirit of a Warrior of the Lily hits YOU very hard.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
The spirit of a Knight of the Lily hits YOU hard.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Draven bludgeons YOU very hard.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

48H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:Awful] [Dembones the bone golem:Good] Mem:3 Exits:S>
Bunsen utters the words, 'calm'.
You stop fighting Dembones the bone golem.
Johnson stops fighting you.
Mashira stops fighting you.
Mercil stops fighting you.
Dembones the bone golem stops fighting you.
Henrik stops fighting you.
You direct your attention to the spirit of a Warrior of the Lily.

48H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:Awful] [the spirit of a Warrior of the Lily:Good] Mem:3 Exits:S>
Draven utters the words, 'calm'.
You stop fighting the spirit of a Warrior of the Lily.
You direct your attention to Terio the fearsome blue dragon.

48H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:Awful] [Terio the fearsome blue dragon:Fair] Mem:3 Exits:S>
Turrible flies in from the south.
Brannigan flies in from the south.

48H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:Awful] [Terio the fearsome blue dragon:Fair] Mem:3 Exits:S> say

Henrik rolls on the floor in a fit of laughter.

48H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:Awful] [Terio the fearsome blue dragon:Fair] Mem:3 Exits:S> say DIE
Yes, but WHAT do you want to say?

48H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:Awful] [Terio the fearsome blue dragon:Fair] Mem:3 Exits:S> You say 'DIE'

48H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:Awful] [Terio the fearsome blue dragon:Fair] Mem:3 Exits:S>
Johnson says 'sdamnit'

48H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:Awful] [Terio the fearsome blue dragon:Fair] Mem:3 Exits:S>
Terio the fearsome blue dragon claws YOU hard.

ou wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Terio the fearsome blue dragon claws YOU.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You miss Terio the fearsome blue dragon with your bludgeon.
The spirit of a Warrior of the Lily hits YOU hard.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
The spirit of a blue dragonarmy warrior hits YOU very hard.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
The spirit of a Knight of the Lily hits YOU hard.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

3H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:Awful] [Terio the fearsome blue dragon:Fair] Mem:3 Exits:S>
Rowlf peers around the room suspiciously.

3H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:Awful] [Terio the fearsome blue dragon:Fair] Mem:3 Exits:S>
Mercil rolls on the floor in a fit of laughter.

3H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:Awful] [Terio the fearsome blue dragon:Fair] Mem:3 Exits:S>
Draven says 'hahahaha'

3H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:Awful] [Terio the fearsome blue dragon:Fair] Mem:3 Exits:S> cast 'prismatic
spray'

Turrible says 'heal him'

3H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:Awful] [Terio the fearsome blue dragon:Fair] Mem:3 Exits:S> You utter the wo
rds, 'prismatic spray'
Your hands issue a spray of prismatic color!
You catch Brannigan in a spray of shimmering red!
Turrible deftly ducks out of the way of your attack.
You catch Draven in a spray of bright orange!
You hit the spirit of a Knight of the Lily with a spray of gleaming indigo!
You catch the spirit of a Warrior of the Lily in a spray of shimmering red!
You catch the spirit of a blue dragonarmy warrior in a spray of radiant yellow!
You catch Johnson in a spray of radiant yellow!
You hit Mashira with a spray of gleaming indigo!
You strike Terio the fearsome blue dragon with a spray of murky violet!
You catch Mercil in a spray of shimmering red!
You catch Mercil in a spray of bright orange!
Rowlf deftly ducks out of the way of your attack.
You catch Dembones the bone golem in a spray of bright orange!
You strike Dembones the bone golem with a spray of vibrant green!
You blast Bunsen with a spray of scintillating blue!
You catch Henrik in a spray of bright orange!

3H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:Awful] [Terio the fearsome blue dragon:V.Bad] Mem:3 Exits:S>
Mercil rolls on the floor in a fit of laughter.

3H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:Awful] [Terio the fearsome blue dragon:V.Bad] Mem:3 Exits:S>
Turrible glances at you.

3H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:Awful] [Terio the fearsome blue dragon:V.Bad] Mem:3 Exits:S>
Johnson says 'why dint u kill him'

3H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:Awful] [Terio the fearsome blue dragon:V.Bad] Mem:3 Exits:S>
Brannigan panics, and attempts to flee.
Brannigan flies south.

3H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C [Salome:Awful] [Terio the fearsome blue dragon:V.Bad] Mem:3 Exits:S>
Johnson focuses harshly on you and utters the words, 'vile spirits'.
Johnson calls forth some dark and vile spirits and sends them after you!
You scream in pain as a vile spirit tears into your flesh.
You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
You feel a slight chill.
Your body convulses in agony as a vile spirit tears away your remaining life.
You're dead.
You feel a slight chill.

-11H 145V 9672084X 82.72% 4498C Mem:3 Exits:S> The fire in your mind flickers before extinguishing itself.
#$#$#GLOBE IS GONE#$#$#

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