The Ministry of Peace

Another day in the life of our department, as perceived by your humble servant.

1 Jun 2003 · Submitted by malice · POV: Lenore · 680 views · ★ Score -3.5 · 36 votes

[ round 1 ]

Elyana flies south.
You follow Elyana south.
Krinth Street
A bronze dragon with glistening scales awaits a rider.
Lauris, Watching A Dark Moon is standing here. (flying)
Rudro Roy, Rocking Reloaded Ranger is standing here. (flying)
Arec Glory, Silver Claimer is standing here.
. . . has a tough exterior.
A large rat stares at you from the shadows.
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bash RudroYou crash into Rudro in a bone crunching bash, sending him sprawling to the ground.
644H 62V 15388146X 0C [Lenore:Perfect] [Rudro:V.Good] Exits:NESW>
Elyana flies south.
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Elyana flies in from the south.
You miss Rudro with your cleave.
You massacre Rudro with your cleave.
Rudro shoots YOU extremely hard.
628H 62V 15388146X 0C [Lenore:V.Good] [Rudro:V.Good] Exits:NESW>

Sopor focuses harshly on Rudro and utters some strange words.
Rudro freezes in place.
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Elyana utters some strange words.
Elyana's hands issue a spray of prismatic color!
Elyana slowly fades into existence.
A bronze dragon is struck by a spray of murky violet!
A bronze dragon is hit by a spray of gleaming indigo!
A bronze dragon shudders.
Lauris is caught in a spray of radiant yellow!
Lauris is blasted by a spray of scintillating blue!
Rudro is caught in a spray of shimmering red!
Rudro seems weaker.
Arec is struck by a spray of vibrant green!
A spray of violet strikes the large rat, melting it into a lifeless paste.
You receive 21 experience.
The large rat is dead! R.I.P.
628H 62V 15388125X 0C [Lenore:V.Good] [Rudro:Good] Exits:NESW>
The death cry of the large rat echoes from somewhere nearby...
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standbash Rudro
Arec panics, and attempts to flee.
Arec leaves west.
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You crash into Rudro in a bone crunching bash, sending him sprawling to the ground.
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Lauris misses Elyana with his hit.
Elyana misses a bronze dragon with her drain.
A bronze dragon panics, and attempts to flee.
A bronze dragon leaves east.
You cleave Rudro extremely hard.
You massacre Rudro with your cleave.
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Sopor focuses harshly on Rudro and utters some strange words.
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Elyana utters some strange words.
Elyana's hands issue a spray of prismatic color!
Lauris is hit by a spray of gleaming indigo!
Rudro is caught in a spray of shimmering red!
Rudro is struck by a spray of vibrant green!
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standbash Rudro
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Lauris sinks gently to the ground.
Lauris stops using a giant goatsucker feather.
Lauris grabs a glowing scroll of recall.
Lauris recites a glowing scroll of recall.
Lauris disappears.
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You cleave Rudro extremely hard.
You massacre Rudro with your cleave.
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You are already standing.
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You crash into Rudro in a bone crunching bash, sending him sprawling to the ground.
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Sopor bludgeons Rudro extremely hard.
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Sopor bludgeons Rudro very hard.
You massacre Rudro with your cleave.
You cleave Rudro hard.
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standbash Rudro
Elyana focuses harshly on Rudro and utters some strange words.
Elyana slowly fades into existence.
The sound of bones cracking echoes as Elyana's force bolt slams into Rudro.
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You are already standing.
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You crash into Rudro in a bone crunching bash, sending him sprawling to the ground.
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Sopor focuses harshly on Rudro and utters some strange words.
Sopor aims a magic missile at Rudro, who staggers under the blow.
Sopor aims a magic missile at Rudro, who staggers under the blow.
Sopor aims a magic missile at Rudro, who staggers under the blow.
Sopor aims a magic missile at Rudro, who staggers under the blow.
Sopor aims a magic missile at Rudro, who staggers under the blow.
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You cleave Rudro extremely hard.
You cleave Rudro extremely hard.
stand628H 62V 15388125X 0C [Lenore:V.Good] [Rudro:Awful] Exits:NESW>
bash Rudro
Elyana focuses harshly on Rudro and utters some strange words.
Elyana slowly fades into existence.
Brains splatter on you as Elyana's force bolt shatters Rudro's skull.
You receive 0 experience.
Rudro is dead! R.I.P.
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The death cry of Rudro echoes from somewhere nearby...
Lauris stops following Rudro.
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You are already standing.
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You couldn't find what you were looking for.
628H 62V 15388125X 0C Exits:NESW> You are already standing.
628H 62V 15388125X 0C Exits:NESW> You couldn't find what you were looking for.
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get all corpseYou get an ancient yew bow from the corpse of Rudro.
You get a flexible red dragon scale bracer from the corpse of Rudro.
You get a flexible red dragon scale bracer from the corpse of Rudro.
You get an ancient leather scabbard from the corpse of Rudro.
You get a pair of huge white wings from the corpse of Rudro.
You get a pair of gold entwined sleeves from the corpse of Rudro.
You get a pair of red leather gauntlets from the corpse of Rudro.
You get a pair of bright green dragonscale leggings from the corpse of Rudro.
You get a red dragonscale head band from the corpse of Rudro.
You get a chainmail halter from the corpse of Rudro.
You get a demon skin cloak from the corpse of Rudro.
You get a circlet of horse hairs from the corpse of Rudro.
You get a very large pile of coins from the corpse of Rudro.
There were 2104 coins.
You get a charred long sword from the corpse of Rudro.
You get a large pole axe from the corpse of Rudro.
You get a black leather buckler from the corpse of Rudro.
Goblet : You can't carry that much weight.
You get a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Rudro.
You get a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Rudro.
Lantern : You can't carry that much weight.
Javelin : You can't carry that much weight.
Goblet : You can't carry that much weight.
Goblet : You can't carry that much weight.
Crystal : You can't carry that much weight.
Chest : You can't carry that much weight.
Cloak : You can't carry that much weight.
Stone : You can't carry that much weight.
Stone : You can't carry that much weight.
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Sopor gets a golden goblet from the corpse of Rudro.
Sopor gets a hooded lantern from the corpse of Rudro.
Sopor gets a red metallic javelin from the corpse of Rudro.
Sopor gets a golden goblet from the corpse of Rudro.
Sopor gets a golden goblet from the corpse of Rudro.
Sopor gets a crystal shard necklace from the corpse of Rudro.
Sopor gets a chest made of bones from the corpse of Rudro.
Sopor gets a ceremonial elven cloak from the corpse of Rudro.
Sopor gets a red stone from the corpse of Rudro.
Sopor gets a red stone from the corpse of Rudro.
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[ round 2 ]

Elyana flies north.
You follow Elyana north.
Junction of Corridors
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You couldn't find what you were looking for.
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bash Lauris
Elyana flies west.
You follow Elyana west.
Travelling a Dirt Corridor
Corden Blu, Dark Moon's Mystic Ranger is standing here. (flying)
. . . has a tough exterior.
Kalster Kindheart, Following the Dark Moon to the Divine Path of Paladine is standing here.
. . . has a tough exterior.
Lauris, Watching A Dark Moon is resting here.
Rivn, Wandering Under the Dark Moon is resting here.
. . . is surrounded by a shimmering light.
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You crash into Lauris in a bone crunching bash, sending him sprawling to the ground.
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You massacre Lauris with your cleave.
You cleave Lauris extremely hard.
Lauris bludgeons YOU hard.
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Corden says 'nick can't get back here......and james say's keys fast decay'
628H 42V 10828070X 215C [Lenore:V.Good] [Lauris:Good] Exits:EW>
Sha focuses harshly on Lauris and utters some strange words.
Lauris is caught in some of Sha's acid!
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Elyana utters some strange words.
Elyana's hands issue a spray of prismatic color!
Corden is caught in a spray of radiant yellow!
Corden is caught in a spray of bright orange!
Corden seems to be blinded!
Kalster is caught in a spray of shimmering red!
Lauris is caught in a spray of bright orange!
Lauris seems to be blinded!
Rivn is hit by a spray of gleaming indigo!
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Sopor focuses harshly on Lauris and utters some strange words.
The sound of bones cracking echoes as Sopor's force bolt slams into Lauris.
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bash Lauris
Rivn stops using a heavily charred blacksmith's hammer.
Rivn grabs a scroll of recall.
Rivn recites a scroll of recall.
Rivn disappears.
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You crash into Lauris in a bone crunching bash, sending him sprawling to the ground.
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Kalster misses Elyana and destroys an image instead.
Elyana drains Corden extremely hard.
Corden shoots Elyana very hard.
You cleave Lauris extremely hard.
You massacre Lauris with your cleave.
Lauris misses you with his bludgeon.
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Sha focuses harshly on Lauris and utters some strange words.
Lauris is caught in some of Sha's acid!
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Sopor focuses harshly on Lauris and utters some strange words.
Brains splatter on you as Sopor's force bolt shatters Lauris's skull.
You receive 0 experience.
Lauris is dead! R.I.P.
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The death cry of Lauris echoes from somewhere nearby...
Lauris stops following Corden.
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Corden panics, and attempts to flee.
Corden flies east.
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Elyana gets a black wood staff from the corpse of Lauris.
Elyana gets an ancient iron bracer from the corpse of Lauris.
Elyana gets a deep black wrist guard from the corpse of Lauris.
Elyana gets a plain component pouch from the corpse of Lauris.
Elyana gets a purple robe from the corpse of Lauris.
Elyana gets a pair of ivory anklets from the corpse of Lauris.
Elyana gets a peaked canvas cap from the corpse of Lauris.
Elyana gets a very large pile of coins from the corpse of Lauris.
Elyana gets a red steel bracer from the corpse of Lauris.
Elyana gets a milky potion of see invisible from the corpse of Lauris.
Elyana gets a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Lauris.
Elyana gets a glowing scroll of recall from the corpse of Lauris.
Elyana gets an emerald medallion from the corpse of Lauris.
Elyana gets a piece of sweet bread from the corpse of Lauris.
Elyana gets a piece of sweet bread from the corpse of Lauris.
Elyana gets a piece of sweet bread from the corpse of Lauris.
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Elyana utters some strange words.
Elyana's hands issue a spray of prismatic color!
Kalster is caught in a spray of shimmering red!
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Kalster gets a scroll from his pack.
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Kalster stops using a bright ball of light.
Kalster grabs a glowing scroll of recall.
Kalster recites a glowing scroll of recall.
Kalster disappears.
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scanYou couldn't find what you were looking for.
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Looking north:
You see nothing special.
Looking east:
The dirt corridor reaches a junction to the east.
Corden Blu, Dark Moon's Mystic Ranger is standing here. (flying)
. . . has a tough exterior.
Looking south:
You see nothing special.
Looking west:
The corridor continues to the west towards a wooden door.
A giant minotaur-like creature made from stone stands guard here.
A giant minotaur-like creature made from stone stands guard here.
Looking up:
Above your head is a ceiling formed of hard-packed dirt.
Looking down:
Dark brown dirt with a few bits of rock mixed in forms the floor.
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eastJunction of Corridors
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bash corden
Sopor flies in from the west.
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You couldn't find what you were looking for.
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scanLooking north:
The corridor continues off to the north.
Looking east:
You see nothing special.
Looking south:
The corridor continues off to the south.
Looking west:
A dirt corridor extends to the west.
Sha the Male Human is standing here. (flying)
. . . is followed by a hovering ball of light.
Elyana Lipetskaya, the Bloody Standard of the Sea Gangs is standing here. (flying) (invisible)
. . . is followed by a hovering ball of light.
Looking up:
The ceiling of the corridor above is made of hard-packed dirt.
Looking down:
Hard-packed dirt of a light brown hue lies below.
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Sha flies in from the west.
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south
Elyana flies in from the west.
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scanAn Underground Corridor
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Looking north:
The underground corridor reaches a junction to the north.
Elyana Lipetskaya, the Bloody Standard of the Sea Gangs is standing here. (flying) (invisible)
. . . is surrounded by 3 duplicate images.
Sha the Male Human is standing here. (flying)
. . . is followed by a hovering ball of light.
Sopor Aeternus, The Inexperienced Spiral Traveller is standing here. (flying) (invisible)
. . . is enveloped in flames.
Looking east:
You see nothing special.
Looking south:
The corridor comes to an end close by to the south.
Looking west:
You see nothing special.
Looking up:
Above your head is a ceiling formed of hard-packed dirt.
Looking down:
Hard-packed dirt of a light brown hue lies below.
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northJunction of Corridors
Elyana Lipetskaya, the Bloody Standard of the Sea Gangs is standing here. (flying) (invisible)
. . . is followed by a hovering ball of light.
Sha the Male Human is standing here. (flying)
. . . is followed by a hovering ball of light.
Sopor Aeternus, The Inexperienced Spiral Traveller is standing here. (flying) (invisible)
. . . is followed by a hovering ball of light.
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Corden flies in from the north.
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Sopor focuses harshly on Corden and utters some strange words.
The sound of bones cracking echoes as Sopor's force bolt slams into Corden.
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Sha focuses harshly on Corden and utters some strange words.
Corden wavers under the impact of the lightning bolt sent by Sha.
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Elyana flies south.
You follow Elyana south.
An Underground Corridor
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Elyana flies north.
You follow Elyana north.
Junction of Corridors
Corden Blu, Dark Moon's Mystic Ranger is standing here, fighting Sopor. (flying)
. . . has a tough exterior.
Sopor Aeternus, The Inexperienced Spiral Traveller is standing here, fighting Corden. (flying) (invisible)
. . . is followed by a hovering ball of light.
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bash cordenYou crash into Corden in a bone crunching bash, sending him sprawling to the ground.
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You cleave Corden extremely hard.
You cleave Corden extremely hard.
Sopor massacres Corden with his bludgeon.
Corden misses Sopor with his shoot.
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Sopor focuses harshly on Corden and utters some strange words.
The sound of bones cracking echoes as Sopor's force bolt slams into Corden.
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Sha focuses harshly on Corden and utters some strange words.
Corden wavers under the impact of the lightning bolt sent by Sha.
Corden is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
Corden lies suffering on the ground till no blood is left in his body.
You receive 0 experience.
Corden is dead! R.I.P.
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The death cry of Corden echoes from somewhere nearby...
Corden sinks gently to the ground.
Kalster stops following Corden.
Rivn stops following Corden.
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Elyana gets a very large pile of coins from the corpse of Corden.
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get all corpseYou get a great mithril bow from the corpse of Corden.
You get an ancient iron bracer from the corpse of Corden.
You get an icy white bracelet from the corpse of Corden.
You get a leather quiver from the corpse of Corden.
You get a sandy grey quiver from the corpse of Corden.
You get some red dragon scale sleeves from the corpse of Corden.
You get a pair of elfin gauntlets from the corpse of Corden.
You get a pair of magical boots from the corpse of Corden.
You get a pair of forest green greaves from the corpse of Corden.
You get an officer's cap from the corpse of Corden.
You get a suit of forest green plate from the corpse of Corden.
You get a platinum dragon signet ring from the corpse of Corden.
You get a carved ivory ring from the corpse of Corden.
You get a crystal vial filled with red liquid from the corpse of Corden.
You get a small green quiver from the corpse of Corden.
You get a piece of sweet bread from the corpse of Corden.
You get a piece of sweet bread from the corpse of Corden.
You get a piece of sweet bread from the corpse of Corden.
You get a piece of sweet bread from the corpse of Corden.
You get a piece of sweet bread from the corpse of Corden.
You get a piece of sweet bread from the corpse of Corden.
You get a piece of sweet bread from the corpse of Corden.
You get a piece of sweet bread from the corpse of Corden.
You get a piece of sweet bread from the corpse of Corden.
You get a piece of sweet bread from the corpse of Corden.
You get a piece of sweet bread from the corpse of Corden.
You get a piece of sweet bread from the corpse of Corden.
You get a piece of sweet bread from the corpse of Corden.
You get a piece of sweet bread from the corpse of Corden.
You get a piece of sweet bread from the corpse of Corden.
You get a piece of sweet bread from the corpse of Corden.
You get a piece of sweet bread from the corpse of Corden.
You get a piece of sweet bread from the corpse of Corden.
You get a piece of sweet bread from the corpse of Corden.
Waterskin : You can't carry that many items.
Waterskin : You can't carry that many items.
Sword : You can't carry that many items.
Chest : You can't carry that many items.
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Elyana flies west.
You follow Elyana west.
Travelling a Dirt Corridor
The corpse of Lauris is lying here.
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Elyana flies east.
You follow Elyana east.
Junction of Corridors
The corpse of Corden is lying here.
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Sopor gets a large waterskin from the corpse of Corden.
Sopor gets a large waterskin from the corpse of Corden.
Sopor gets a long sword from the corpse of Corden.
Sopor gets a blackened chest from the corpse of Corden.
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18 comments

mike · 2 Jun 2003

nice job killing the dark moon clan, i can see you take great pride in it. well give yourselves a pat on the back.
suf · 2 Jun 2003

maybe dark moon should learn that when they get peace for grouping with wild THREE TIMES, one after another, and they continue to do it, after being peaced each time, that they will die die die
Melee · 2 Jun 2003

God, this is sick. People really need to learn to think on their feet.
edwai · 2 Jun 2003

oh no 2 neutrals who group with wild grouped with 1 dark moon healer to exp.. we better kill their clan!
suf · 2 Jun 2003

When half of furshai joins your clan, what other way to tell who is in it except who you group. Arec and Rudro have been highlighted for at least a month.
hi · 2 Jun 2003

so why don't i see arec dying...
Seq · 2 Jun 2003

Half of furshai = three people.
mike · 2 Jun 2003

re: suf-we both know furshai and dark moon have two entirely different player skill levels. in my mind, dark moon is absolutely no threat to bsp so why kill them?
jross · 2 Jun 2003

How can bsd say they peaced DM when we never got a straight answer, besided you attack lauris earlier that day right before he grouped with rudro/arec i think that hardly counts as peace, its one thing to give DM the run around but dont bullshit about it
Joe · 2 Jun 2003

What luck...that poor ranger got blinded...
ys · 2 Jun 2003

well we were pretty unlucky and inexperienced
me nor rudro is wild...
i never grouped with wilds until bsps started hunting me
and i've only grouped with them once or twice

ANYWAY
the reason u dont see Arec dying is cos all bsps mage really suck... i'll show u how much they suck
Oleg · 2 Jun 2003

Mike already answered to himself. Kw is 'no threat'. No threat, but some eq is enough reason for bsp to kill them.
malice · 2 Jun 2003

The Ministry of Peace wants to remind that all complaints and suggestions should be directed to Ms. Elyana, the BSP Minister of Peace, herself. Your feedback is very much appreciated. Meanwhile, please sit down, relax and make yourselves comfortable while we restock on Cyclone B.
jurthy · 2 Jun 2003

Zyklon-B you moron.
tudets · 3 Jun 2003

Throw as much crap on us as you want but that wont make you better players. If it did half of clan wild would probably be enought to rock the whole damn mud alone. Everyone knows both clans follow death by association policy, so if you died for your own actions quit whining allready.
Melee · 3 Jun 2003

shuddap
darns · 3 Jun 2003

Its all the Finns' fault. Blame them!
ddog · 4 Jun 2003

yes blame us! its ok to blame finns for everything, we can take it. and we dont care. so do it